The 13 secret signs that tell you what a man will be like in bed

by Picachu Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:54

Thought this was a fun interesting read, how many can you relate to George

The 13 secret signs that tell you what a man will be like in bed (and why you should keep your eye out for one who bites his nails)

Which makes this the perfect time to talk about how to size up a potential new lover, with hardly any effort at all on your part!

Here are 13 secret signs that giveaway much more than he realises and help you figure out if he's worth it...

He bites his nails
Nail-biters push themselves to the limits (hence the stress-busting biting habit) by pushing boundaries and going to extremes - which usually equates to passion. It might not look attractive but it can mean they're a great lover!

He owns a dog
They're used to putting others needs first (handy in bed for you!) and used to dealing with doggy drools and moulting hair, so unlikely to be a hygiene freak (the ultimate turn-off in bed).
He's no Bradley Cooper
If he's not terribly good-looking, he's not innundated with women pressing their bodies against his.
So it's likely he'll spend time and effort keeping the ones that do, happy.
He's got loopy handwriting
According to handwriting specialists, people who sign a lowercase 'y' with a flourish in the tail have high libidos and lots of imagination.
He smells...divine
Smell is one of the indicators of attraction and the better he smells to you, the more genetically complementary the two of you may be.
He's erect
As in stands up straight! Posture is indicative of laziness. If he stands with shoulders back and tummy in, he'll make an effort.
Good posture also usually means the person is confident.

He isn't scared to take the mickey out of himself
Anyone who can laugh at themselves out of bed, is going to be unselfconscious in it. If his humour is self-deprecating, it's a great sign he doesn't take himself too seriously and isn't ego-centred.
He's bi-lingal
It's a very good sign if he speaks more than one language because it implies intelligence and effort: he's willing to work hard for rewards.
A fab attribute in a long-term lover!
He gets road rage
He'll be an impatient lover who's obsessed with the final destination (orgasm - his) and uninterested in the travelling (usually when you get yours).
If he's a fast driver, fasten your seatbelt but go along for the ride: it usually means he's passionate and into lusty, wanton sex.
Steer clear of cautious, slower-than-your-granny type drivers - even she'd want more action!
He's set in his daily routine
If he hyperventilates when forced to catch the 6.05 rather than the 6.03, it's a bit of a worry sexually.
He's robotic and so stinks of predictability: chances are he makes love in exactly the same way, every single time (and don't even think about moving an inch to the left or he'll wonder what's wrong).
It's one thing to find something good and stick to it, but it does help if he's flexible enough to mould to your needs.
He's attached at the hip - to his friends
The fact that he only moves as one means he'll be a nervous lover. He'd need lots of encouragement and approval before he'll relax because he's probably not terribly good at thinking for himself.
If you're a dominant lover and don't mind playing teacher, go for it! If you know what you want, he'll fit in with you.
But don't expect any surprises: he's probably got a few techniques down pat, but he's too scared to take a risk and veer into unchartered kingdoms.
He's talks with his hands
If he's using big, sweeping, dramatic movements, it probably translates well into the bedroom. It usually means he's imaginative and creative and will want sex to be a 'production'.
He's got flexible thumbs
See if he measures up to the ultimate sex flex by pulling his thumb: the ancient Chinese believed the more flexible it is, the more adventurous the lover.
If you can hardly pull his thumb away from the main body of the palm, he's a straight, conservative lover. The further it flexes, the more bent he becomes.
Take a good look at it while you're there: a large or long and heavy thumb means he's got vast amounts of sexual energy and likes to take control. Short thumbs aren't fab (weak-willed) but thumbs set very low on his hand are - this guy's sexually unconventional and highly adventurous.

by PigPen Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:35

Are you serious??:???

by Picachu Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:46

yeh, why?

by PigPen Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:48

Really? Move on

by LornaDoone Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:56

Oh good lord why the drama? It's just as viable as any other article about what color someone likes or how their shoes look.

No need to get snippy about it.

I thought it was funny.

by theminis Thu 26 Jun 2014, 21:21

Thanks for the interesting read - they only left one thing off the list
Men who are good dancers are good good dancers!!

by Picachu Thu 26 Jun 2014, 21:33

some people just like to snide cause they have nothing better to do, its just fun and harmless

by it's me Thu 26 Jun 2014, 23:03

funny

by Joanna Thu 26 Jun 2014, 23:08

What about green fingers ??

by it's me Thu 26 Jun 2014, 23:39

by LizzyNY Fri 27 Jun 2014, 00:27

Jo - Green fingers? WTF?

by Joanna Fri 27 Jun 2014, 01:07

Green fingers....it's an expression used re someone
who's very good at gardening....everything flourishes that they plant....nothing dies or goes wrong in their garden.

"Oooo....he's got green fingers...just look at the size of his cucumbers/marrows !"

Sofa bounce

by theminis Fri 27 Jun 2014, 01:18

Okay guess the British sense of humour is really out there

by melbert Fri 27 Jun 2014, 01:42

Joanna wrote:What about green fingers ??

As long as it doesn't mean that something's moldy!!!!

by LizzyNY Fri 27 Jun 2014, 03:46

Joanna - Got it. Here we call it "a green thumb".

by it's me Fri 27 Jun 2014, 06:47

here too

by lionheart Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:32

George has some of those signs. Guess he's a riot in bed. hahaha

by amaretti Fri 27 Jun 2014, 17:30

oh my

by Joanna Fri 27 Jun 2014, 18:14

LizzyNY wrote:Joanna - Got it. Here we call it "a green thumb".

Ah I see....
George's thumb bends backwards.
I was told once that it's a sign of artistic tendencies.

(I noticed Vanessa Redgrave's thumb was
like that when I saw her on stage years ago)

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