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I think this is a spoof item about George. Its funny anyway: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Thanks JoanieJD. I saw this yesterday but couldn't find it again to post--it is kinda funny for a spoof....here is the text:


Clooney Cloned

Recent reports that George Clooney has cloned himself have been confirmed after both George and his clone appeared together on the red carpet for the premiere of Killing Them Softly (2012).


The clone, who goes by the name of Barry Clooney, was created to enable George to continue making movies but also devote more time to his charity work and political activism.

The Vatican has condemned Clooney for dabbling in genetics calling Barry an "Abomination" and the Pope himself is rumored to have written a letter to Barack Obama suggesting Barry is "Deactivated".

Other religious leaders have also expressed outrage and representatives of Islam, Judaism and Christianity are said to be meeting today in a secret London location to discuss a unified response.

However some of the other major religions have expressed a more relaxed attitude to the revelations.

Head of the Church of Scientology David Miscavige called it "The next step in Thetan evolution" and hoped he would have the opportunity to encourage Barry to "Embrace his inner alien"


A spokesman for the Rastafarian movement said the news was "Irie, Babylon, Babylon, Jah, Rastarfari" and the Dali Lama suggested that anyone who is outraged by the news should have a
"Strong fucking word with themselves".

We asked George and Barry for an interview but their agent, Rita Rock, politely declined saying "The boys are very busy at the moment but they will happily talk to the press as soon as the furor has died down".

George is said to be living undercover as a Goat Herder somewhere in Sudan were he is rumored to be planning a coup to overthrow a corrupt local Mullah. Barry was recently seen shopping for engagement rings with Stacy Keibler and is filming additional scenes for Alfonso Cuarón's Gravity (2013)

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hu?

Oh I'm a Believer....how else can he be seen all over the place
at the same time ??
This breaking news explains a lot of things...just think about it !

.....And we have two GTC's to play with.

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thanks to the frenchies fan blog !

anything with pleasure !!!

on set

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follows .....

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Lux, what's your objective here with the kissing photos?
Drive us crazy?

Cuz it's working on me

Great pics Lux, just what the doctor ordered on a cold rainy day Dont even have to put the heat on now as my temperature is rising

Hahaha

"Oh yeah ?"


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OMG Joanna - that picture is from eons ago when George was at a bar and a woman was standing naked in front of him.

I remember it because he had such a guilty look on his face when he saw someone taking a picture, almost like a child being caught with his hand in the cookie jar. LOL

a woman was standing naked in front of him?????

WOW...never heard that story cindi....LOL

aaah, men!

That was when I first started following him and became a fan. Go figure. LOL

Yep, nice pics (the red ones) and all but my new favourite is the one taken from the scene (serious look, nail biting)

great shape.....

loving all these pics! Thanks everyone!

Hmmmm, I'm no expert here, but shouldn't that pic also go in the package thread?!

waiting for the new ..... we can hurt us with the old!

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huuuuuuh

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watch your trousers
hon


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thanks my friend!

What is this package thing? There is no bag?! Not in the pictures I see?? It´s been mentioned many times... can someone please explain, pretty please!

Trouser pic is goooood!

Nice Georgie . . This pic looks recent .

Best in Category wrote:What is this package thing? There is no bag?! Not in the pictures I see?? It´s been mentioned many times... can someone please explain, pretty please!

Trouser pic is goooood!

BiC, George's "package" is his crotch. We actually have a thread or two that is devoted to some very good pictures and comments with regard to his crotch. Some of us are expert "package" watchers and others don't really care. I hope that answers your question.

Huh ! Expert "package" watchers. Not me....

Thanks Melbert & I like your avatar !

Hey Mel, I was looking for that thread under 'George Clooney News' but couldn't find it. I don't know how long ago it was. We had a lot of fun with that discussion.

I'd have to look CindiGirl. It's been awhile since it's been UP!!! yes, pun intended!!!

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I wonder what George is saying to little "Lambchop?" Perhaps,
something like...."You are really cute, but I am really not your Daaaaaaaahaaaaad!" (at least, not this time.....)

Reminds me of the immortal "Luke, I am your Father!" from Star Wars sequence.

Come to think of it....they really need Darth Vader to do a guest spot on Maury Povich's show....he would set such a good example of "Man-ing" up" to these women they knock up.

Although I will say, there is a problem, too when some of the women have to take out a list to narrow down their remembered choices of potential baby Daddies.....at a certain point, she can't always be pretending she's in Vegas....

We always shout... "Mint Sauce...Mint Sauce"... to the baby lambs
in the nearby fields !!

So maybe George is saying that too ?

Yummy Yummy !

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Yes, yummy !!!

Jo, lambs like Mint sauce?

What is that?

Hahaha! No Maggy, we eat lamb with mint sauce. Pork with apple sauce. Beef with gravy and/or horseradish.

OMW, ROTFL!!!!

Maggy....

Katiedot wrote:Hahaha! No Maggy, we eat lamb with mint sauce. Pork with apple sauce. Beef with gravy and/or horseradish.

Don't forget the Yorkshire Puddings and English Mustard too
with the Beef !

Joanna wrote:
Yummy Yummy !

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oh sure!

You bet cha!

Lots of photos of our man here.....


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For example....


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great idea
thanksssss

Can anyone find the package thread??

Katiedot wrote:Can anyone find the package thread??

This one?

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A question....

Hot... or Not Hot ?

N O T!!

H O T !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot !!!