Ted Casablanca's bitch-back

by Katiedot Sat 02 Apr 2011, 05:08

Found by Henway:

From E!online

Bitch-Back? Is George Clooney Really Linked to One Bad Italiano?

Today 4:02 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

Dear Ted:
This fan from the other side of the pond really likes your blog. Have you heard anything about George Clooney recently? Next week he's going to testify in a trial for child prostitution. I'm a bit upset. I really like him, but if he is into these things...I don't know what to think.
—Aurora

Dear Quick to Convict:
Are you insane? He's randomly being called as a witness in the case of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who is being tried for paying an underage girl to have sex with him. George expressed his puzzlement about the whole situation since he has only met the prime minister once—at a political party, in an attempt to raise money for Darfur. Please, just because his eternal girlfriend Elisabetta Cannalis is one of Italy's most prized possessions doesn't mean he is mingling with a sketch politician.

by melbert Sat 02 Apr 2011, 13:36

I think Ted "likes" George...

by lucy Sat 02 Apr 2011, 16:42

Is she really one of Italy's most prized possessions?

by sisieq Sat 02 Apr 2011, 17:06

melbert wrote:I think Ted "likes" George...

Yes, I think Ted does have a crush on George, but I also think they are friends (in a normal way) and Ted was helping and sticking up for George.

lucy wrote:Is she really one of Italy's most prized possessions?

I think he was just being sarcastic.

by lucy Sat 02 Apr 2011, 17:08

So was I, I can't type sarcastic well or much of anything come to think of it.

by melbert Sat 02 Apr 2011, 18:46

You do just fine Lucy!!!! cheers

by Henway Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:18

Dear Ted: You have been mighty quiet on the ol' George Clooney-Stacy Keibler relationship. Thoughts after seeing them on the red carpet?
—M

Dear Dating Down:
Hell, I never thought they'd make it this long together, but now they've trucked down two red carpets, that's a relationship eternity in Hollywood! But I'm still sticking to my Georgey guns and saying this relationship is as serious as all the other ones, which is, not very.

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by m4rose Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:20

I know can you believe it?

by Atalante Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:42

Oh yezzzzzzzz !

by bellybaby Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:11

by Henway Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:44

Dear Ted:
Just because you are George Clooney's gal-pal you get to hike up your price for personal appearances? Wow, says a lot to me about this relationship. Can I tell folks I am your gal-pal and hike my rate up, to at least a free drink! Smile

So what do you think of her increase?
—Dimples

Dear Why The Hell Not:
Look Dimples, fame makes the world go round and if Stacy Keibler can get a couple extra bucks from prancing around with Clooney, then more power to her. She is the one who will ultimately have to nurse the broken heart she will inevitably have, so why not? Plus, you should get something for being the latest red-carpet ornament with this guy.

Lots of happy

by melbert Wed 26 Oct 2011, 04:19

Yay Hen!!!! cheers

by Dexterdidit Wed 26 Oct 2011, 06:11

Aww Hen he does like you. Ted actually sounds like he feels a little sorry for Stacy.

by Katiedot Wed 26 Oct 2011, 07:45

While we're on the subject of Ted, here's another Ted-ism. Thanks Henway for the link:

From e online

Dear Ted:
Why is George Clooney still with Stacy Keibler? Do he and his agent think she really helps his career?
—D

Dear Who Knows:
I'm just as shocked as you are as to why this couple are still prancing down the red carpet together. Listen, George is not with Stacy to help out his career, think the exact opposite babe. They definitely both benefit, though.

by MyGirlKylie Thu 27 Oct 2011, 00:15

LOL that he used the term "prancing" twice.

by Dexterdidit Thu 27 Oct 2011, 00:52

Ted really isn't buying this! I sometimes wonder if he knows things he can't say. Of course Stacy is benefiting she wouldn't be with George if she wasn't. Makes it sound like George is helping out a friend.

by davidarochelle Thu 27 Oct 2011, 05:26

I swore that I would stop commenting on COH; but I must publicly thank Henway for posting Ted's response to my question. And I told you a long time ago Dexterdidit, that G has a long reputation for trying to help girls in Hollywood with their careers. (Unfortunately some don't have the talent or personality to go all that far even with his help.) And that's why I asked for help as well. "D" aka "Davida-Rochelle

by Pari Thu 27 Oct 2011, 05:37

"...that G has a long reputation for trying to help girls in Hollywood with their careers..."
Quoting you there Davida... Smile

It sure feels certain, that George would have helped / is helping... a lot of people... not necessarily "girls" alone...

I sometimes wish, he could have a Forum / Class / an NGO kind of organization, to reach out in this area, so a lot of people can gain from his multi-faceted experience... So much loss (of time and talent) can be prevented whilst also saving many wandering and weary souls... So many can be counselled / educated, in one go... and his wisdom will be transparent, like that of a Teacher in School Smile

He might even want to team up with like-minded experienced professionals... will be kind of fulfilling too Smile

That will also raise his position even further, just a wee thought there Smile

Not that the others haven't done it already... Not that there are no organizations that cater to this kind of "help needs" surely... Smile

BUT then..., there will always be a difference when George drives / leads it! Very Happy

Again, just my humble opinion Smile

by it's me Thu 27 Oct 2011, 06:20

interesting
Pari

the address?

by sadDonkey Thu 27 Oct 2011, 08:09

Who is Ted? Is he/she/it a mystic ball or something?

by Henway Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38

sadDonkey wrote:
Who is Ted? Is he/she/it a mystic ball or something?

Since you asked.......
About TedE! Online is proud to be the home of this nationally (heck, globally) recognized writer and his weekly gossip column. When Ted types, all of Hollywood pays attention. As do readers--millions of them each week--who make the Awful Truth their never-miss source for the latest, greatest celebrity news and dish.

A truly multimedia talent, Ted dishes up a heap of Hollywood hijinks on E! News every Thursday and again on the show's weekend edition. And come awards season, he can often be found reporting live from the red carpets of the Golden Globes, Oscars and Emmys.

Prior to joining E! Online, Casablanca spent nine years at Premiere, the monthly film magazine, where he conceived the Awful Truth. At Premiere, his celebrity coverage included features and stories on Jim Carrey, Val Kilmer, Robin Williams, Sophia Loren, Madonna and Elizabeth Taylor. Before that, Casablanca worked for Rolling Stone and Esquire magazines.

He served as E! Online's correspondent on E! Entertainment Television's The Gossip Show, along with Liz Smith, Army Archerd and Marilyn Beck, among others. He is a regular contributor to E!'s flagship series The E! True Hollywood Story and numerous E! Specials.

Ted has appeared as an interview subject on numerous TV shows and networks, including The View, Extra, CNNdotCOM, CourtTV's Hollywood & Crime, Roseanne, Fox & Friends, as well as numerous international appearances on the BBC and Australian television. He is a frequent guest on several popular radio stations throughout the nation.
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by sadDonkey Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:47

ok, so he is a human being
Thank you for the lecture Very Happy

You must be quite a fan.

by Henway Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39

sadDonkey wrote:ok, so he is a human being
Thank you for the lecture
You must be quite a fan.

Not my words took it from his site. Basketball

by sadDonkey Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:36

ah ok
thank you anyway Give Flowers2

by Pari Fri 28 Oct 2011, 01:18

The "address" It's me? Well... where ever he is, where ever he goes... can be a "Mobile Movement" if that pleases him, but can be backed up well with an online Forum / Discussion place... with him directly talking with/to interested persons... can be from anyplace across the globe! Smile

BUT, he will also have to make it consistent (by that I mean, cannot be programmes as a "choice"... "one off"... like the Telethons)... Feels like he is ardently disciplined already, so regular "talking" plus, regular "results"... might not be a difficult task on his Project Plan for him Smile

Anyways... just part of my "Fairy Tale Theatre" I guess ;-) ha ha ha hahhaaaa
Hope you are having good days... you and everyone here Smile

by it's me Fri 28 Oct 2011, 07:22

really 'big' man
this man

by sadDonkey Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:12

Has (the omniscient) Ted already commented on "Elisabetta´s relationship to her "father""?

TedE!online doesn´t work for me.

Thanks in advance.

by Katiedot Tue 01 Nov 2011, 06:08

Dear Ted:
I'm getting the impression that Elisabetta Canalis is a snake. Her recent comments about George Clooney being a father figure and how he appreciated her feminine side has me wondering what exactly she is getting at.
—B

Dear Camp Curious:
Are you really surprised that she is out taking digs at Georgey? She's trying to make it in Hollywood, and what's her claim to fame? Let me give you a hint: not dancing. So dishing on Clooney is what's gonna keep her in the news. And there's probably some truth to what she said, too. Think about it.

by it's me Tue 01 Nov 2011, 09:03

some truth ?

I hope

but that means
he will be....
well, you know

by dakota007 Tue 01 Nov 2011, 09:21

what it's me??he will be what?

by it's me Tue 01 Nov 2011, 09:27

it depends
on his rep

so he will be pitied
or disdained

or, maybe
envied

dunno what's the best!

by sadDonkey Tue 01 Nov 2011, 10:44

Thank you, Katie.

"She's trying to make it in Hollywood"
Wow...she must have quite a lot of self-confidence, cause talent is non-existing (or I just can´t see it). Too much of one thing and too less of the other and how much longer can she dish on Clooney?
"And there's probably some truth to what she said, too"
The truth is, that he was too old for her or she was too young for him(?) and she was treated with respect and he is now treated with disrespect.

It would be very nice if once in a while someone could update this thread. Thank youuu Very Happy

by Katiedot Tue 01 Nov 2011, 10:45

If by 'he' you mean George, the answer is that nothing will happen. He won't be pitied or disdained or whatever.

by it's me Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:04

nothing nothing nothing will happen?

ohh wot a bore! Oh puh-lease!

by lolo"layla" Tue 01 Nov 2011, 19:10

ok in my eyes there is not 20 yrs old BETWEEN THEM that doesn't make her in age of his daughter and if it the case he still the sexy man and way hotter than elisabetta and he is star she is not go away ugly betty !

plus really most men in the showbiz or in the media anyway are wishing for clooney place so anyone speak about clooney age is might not creditable source George Clooney is 50 he is middle age not old man .

by Dior Tue 01 Nov 2011, 19:49

What she said is sooooo ridiculous, her face looks like the face of a woman in her fourties. What a Face

And whose daughter crawls around her Daddy on her knees in a string sticking her butt out?
Yuck!

by Katiedot Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:45

Especially for Davida (you're right, that is a spectacular pic!)

From Ted Casablanca E!

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Morning Mail! Is This Brad Pitt's Year for an Oscar?

Fri., Dec. 23, 2011 4:17 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Dear Ted:
In your humble opinion, will Moneyball win Brad Pitt his Best Actor Oscar? I really loved the movie, but thought that Pitt and Jonah Hill were outstanding. Happy holidays to you, the girls & the staff at the A.T.!
—J

Dear Not Ballin' Enough:
Sorry, J, Brad Pitt may have been great in Moneyball, but my vote's going to George Clooney for the Oscar win. I thought he was brilliant in The Descendants and hey, it's nice to remember Clooney for something other than his love life. Thanks, doll, and happy holidays to you too!

by davidarochelle Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:07

Katiedot, Thank you for bringing a nice Christmas present to everyone on COH, from G (and Ted)

by sadDonkey Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:17

YOU ARE SO RIGHT, TED Drink

by it's me Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:20

sad
la smetti di bere?

stop drinking
think at your kidney!

by sadDonkey Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:23

No problem, it's me. I have two.

by zizi Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:26

It's Me, don't you think that our George looks like he is ready to have few drinks ( and fun) with us ??? Love3

We will think about our kidneys next year lol!

by sadDonkey Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:32

it's me , Zizi, we have the forum for us. What pranks could we pull? Drink

by zizi Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:47

I will tell you after few more drinks, now I still remember that Katie will be back soon.
Ha, nice to have all inclusive holiday in Mexico, especially if COH is also included in the package. Hoorah!

by sadDonkey Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:49

You are in Mexico Zizi? Tell me more Drink 2

by zizi Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:54

Cabo San Lucas, but didn't see our G. It happens

But mochitos are good too. Drink

by it's me Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:58

mojitos?

anyway you never know

look around carefully

by sadDonkey Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:58

Wow, so you are in paradise.
Have you met others who did see him?
Maybe you will see him?! When are you leaving for oh Canada?

by it's me Mon 26 Dec 2011, 00:01

paradise.........

by zizi Mon 26 Dec 2011, 00:14

It is paradise, but my boss doesn't pay me enough and can't afford villa for 5 thousands per day. Sad

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