New Book: I Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas)

I Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas)


Tracy Bloom

Random House UK, Cornerstone


Pub Date   Oct 9 2014


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Description

A brand new very funny Christmas novel, from the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday and Single Woman Seeks Revenge.

There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney.

For Michelle, that time is now.

Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenager who hates her is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned. 

But marrying the most eligible man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn’t it?

Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you…




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Wow. I guess with George getting married before Christmas this isn't going to sell well!

LOL, for a minute I thought this was by the obsessed nutjob who once started three websites to tell the world how she was going to marry George by Christmas. That was back in 2010 if I remember rightly!

  Maybe the writer stole the Idea from the nutjob hehe

Maybe I just need to write something and put George's name in the title so I can make a boat load of money.

Yep well start with a weight loss book,

5 easy steps to losing weight (Step 1 date George Clooney)

Ooh, two birds with one stone!

Seems to be working for what's her name aka as: "She who will not be mentioned by name in this thread."

HA HA

Is that the same nutjob that had the blog and posted incessantly about astrology numerology proving they were destined etc etc?

Yup

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Here is another book which is supposedly a fiction-mix between George and Tom Cruise? It seems a bit like 50 Shades of Grey. 

Maybee I should start to read the three Grey books which

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Here is another book which is supposedly a fiction-mix between George and Tom Cruise? It seems a bit like 50 Shades of Grey. 

Maybee I should start to read the three Grey books which I bought a few months ago or maybee I should be lazy and wait for the film to be released next year. The trailer is out. Interesting fact about the film is that the female lead is played by the daughter of Don Johnson ( I loved Miami Vice ) and Melanie Griffith, daughter of Tippi Hedren ( Hitcocks The Birds ) so a third generation film actress. And of course some people say that Christian Grey is based on George. ....

Watch the film. The books are shockingly bad (as in so bad they're shocking that anyone published this drivel)

New little story about G.
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Katiedot wrote:Ooh, two birds with one stone!

Or two stones with one bird?