What will George look for in his next “lady love”?

I thought this would be fun. We can list the attributes that George will look for in his next “love” interest.
This can be what you would want him to look for or what you really think George would choose himself.

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This is boring, but I'd just like him to find a girlfriend who would give him peace of mind and contentment. IMO he deserves it after that last plane crash.

what cindi said + someone with substance who is discreet /down to Earth for once...

Well, since it's what HE wants, not what fans want. Here's what I think he's looking for-

Brunette
hazel or brown eyes
Leggy
Pouty mouth
Body parts on display on the Internet (for easier GF shopping)
Nice smile
Looks good on the red carpet, and doesn't need to be reminded to smile.
Sexually uninhibited and open to different types of sex
Claims she doesn't want marriage and/or children
Gets along w/ or at least puts up w/ the boys
Willing to ride on the back of his bike
Open to swinging w/ Rande and Cindy
Will only give interviews praising his intelligence and dance skills well looking hot in a dress and/or bikini
Smart enough to speak in complete sentences, but doesn't need to be as smart or smarter than him
Knows it's a short-term, not long-term gig, since he has a short attention span when it comes to women
Would sign a NDA and accept hush money @ the end
Willing to give up her life/career to be @ his beck and call
Previous occupations can include, but not be limited to- Model/Actress/Presenter/Waitress/whatever

anon.4 wrote:Well, since it's what HE wants, not what fans want. Here's what I think he's looking for-

Brunette
hazel or brown eyes
Leggy
Pouty mouth
Body parts on display on the Internet (for easier GF shopping)
Nice smile
Looks good on the red carpet, and doesn't need to be reminded to smile.
Sexually uninhibited and open to different types of sex
Claims she doesn't want marriage and/or children
Gets along w/ or at least puts up w/ the boys
Willing to ride on the back of his bike
Open to swinging w/ Rande and Cindy
Will only give interviews praising his intelligence and dance skills well looking hot in a dress and/or bikini
Smart enough to speak in complete sentences, but doesn't need to be as smart or smarter than him
Knows it's a short-term, not long-term gig, since he has a short attention span when it comes to women
Would sign a NDA and accept hush money @ the end
Willing to give up her life/career to be @ his beck and call
Previous occupations can include, but not be limited to- Model/Actress/Presenter/Waitress/whatever

so true !!!

Did I hear my name being called?

Melbert, I meant to call you and Cinderella to line it up for this tough "job". But I did not want to cause any misunderstandings,

melbert wrote:Did I hear my name being called?

I still love ya Melbert! I hope one day we'll meet! You seem like a great person and very funny!

The same just goes by a different name!

Anon, that's funny! I just skipped over it when I saw Melbert said something.

Thought I'd respond to Anon's list:

Brunette - mine's salt and brown pepper
hazel or brown eyes - mine are green, but he'll LOVE THEM!!!!
Leggy - I have two!!
Pouty mouth - Yes, I have a POTTY mouth
Body parts on display on the Internet (for easier GF shopping) - all body parts on display on the Internet (just not mine)
Nice smile - I have a very nice smile
Looks good on the red carpet, and doesn't need to be reminded to smile. - I smile on all carpets, living room, bedroom, etc.
Sexually uninhibited and open to different types of sex - Absolutely!!!!!
Claims she doesn't want marriage and/or children - been there, done that!
Gets along w/ or at least puts up w/ the boys - I LOVE the boys!!
Willing to ride on the back of his bike - always!!
Open to swinging w/ Rande and Cindy - front porch swing or back porch swing?
Will only give interviews praising his intelligence and dance skills while looking hot in a dress and/or bikini - I will alway praise his intelligence, humanitarianism, dancing, acting, etc., and in this heat, I will ALWAYS look hot in a dress, bikini, pants, naked, etc.
Smart enough to speak in complete sentences, but doesn't need to be as smart or smarter than him - I, fer shure, can talk in complete sentences, and I can make him believe that he's smarter than me...
Knows it's a short-term, not long-term gig, since he has a short attention span when it comes to women - He won't NEED anyone after me!!
Would sign a NDA and accept hush money @ the end - I would only tell my friends here...
Willing to give up her life/career to be @ his beck and call - in a heartbeat!!!!
Previous occupations can include, but not be limited to- Model/Actress/Presenter/Waitress/whatever - I am a model citizen, can pretend at most things, present myself quite nicely, have been waiting on people my whole life, and whatever...

It's Melbert for the new GF win then. Don't forget to Dish the Dirt w/ your nearest and dearest blogger friends.

LOL-w/ you front or back porch swing comment. Sure all the parties in that group would be happy w/ you flexability.

melbert wrote:Thought I'd respond to Anon's list:

Brunette - mine's salt and brown pepper
hazel or brown eyes - mine are green, but he'll LOVE THEM!!!!
Leggy - I have two!!
Pouty mouth - Yes, I have a POTTY mouth
Body parts on display on the Internet (for easier GF shopping) - all body parts on display on the Internet (just not mine)
Nice smile - I have a very nice smile
Looks good on the red carpet, and doesn't need to be reminded to smile. - I smile on all carpets, living room, bedroom, etc.
Sexually uninhibited and open to different types of sex - Absolutely!!!!!
Claims she doesn't want marriage and/or children - been there, done that!
Gets along w/ or at least puts up w/ the boys - I LOVE the boys!!
Willing to ride on the back of his bike - always!!
Open to swinging w/ Rande and Cindy - front porch swing or back porch swing?
Will only give interviews praising his intelligence and dance skills while looking hot in a dress and/or bikini - I will alway praise his intelligence, humanitarianism, dancing, acting, etc., and in this heat, I will ALWAYS look hot in a dress, bikini, pants, naked, etc.
Smart enough to speak in complete sentences, but doesn't need to be as smart or smarter than him - I, fer shure, can talk in complete sentences, and I can make him believe that he's smarter than me...
Knows it's a short-term, not long-term gig, since he has a short attention span when it comes to women - He won't NEED anyone after me!!
Would sign a NDA and accept hush money @ the end - I would only tell my friends here...
Willing to give up her life/career to be @ his beck and call - in a heartbeat!!!!
Previous occupations can include, but not be limited to- Model/Actress/Presenter/Waitress/whatever - I am a model citizen, can pretend at most things, present myself quite nicely, have been waiting on people my whole life, and whatever...

this is epic!

Melbert you've out done yourself again, love to swing with you!

melbert ROTFLMFAO!

Yes, mine has an "F" in it!

Thank you, thank you very much!!!!! I try - or am I trying??

Melbert, I almost spit iced tea all over the iPad. LMAO

You know, I've been looking for a new job. Where do I apply to be the new GF. Maybe we can do some sortof time share program, Melbert.

LOL Mel. Don't forget the sea bass!

i think he should choose someone who can actually taaaaaaaaaaaaalk , cause most of them are standing nest to him on the red carpet smiling and trying to be perfect , they r more like of robots