Hello and welcome to the kitchen!

Well, hello there! It struck me that we might like a place to chat, gossip, moan, and share jokes and news and there wasn't anywhere else in the forum for that.

Note: as you know, this forum is open to the public, so do bear that in mind before posting!

So, pull up a chair, help yourself to the biscuits and feel free to make yourself a cup of tea. The kitchen party starts here!

TEA! Just TEA! Well, can I at least add a little sumthin' to it!!

Anyway, just stopped in to drop off some snacks.

Thanks Sisieq. I am hungry!

Help I may need a Clooney diet after today.

Clooney overload Lucy?

Melbert had to take a break, talk with my kids, love my dogs a little, fix me a rum & diet coke, but I'm back working on my virginity.

You go girlfriend!!!

the rum and coke WILL help!

The diet or the virginity?

Both

Oh great I finally pop my cheery & its the wee hours of the morning, only the bad girls are awake to celebrate with & I can't remember where the fireworks are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yea!!!!!!!!!!!Lots of noise etc.

ROTFLOL! I was determined not to go to bed a virgin and decided to celebrate in the kitchen, too, and found a fellow celebrator. Hey, Lucy, with no one else around, we can drink the rum without getting bloated on the cola and no one will notice.

Thanks Sisieq for being there for my special moment ,now put down the rum!

Gah! Having one of those days, too. I've just tried to teach two people how to use the scanner, the photocopier's blown up, I've juggling phone calls from paparazzi trying to locate a celeb, typing out answers to a journailst's interivew and trying to keep this site updated.

I think my brain's not up to the task. I just told my colleagues that we've got too many microwaves flying around the office. A quick re-think and I realised I meant mosquitoes. Ah well, both begin with 'm'.

Go ahead Kaitiedot pick-up the rum bottle you earned it.

Oh great I finally pop my cheery & its the wee hours of the morning, only the bad girls are awake to celebrate with & I can't remember where the fireworks are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yea!!!!!!!!!!!Lots of noise etc.

I feel like a proud mama

Oh Lucy and Sisieq, I am so sorry I wasn't here to witness your deflowering. Now you've become a WOMAN!!!! I couldn't be happier for you. Oh wow, this is just really silly, but so FUN!!!

Sob! My little girls are all growing up!

[reaches for the rum]

You need a case of notgoingtoworktodayitis Katiedot...you may have been bitten by one of those pesky microwaves

Lucy look you have an icon......

Thanks Merlin, maybe when I've gotten more familiar with this chat forum, my keyboard, and how to use both to the best of my ability, I might learn how to have that pretty little happy cherry next to my name with every post.