What Does George Need For His Birthday?

I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but I say he needs peace in Sudan.

MM wrote:

The next mrs clooney wrote:

MM wrote:He needs an Oscar for his house!!

He already has one.

No, he should have a massive life-sized Oscar statue in his house, preferably in the screening room.

He does already, when Stacy comes to visit

hey you, fatty G!
are you really living in Via Regina, 57 - 22010 Laglio??????

tell us more.....

Yes please....and....

RECENT
please....

@ It's...
Oh?..I thought I had to write my address to register. To pass probation*

Yes, I do Right by the lago.
It's asphyxiating me. Claustrophobic & surrounded by murkiness.

I prefer the Ocean. There you can see infinity. An unlimited horizon, a crisp freshness, a cool breeze.

HI
Still a newbie on this forum, with 3 little kids I dont have as much time as I thought to post, very sporadic, but I do so enjoy reading all yours. As for the members who apparently live near GC, you lucky lucky peoples. What George needs for his birthday?, how about some much needed time away from the paps, the yes people, the hangers on, the GF, so he can achieve some serenity, it can't be easy being him at times.

Maybe someone should also start a new post about "whats on george's bucket list" I bet it would be an interesting list!!
Ciao for now

cannoli & carbonara
io???

nah! solo carbonara!


are u on vaca?

red click? But you called me fatty first.
Scusi...

No, I'm a writer... Like Ernest Hemingway who sought new locations for inspiration.

no! no red click by me!


anyway
fatty is your
G pic
hon

you already know

a writer?

interesting!
what do you write?

tell us
TELL US!!

oh! your little smiley is
soooo funny!

it is difficult to choose a gift to the person at whom almost all there is.

George has probably filled his bucket list years ago, would hate to have to come up with a gift for George. Coming up with a gift for my husband is hard enough!

Georgie, am I really living at the address I posted???

No, how about either 20 or 28 or 29????

As if I could reveal it here...
Is that what Pattygirl wanted to know?
Well, yeah, I like my anonymity

He needs a personal assistant (Me) to take possession of his wallet. I mean watch over his wallet, yay that's it!

That's funny, Henway!

I would have to say, peace.
Peace of mind, peace in Sudan, peace with family and friends, and peace in his heart.

Well ladies, lets hope that George has a wonderful birthday, filled with hopefully all the love and good wishes on the COH list of goodies! Everyone.... for he's a jolly good fella..... and so say ALL of us!!!!

G needs a thorough and relaxing full body massage. I have been trained in Swedish massage, so I will volunteer, and of course it's free. Because he is not my boyfriend, he will have to keep his shorts on the whole time. I will also keep my short-shorts and white tank top on for modesty.

I wonder how much true relaxation SK provides. G has too much stress and frustration and pain in his life dealing with the problems and demands of the world. He needs to stay very healthy so that he will always be there for Eins Clooney, and whoever else truly needs him.

<3

GeorgeCan'tStayAwayFromYa,

Can you please explain or elaborate your quote below. Why would G or anyone else need that. Isn't he in enough pain already?

"to awaken his senses.
Clarity of the mind..."

bunny wrote: I think he needs a Bunny!

I would invite all of you to visit the villa.

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ohhhh

soooo sweet!!!

Kuss !

I would send him one of these..... so that he could go out and about, do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted,
wherever he wanted and not get caught

"Happy 51st Birthday Mr Cool
Have a Good One"




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Cinderella wrote:That's funny, Henway!

I would have to say, peace.
Peace of mind, peace in Sudan, peace with family and friends, and peace in his heart.

uhhh I could use peace of mind, too, please

I would cook him dinner for a week

We must tell him...

He's not now 50 something.
He's 49.5...plus posting & packing

what?
what does it mean?


anyway
not a Simon Cowell Face Mask

but HIS OWN!

It's Me,
A Simon Cowell Face Mask would be a disguise, so like on Halloween G wouldn't be recognized and could do whatever he wanted privately.

I know
this would be the best gift ever

but
joking for joking... better his own
who would think
the real G is actually under it?

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I think George's psychic skills are showing dramatic improvement.
Only I would recommend putting on a pair of those Adult diapers.

His idea of what is involved with his spanking(s) and the ideas conceived by his "Spanker" might be totally contradictory....he might need a little extra padding for his delicate Tooshy!

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bunny wrote: I think he needs a Bunny!

I would invite all of you to visit the villa.

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ohhhh

soooo sweet!!!

A bunny or an H squared gal from Kentucky!

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Cinderella wrote:That's funny, Henway!

I would have to say, peace.
Peace of mind, peace in Sudan, peace with family and friends, and peace in his heart.

and a piece of me

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George CantStandYa wrote:



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I think George's psychic skills are showing dramatic improvement.
Only I would recommend putting on a pair of those Adult diapers.

His idea of what is involved with his spanking(s) and the ideas conceived by his "Spanker" might be totally contradictory....he might need a little extra padding for his delicate Tooshy!

My psychic instincts are working overtime to help George out on his Birthday weekend. Unfortunately, this is the only image which keeps coming into my mind.....I am sensing that this is not what George had in mind......

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or a piece of cake with it strategically placed somewhere for him to eat it....

playfuldeb wrote:

Cinderella wrote:That's funny, Henway!

I would have to say, peace.
Peace of mind, peace in Sudan, peace with family and friends, and peace in his heart.

and a piece of me

OMG!! *wipes coffee off keyboard*

I would give him the ability to be invisible for the day. To be able to go anywhere and do anything that he would want to do.

Happy Birthday, GEORGE!!!!

I would wish him to have all that he himself wishes for, completely fulfilled. Because that would be the best gift for him. Happy Birthday Georgie Baby!

These are my specialties the days can vary but this would be his birthday gift from me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE!!


Monday- lemon pecan pork chops, potatoes and green beans with pecans

Tuesday - salmon teriyaki ( sp?)), jasmine rice and asparagus ( if he likes it ( not everybody likes asparagus)

Wednesday - turkey ( or meat of choice) cheeseburger with bacon, potato of choice and a Guinness

Thursday - my Italian Skillet - not giving away recipe but it is all italian spices, with a meat and vegetables, mozzarella cheese and a secret ingredient

( but then they all have a secret ingredient )

Friday - I'm tired leftovers or take out food

Saturday - ME!!!

Consider yourself spanked

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Michelle meyers wrote:

Saturday - ME!!!

Consider yourself spanked

I see you've saved yourself for dessert. Don't forget to add a dollop of whipped cream...

My gift to George is a teflon liver. And joy. Much joy. Happy birthday George!!

i was just reading online about jobs working with celebrities and found something on being a personal chef... i wonder if George needs one. Plus we would be saving a lot of money on dessert


i wouldn't need clothes either. HEY!! I meant a uniform! where did your mind just go

Michelle meyers wrote:i was just reading online about jobs working with celebrities and found something on being a personal chef... i wonder if George needs one. Plus we would be saving a lot of money on dessert


i wouldn't need clothes either. HEY!! I meant a uniform! where did your mind just go

I like your idea, Michelle. Do you think he might need a Stewardess for that private plane as well? I think I will will be able to remember my lines involved with the job:

"Coffee , Tea, or Me?"

This might help resolve George's whole "Up in the Air" conflict!!

I wish I hadn't clicked on that spoof item IM.
Disgustingly Cruel IMO

Disgustingly Cruel
you are right

.....delete it maybe then ?

"PopSugar Celebrate Georges 51st Birthday with 100 Pictures"

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Michelle meyers wrote:HEY!! I meant a uniform! where did your mind just go

Erm, mine just went to there... And I'm pretty sure we all *know* where that is. But I just viewed all of the links to birthday photos of George and therefore I can't help myself.

Astras wrote:

Michelle meyers wrote:HEY!! I meant a uniform! where did your mind just go

Erm, mine just went to there... And I'm pretty sure we all *know* where that is. But I just viewed all of the links to birthday photos of George and therefore I can't help myself.

My mind isn't just in the gutter. I have many houses there. It's like Monopoly