Adult revisions to Georgie Porgie Nursery Rhyme

Poor Georgie has carried a bad rep for quite a while. So, I thought we could change his story and get Georgie out of therapy. I need a little help with this, but here is what I came up with so far:

Georgie Porgie, chocolate sauce, & whipped cream
Kissed the girls and made them scream.....


Any other ideas to continue with the story????

Georgie Puh - made a mile

kissed the girl and made her smile

Georgie Porgie history lesson....
Suffered much for just a messin !
Will Little George now stay inside ?
Or be punished for every ride !

Little George will always stay inside
and never punished for a ride

his place is always at her side

and now I need a rhyme

with 'comforter'

southerner, plunderer, customer ??

I'll take them all

it's George

thx Jo <3

georgie porgie pudding cake

sittin' at his house near the lake

along comes ( make up a name) scantily clad

georgie looks up very glad

hey there lady wants some cake

we can eat it down by the lake

lady steps up and looks confused

georgie in turn looks bemused

Don't you know who i am

No, but my name is Sam

not bad

but I think we can do better

maybe tomorrow

ttfn

<3

Georgie porgie, fantasy dream,
Licked the girls, and made them cream.

When the boys came out to see,
Georgie porgie started to pee.

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" Georgie Porgie, chocolate sauce, & whipped cream
Kissed the girls and made them scream..... " you guys should send this to him on a birthdaycard ? Or shall I do it ? What's the address again ?

Vi,
You don't like my dirty sense of humor? I think G would have laughed. Who has his address to send him some of these limericks. I will then add a few more (less dirty).