Report: Michael Phelps Looking To Snatch Stacy Keibler From George Clooney

Take with a grain of salt but I thought this was kinda funny:

Report: Michael Phelps Looking To Snatch Stacy Keibler From George Clooney


Imagine George Clooney and Stacy Keibler split up by another man! George is famous for loving and leaving women, treating them like property, and generally being a total douche, albeit a charming one. Stories about George and Stacy have gone from ‘breaking up’ to ‘making up’ to ‘getting married’ over the past few months and the truth remains obscure. Well now Shelby Loosch at GLOBE has laid the smackdown on George by revealing that Michael Phelps may be moving in on Stacey!
Michael is the most decorated Olympian in history and his mamma, Debbie Phelps, wants another prize for her darling boy. This prize comes in the form of statuesque former professional wrestling star and aspiring Hollywood starlet, Stacy! According to Loosch, Mama Phelps can’t stand Michael’s current babe, Megan Rossee, a cocktail waitress and aspiring actress. Mama sees Debbie as a gold-digging floozy who is just using Michael to get ahead – and she’s probably right.
Mama Phelps wants Michael to get with Stacy and dump Megan. Debbie sees her son and Stacy as having a common background, both of them being athletes, and would welcome Michael and Debbie dating. A source reports, ‘Debbie keeps crossing her fingers and would welcome Stacy into the family with open arms!’
Wouldn’t that be great, seeing Stacy dump that pompous short guy with the big head who is old enough to be her dad? Okay, Michael ain’t good looking but he sure is rich and very much in demand – plus he is young and healthy. At least with Michael Stacy won’t need to be looking for a boytoy quite as soon as she will with withering old George.

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"Withering old George"?

OMG who did George piss off in the Canada? Brahahahaha!

Hahahahaha! Of course, they're both from Baltimore and support the Ravens so that's something they've got in common.

Anyway, if George qualifies as a 'total douche' then I'd guess Michael Phelps does too.

Oh mother, she probably didn't give very much thought to her statement, otherwise she might have exposed the inherent nonsense in it without anyone´s help.

we all agree on
letting her go
no?

tappeti rossi!

Not convinced about all,
but I sure do!

tappeto rosso
da sola
meglio
almost better, eh?

Michael Phelps?? That overgrown troll with the bad teeth?

Never in a million years.

Now tell us what you really think, cindi!

I think other than the fact that he's totally unappealing to look at I think he's completely dishonest. I believe, although he denied it, he tested positive for using steroids a while back and he was ostracized for a while. He's a good athlete and all that but to have to wake up in bed with him the next morning, UGH

Sorry, I'm from New Jersey and have an attitude sometimes.

And don't ever be sorry for it!

Best in Category wrote:Not convinced about all,
but I sure do!

tappeto rosso
da sola
meglio
almost better, eh?

red carpet was
for her
to go
.....away

the original one was
'A nemico che fugge, ponti d'oro'
as 'to the running away enemy
golden bridge!'

Funny, IM.

Wow, they are not fans of George. And since when is Stacy an "athlete"? She didn't do the kind of wrestling that requires athleticism (unless getting out of some of those outfits counts), nor did she do the kind of cheerleading that requires athletic ability. If she's an athlete, so am I.