George Clooney's NEXT girlfriend...

I don't see George's "girlfriends" or other associations having any impact on his career or brand, except for a few people on here and other gossip sites.  Seriously look at his career since he started being seen with some "questionable" women, a few Oscar nominations and wins, pretty much he can make any picture he wants.  Money from commercial endorsements in Europe.  How much more success could he really have had with better associations?  

I don't think the women are responsible nor harmful, they are just there.  Maybe they take a little bit of the gossip spotlight off of him in the "celebrity area" and that is why he seems to go for a questionable type.  Who knows?  

Most people who would partake in the Clooney brand or any of his movies are blissfully unaware of all the sordid details.  Even the most well informed are blissfully ignorant sometimes. As someone said if George had an association with Sean Penn it would damage their thinking of George.  Well George has already made a movie with Sean Penn, The Thin Red Line.   I think they also worked on the Haiti relief project too.

Hollywood is really a money making place, and if you can make a profit off of someone they will no matter what associations they have.

I am hoping the next girlfriend is different, manly to change the conversation, I really do feel like it is deja vu all over again.  Plus I am a sucker for romance and would like to see him with someone I saw some chemistry with.

Thin Red Line was years ago before a lot of Sean Penn's predilection's became more well known. George only had a small role in that film at the end.

I don't know anything about the girlfriends but I just had a turkey sandwich with mayo on fiber protein toast . Oh my .

And today I tried sushi for the first time.

With the exception of Celine Balitran & Krista Allen most of the others were average looking at best.

I wouldn't say any of George Clooney's many ex-girlfriends were physically  beautiful. Particularly the last two, IMO.  
Beautiful, expensive wardrobes & accessories most definitely.

None were models. Photoshopped semi-naked images create illusions...of course. Still....
Average girls having fun & trying to make a buck.

Sure, they got modelling gigs while associated with Brand George Clooney.

I remember Sarah Larson's comment on the Dalai Lama was that he was "cute."
And everything Stacy ever did, including the Obama fundraiser was simply  "fun. Yay!!!"

I doubt they impacted George's way of thinking at all.
Possibly brought to the table the latest Top 40 Pop hit. Or a sporting exercise fad or a diet craze.
Yes, we know the whole world is talking coconut oil these last 2-3 years backed by Paleo diets & commercialised by Fairtrade.

Everyone certainly feels nice to touch, wwhs. Unless they have ailments like leprosy or psoriasis or other conditions, I imagine.

Hope for us all ...

Today I don't look so great, but will be tenderly consoled by your words " everyone feels nice to the touch"

Ocean wrote:

Everyone certainly feels nice to touch, wwhs. Unless they have ailments like leprosy or psoriasis or other conditions, I imagine.

I personally find this comment Extremely Offensive....especially as it's followed

by LAUGHTER !!!

 

LornaDoone wrote:Left behind a better man?  Hmm? Me thinks too much influence is being attributed to his exes.  I'm sure he's learned some difficult lessons from his relationships, and that has made a difference in his life.  

Hopefully, we all evolve as we get older from ALL the lessons we learn from our experiences.  

But I don't know that he's necessarily a "better man" just due to his past relationships.

A man is the woman who chooses! He never wanted the woman engaged politically, he never wanted the woman housewife and mother, never wanted the scientist because, in this case, most likely, would have had! He got exactly what he wanted whether you like it or not!

There's nothing offensive about that comment, Joanna. Just your interpretation.
A person who has a contagious skin ailment of any sort may not be physically touched, as advised by medical practitioners. Research it.
I do apologise if it offended your ...sensibilities.


Nevertheless, it's matter of fact.  
Everyone's skin feels nice to touch, if those who touch desire to do so.
A generic remark.   
I replied to wwhs who wrote the ex-gfs felt nice to touch.

LizzyNY wrote:
I don't think its so much that the girlfriends are stupid, as that they don't give a damn. They're too wrapped up in their careers- I remember when he got arrested he said (sarcastically) "Stacey must be thrilled." - I'll bet she was.

Well, in the context of the question.
The reporter asked whether Stacy Keibler had an opinion about him being arrested.

And George mumbled sarcastically, "that I've been arrested? She's probably thrilled."

Maybe he was speaking with cryptic innuendo.  

Oh, btw, Joanna, the laughter is at the thought of the generic comment about certain people feeling nice to touch.

No, I was not laughing at skin ailments, as you insinuate.

lelacorb wrote:

LornaDoone wrote:Left behind a better man?  Hmm? Me thinks too much influence is being attributed to his exes.  I'm sure he's learned some difficult lessons from his relationships, and that has made a difference in his life.  

Hopefully, we all evolve as we get older from ALL the lessons we learn from our experiences.  

But I don't know that he's necessarily a "better man" just due to his past relationships.

A man is the woman who chooses! He never wanted the woman engaged politically, he never wanted the woman housewife and mother, never wanted the scientist because, in this case, most likely, would have had! He got exactly what he wanted whether you like it or not!

And why the exclamation?

You take too much personal offense to my comments - for some reason. Just don't understand that.

If you are just an Eli FAN then why do you get so pissed off when I comment about her? If you don't like what I say about her = here's an idea = put me on ignore and then your blood pressure won't take such a hit.

Yes, I agree none of his recent girlfriends were rocket scientists. That's for sure. I definitely agree with Ocean's comment Sarah Larson calling the Dalai Lama "cute" and you meet the President and your most quotable comment is that you had "fun" yay!

Yup, no rocket scientists there. Eli, easily led by the latest fad and has no fucking back bone because if she did she would have NEVER agreed to wear that disgusting nun costume. She flits from man to man, party to party, beach to beach. She should just find herself her own version of Berlusconi, get him to marry her and then she can spend her days shopping.

Ocean wrote:Oh, btw, Joanna, the laughter is at the thought of the generic comment about certain people feeling nice to touch.

No, I was not laughing at skin ailments, as you insinuate.

I'm not "insinuating" anything.....I just read what was written, that's all,
and did not like it.
I'm allowed to do that believe ?
That's all we can do on here, read the words, not see inside someone's 
head to read their thoughts too. We don't hear the voice or see the expression.

If there's a possibility of our words being misunderstood, as you seemingly imply (?) 
then I think it's the poster's responsibility to read their own words carefully before posting to make sure that they are expressing clearly their thoughts and intentions.
Thus avoiding any misunderstanding in interpretation.
And some insight as to how they will be interpreted before posting them 
may be beneficial too.

Well I´m pretty sure he is not checking whether a girl he just picked up knows the range ballistic missiles. Maybe he is more interested in glascow coma scale (eye response, verbal response, motor response) to determine if he wants to see her again.

Just a thought.

Well, then, Joanna, break the sentence down verbatim and you will find that it's very matter of fact and not at all offensive.  
"Everyone (presumably) feels nice to touch"...on a dermatological perspective.  

Unless there are skin ailments or lesions, which cause problems for these unfortunate people and cannot be touched....

The laughter is intended at the concept of what defines feeling nice to touch.

Some form of bias, Joanna?
How boring to accuse others of ill intentions in order to find faults.
....sigh....

Now, getting back on topic about Clooney's next girlfriend....

LornaDoone wrote:

lelacorb wrote:

LornaDoone wrote:Left behind a better man?  Hmm? Me thinks too much influence is being attributed to his exes.  I'm sure he's learned some difficult lessons from his relationships, and that has made a difference in his life.  

Hopefully, we all evolve as we get older from ALL the lessons we learn from our experiences.  

But I don't know that he's necessarily a "better man" just due to his past relationships.

A man is the woman who chooses! He never wanted the woman engaged politically, he never wanted the woman housewife and mother, never wanted the scientist because, in this case, most likely, would have had! He got exactly what he wanted whether you like it or not!

And why the exclamation?

You take too much personal offense to my comments - for some reason.  Just don't understand that.

If you are just an Eli  FAN then why do you get so pissed off when I comment about her?  If you don't like what I say about her = here's an idea = put me on ignore and then your blood pressure won't take such a hit.

Yes, I agree none of his recent girlfriends were rocket scientists.  That's for sure.  I definitely agree with Ocean's comment Sarah Larson calling the Dalai Lama "cute" and you meet the President and your most quotable comment is that you had  "fun" yay!  

Yup, no rocket scientists there.  Eli, easily led by the latest fad and has no fucking back bone because if she did she would have NEVER agreed to wear that disgusting nun costume.  She flits from man to man, party to party, beach to beach.  She should just find herself her own version of Berlusconi, get him to marry her and then she can spend her days shopping.

1 Why should I be offended that you say? Simply are not only agree with you bothers me and your anger.

2 Why do you refer always to Elizabeth? I was talking in general, including all the women of George (maybe you're having a problem not me)

3rd from when the exclamation is offensive? Probabilente you have a problem with me

Nope no problem with you. Just you always seem to get defensive if anyone talks about Eli in any manner that isn't absolutely positive and ass kissing.

But hey, comment all you want. No longer give a shit whether you get upset or not.

Please George get a new girlfriend post haste so this thread can die a natural death - But do make sure that she is absolutely stunning so as not to offend Oceans obviously incredibly high standards of beauty.

Well, sorry to all the EC or SK admirers here who are offended that I don't find them beautiful but average looking.

On the other hand, I do find Celine B & Krista A very attractive. My opinion.

Ocean you are missing the point, I personally am so over your obsession with your own opinion on how all these women look - its so beyond shallow. You need to face the fact that George was obviously attracted to all them for whatever reason and move on....

@theminis
Obsession with my own opinion? Really? That's not polite of you either. I dare have an opinion that someone is average, while I find others beautiful; probably an opinion shared by millions.  
The topic is NEXT girlfriend. The subject came up of past choices.
I shared my point of view.

it's me wrote:someone he loves  

Let's hope so.
Someone he loves & who loves and understands him, with whom he can feel very happy for years to come.  

LornaDoone wrote:Nope no problem with you.  Just you always seem to get defensive if anyone talks about Eli in any manner that isn't absolutely positive and ass kissing.

But hey, comment all you want.  No longer give a shit whether you get upset or not.

luckily you are a moderator

Hell, theminis, maybe he'll shock us all and announce he's getting married to that secret "the one" and all of the old/new girlfriend shit will go away cause then it really would be moot points! brahahahaha!

Yep and then you will all get to finally see what I look like LOL LOL

HA! Ready for your close up Mrs. Clooney?

I think I'm going to enjoy seeing when you and Melbert start rolling around in the street outside of the Kodak (oops now Dolby) theater when George pulls you out of the limo and mel steps out of the crowd like a raging bull! I'm not sure who would win, but I'd pay to see that cat fight!

Give me a month to tone up a little, get a facial, hair extensions and a fake tan, maybe add some new boobs, nah mine are big enough as it is.

No Mel wouldn't do that to me, would she?? but if she did, Gio would tackle her to the ground and that's still a win for Mel!!!!

theminis wrote:Give me a month to tone up a little, get a facial, hair extensions and a fake tan, maybe add some new boobs, nah mine are big enough as it is.

No Mel wouldn't do that to me, would she??  but if she did, Gio would tackle her to the ground and that's still a win for Mel!!!!

I tell ya we should write a screenplay. brahahahaha!

Oooh brahahahahahaha yes we can call it the Taming of the Shrew I mean George!! Mel you are not the shrew in this comment by the way LOL

theminis wrote:Oooh brahahahahahaha yes we can call it the Taming of the Shrew I mean George!! Mel you are not the shrew in this comment by the way LOL

Wait, if George is Katherina then who is Bianca?

Ah hell we're way off topic but I sure would like any suggestions for Bianca!

I think we'd best invest our own version of Taming of the Shrew so as not to cause offence!!

Okay before Katie rips me a new one, best get back on topic - hang on we are on topic as we were discussing Georges New Girlfriend -silly me

Just one more O/T moment. I will win BOTH George and Gio. And Lorna, I am NOT a raging bull. I would be a raging BULLETTE!!

Mel now you are being greedy - I at least was going to give you Gio LOL

Okay back on topic, whoever knows the identity of Georges new girlfriend - speak now or forever hold your peace

But, you've got a hubs and bubs and I don't, so I'm entitled to them both...  

Okay okay you win, I was just looking to trade down but you win - ps I can send my bubs to you for the holidays, really they are housetrained and funny as hell

I feel that he would go out of his line soon about his love life, he started to be really annoyed and upset about all the questions, he might react differently to all of this, I am waiting for the WHEN, and HOW...

we all...  

LornaDoone wrote:Oh where's the guy who's video went viral yelling that the world should let some celebrity alone?

Marilyn Monroe, okay let's explore that choice - if she were alive.

A gal whose beauty was due to plastic surgery and lots of great hair and makeup folks.

Who came across as dumber than a doornail - whether intentional misrepresentation or truth - would she make that great of a girlfriend?  

A women who was passed around by some powerhouse politicos in the 60s - for merely sexual gratification.

I concede she was a very beautiful women but also a women who was very troubled and who eventually took her own life (Kennedy conspiracy theorists be damned).

This is the gal for George?

Humph.

I'd take Audrey Hepburn over Marilyn any day.

A longtime advocate for children's causes.  An actually talented actress.  Ethereal, absolutely gorgeous fashion sense, the kind of woman who you could escort down a red carpet and who would not only turn heads but would envelope you with her charm, intelligence and exuberance.

Many of the women who are touted as "stars" today couldn't hold a candle to Audrey.  

Yea so if we're talking dead dream girls for George  - Audrey is my pick!


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Ok people, I just had a HOLY SHIT moment! Literally, I just shouted out in my living room... HOLY SHIT!!!

I taped ET since I wasn't going to be able to watch it till a little later (had some phone calls I had to make) and what's the first thing out of his mouth from that W article video?  "When I was a kid I was in love with Audrey Hepburn...watching her in Roman Holiday... I thought she was as elegant as anything I'd ever seen..."

I rest my case, I called it, and damn it I'm patting myself on the back!  Whoo hoo!  Yes, it's called gloating and I'm getting it in cause tomorrow I'm sure I'll be absolutely wrong about something else! But for now, let me have my moment of triumphant "I told you so!"

And no, I've never read anything where he said that before. I just thought about the type of woman I would love to see him with and she is who came to mind! Ah, now I can go to bed happy.

Night all!

Uh Lorna so it was you. How funny. When I read George's answer I was like "who posted that before about Audrey Hepburn". 


 You knew this was coming right??? Second  sight????

Wow, Lorna! Brilliant you are! Insightful! Your COH status ought to read "I Know Clooney Like the Back of My Hand" instead of the Hi Ho thingy. Well done! Well done, indeed!

One word......stiff

Lorna - Great guess! Couldn't agree with you more, so go ahead and gloat. You earned it!

Unfortunately, he fell in love with her when he was ten and now she's gone, so we'll never know. Besides, considering the women he's been with, his taste seems to have changed quite a lot since then. Too bad.

Yes Lorna, you guessed it right!
I´m pretty annoyed with my bet turning out to be all wrong, throw my cristall ball out of the window...oh well I should stick to what I can do

AH seems too tender for his likes (compered to the roughs he has dated).
He surely can't body slam her or throw her against the wall for fun as foreplay.

How would he handle such delicateness?

How would he handle her intimately if she is not... let's just say like the rest.  

Well I don´t know Maggy, but I guess it´s not our problem, is it?

Yep, just like is not discussing his private life.  

Am just messing, Carla. Don't get upset  

Maggy wrote: AH seems too tender for his likes (compered to the roughs he has dated).
He surely can't body slam her or throw her against the wall for fun as foreplay.

How would he handle such delicateness?

Why would you assume he'd body slam anyone? Any chance you're speaking from experience or have some insider knowledge that the rest of us don't? I cannot for the life of me picture George having rough sex with anyone. JMO of course.