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Post by Katiedot on Sun Jan 09 2011, 08:23

From absolutely completely truthful and always entirely believable, nope-they-never-make-anything-up, ever Weekly World News

Thank you, guest, whoever you are for anonymously sending this link to me. All I can say is that your sense of humour is sick. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Warning everyone: please put on your funny hat before reading this Thanks.

GEORGE CLOONEY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

Posted on Sunday, January 9th, 2011

By Frank Lake

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MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former Governor of California, met with George Clooney in Santa Monica on Saturday and convinced Clooney to run for President in 2012.

That’s right: George Clooney for President in 2012.

It’s true that Clooney is very close to the Obamas, but Clooney has not been happy with the way The Obama Administration (not Barack Obama himself) has been managing the country. “George feels that he can put together a stronger team than Barack Obama and can get the country back on track, bring the citizens of this country together,” said Schwarzenegger.

It’s been a while since we had our last actor president, and, whatever liberals may think of Reagan, celebrity earns you extra points with the public and knowing how to deliver one’s lines is an asset in politics, so Clooney already has an advantage over any potential democratic challengers.

Clooney’s girlfriend (soon to be wife), sexy Italian TV Host Elisabetta Canalis would certainly be the perfect First Lady. They certainly would be the sexiest President and First Lady in the history of the United States.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have come out strongly in support of Clooney’s decision. “I think George will be a great President, a great leader of all the people in the United States. I love Obama, but George would get the country back on track,” Pitt told reporters.

Pitt said that Clooney has already asked him to be his Campaign Manager and Chief of Staff. Pitt immediately accepted.

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Clooney has one divorce in his background, but no scandal beyond clipping David O Russell round the ear on the set of Three Kings, which is the kind of thing that plays well in the Red states – much like shooting lawyers in the face. His closet is clean. Clooney might merely be expected to apologize for Revenge Of The Killer Tomatoes.

Politically, a Clooney presidency will probably strive to return sanity to the national debate. The American right has long smeared Clooney as just another loopy Hollywood liberal, but there’s no evidence that he’s anything but an old-fashioned American centrist.

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Post by it's me on Sun Jan 09 2011, 08:32

George Clooney for President in 2012.
Maya knew

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Post by Merlin on Sun Jan 09 2011, 10:00

Oh you lucky US posters having Betty as your First Lady...I was hoping she would marry Prince William and be our Queen Elizabeth III.... Razz

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Post by Stonehenge who? on Sun Jan 09 2011, 10:10

Exploded Surrender I dunno Doh!
Funny is: IT COULD BE TRUE!
Vomit 1 Vomit 2 Tears of frustration affraid

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Post by it's me on Sun Jan 09 2011, 10:20

n o

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Post by Dexterdidit on Sun Jan 09 2011, 11:16

Funny yes but it could never be true. George is smart enough to know all his skeletons would come out and all his exes would make a fortune out of tell alls. He himself has admitted he slept with too many women, done too many drugs and partied too much for any run at office. Bette would love it of course can you imagine the gold bed with the eye in it in the presidential bedroom. LOL But she would get lots of practice wearing shawls to cover up those nasty tatts and I'm sure they could still go to Cabo every holiday. Maybe she could even start a singing career like Carla Brunei. LOl

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Post by it's me on Sun Jan 09 2011, 11:21

huff
what a bunch of bull*

he IS crazy
but not so much

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Post by lucy on Sun Jan 09 2011, 14:03

This has got to be the all time most ridiculous story ever written about him! When I read the part about the future !st wife I choked on my coffee,and it came out my nose,that part wasn't fun,but the laugh was! The writer of this has to be joking?

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Post by bunny on Sun Jan 09 2011, 14:37

This is Hilarious! I love a good joke to start the day.

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Post by Lighterside on Sun Jan 09 2011, 14:38

Ahahaha...He might as well run! Funny thing is that EVERYONE else under the sun is running in 2012!

but there’s no evidence that he’s anything but an old-fashioned American centrist..

That is PRICELESS! Yeah, Clooney is really a died in the wool neocon pretending to be a liberal! LMAO! Kinky

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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 09 2011, 17:29

Merlin, you can have her as QE III. Harry can marry her!! She would surely push Kate out of the way to become queen. Then her and Harry could party, party, party!!!! OMP - what a frightful thought!!!

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Post by sisieq on Sun Jan 09 2011, 20:28

If Donald Trump wants to run for president, I guess George can, too. LOL!

@Lighter - I'd thought for sure you'd say you would vote Republican if EC became First Lady. tongue

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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 09 2011, 20:33

Even on George's worst hair days, he LOOKS better than Donald. I can't see "President Trump". I would really like to see "President Clooney", but I really doubt that would happen. Could you see all the panties hanging from the trees at the White House? OMP!!!

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Post by blubelle on Sun Jan 09 2011, 20:57

This is hysterical. He's in the Sudan and all the news shows have this story. But....I volunteer to be his campaign manager or the V.P. or his speech writer.

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Post by Lighterside on Sun Jan 09 2011, 21:10

sisieq wrote:
@Lighter - I'd thought for sure you'd say you would vote Republican if EC became First Lady. tongue

@ Sisie...Hahahaha LMAO hell would definitely freeze over before Betty set foot in the WH. It would probably go up in flames! Laughing out loud

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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 09 2011, 22:20

You know Blubelle, I think that George would have so many women applying for ANY job at the White House! I'll drive him around, because I'm an excellent driver!!!

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Post by Katiedot on Mon Jan 10 2011, 02:45

melbert wrote:Even on George's worst hair days, he LOOKS better than Donald. I can't see "President Trump". I would really like to see "President Clooney", but I really doubt that would happen. Could you see all the panties hanging from the trees at the White House? OMP!!!
That wouldn't be the first time . . . you've herd of the Kennedy's right? Wink

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Post by it's me on Mon Jan 10 2011, 07:38

yes
I heard.... sadly

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Post by Merlin on Mon Jan 10 2011, 16:44

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Facebook denies shutdown rumors
January 10, 2011, 10:41pm

Facebook denies rumors of shutting down (AFP photo)
LAS VEGAS (AFP) – A rumor Facebook was shutting down wafted over the Web, forcing the hugely popular social network to deny it had any intention of closing.

The rumor was started by a satirical online website whose other news flashes include such items as "Alien Spaceships to Attack Earth in 2011" and "George Clooney Running for President."

As unlikely as it would seem that the social network with more than 500 million members would shut down, the rumor spread rapidly on Twitter and on Facebook itself.

Facebook denied it was shutting down in a statement posted on... Facebook.

"We didn't get the memo about shutting down, so we'll keep working away like always. We aren't going anywhere; we're just getting started," it said.

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