"Kissing George is like kissing a kiwi"

Thanks to Henway for this:

From 7 live online

For the avoidance of any confusion, I believe she's talking about a kiwi fruit and not a kiwi bird!

HAHAHAHA! funny!

I think this is because shaving with electric razor!

LOL Thanks Katie cause I will admit it confused me on the other board! I mean there are several types of things called kiwis, fruit, birds and people! Peach would have been better as someone else pointed out. I for one wouldn't be complaining about kissing George fuzz or no fuzz.

LoL She was so cute in that video. Like she was telling a big secret or something.

Life is not fair, I agree!!!

I like kiwis.....

no kiwi probs to me

AT ALL!!!

Kissing George professionally and kissing him personally, has to be two completely different experiences . Want to hear someone tell what it's like kissing him for fun and desire.

no
I don't !

better first hand
(first lip... )

I don´t think the actors kissing for a movie like in the real life.
Some will do it but has to be different.
Kissing him personally really has to be better so... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Love to try it, 5 o'clock shadow, full beard, scruffy, just after shaving, while shaving, fully clothed, just bathing suit or boxers, especially nekkid. Love nekkid.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Double that for me too PattyGirl!!!!

How do you double nekkid?

lucy wrote:Kissing George professionally and kissing him personally, has to be two completely different experiences . Want to hear someone tell what it's like kissing him for fun and desire.

pattygirl wrote:How do you double nekkid?

Him AND me!!!!!

Oh, didn't think of that. Just thinking about George. Been on that track all day.

Me too, but I ALWAYS include myself...

Just him is enough for daytime. Me, too, is for the nights when I have no distractions from the subject.

First time I read about any "Kiwi Kiss" HA HA HA AH AH AAAAA... this is so sweet, cute, funny!!!!! YAY Vera!!!

I hear ya loud and clear PattyGirl!

Ooooops!!! Oh!!! Sorry if I came inbetween

pattygirl wrote:Love to try it, 5 o'clock shadow, full beard, scruffy, just after shaving, while shaving, fully clothed, just bathing suit or boxers, especially nekkid. Love nekkid.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

approved!

melbert wrote:Double that for me too PattyGirl!!!!

agree 2 !

Pari wrote:Ooooops!!! Oh!!! Sorry if I came inbetween

Pari, I don't think anyone minds if anyone gets in between conversations. It makes everything more interesting! Like right now… I’m not in the conversation at all!

Gee is only a "kiwi" if you kiss him or partial on both sides. If He kisses you, then the man generally covers the womans lips in full so you won't get any rough bits! But if it's done properly, then razor rash shouldn't be a problem!!!!! Have you noticed though that in all the films where George is "kissing", he never does it properly?? Even in the American, kissing Clara the prozzy, he goes to one side rather than full on, and hovers to peck, rather than slobber!!! Nice that he "keeps" himself for his girlie.....like me!!!!! Ok wishful thinking, but dreams can come true!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

fluffy wrote:Gee is only a "kiwi" if you kiss him or partial on both sides. If He kisses you, then the man generally covers the womans lips in full so you won't get any rough bits! But if it's done properly, then razor rash shouldn't be a problem!!!!! Have you noticed though that in all the films where George is "kissing", he never does it properly?? Even in the American, kissing Clara the prozzy, he goes to one side rather than full on, and hovers to peck, rather than slobber!!! Nice that he "keeps" himself for his girlie.....like me!!!!! Ok wishful thinking, but dreams can come true!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

fainting.........

Are you alright Its me??? Do do you need mouth to mouth??!!!! I can bag you, chem 7 and call the OR if you need it!!!!

bag
chem7
OR


wot!?!?!?


anyway
a mouth to mouth is needing

but from G only
my dear

You ladies are pretty horny for early in the morning. The big question is: Do I want a hover or a peck or a slobber? With G I'll take all 3.

ovvio.....

it's me, call yourself a Cloonette!!!! You should recognize ER speak!!! I'm still ploughing (but nicely!!) thro ER. Did George ever have a hand in writing some scripts?? Cos there sure seems some Gee stuff in the "accidents" that come into reception!!! I'm a Cloonette by the way!!!

fluffy wrote:Gee is only a "kiwi" if you kiss him or partial on both sides. If He kisses you, then the man generally covers the womans lips in full so you won't get any rough bits! But if it's done properly, then razor rash shouldn't be a problem!!!!! Have you noticed though that in all the films where George is "kissing", he never does it properly?? Even in the American, kissing Clara the prozzy, he goes to one side rather than full on, and hovers to peck, rather than slobber!!! Nice that he "keeps" himself for his girlie.....like me!!!!! Ok wishful thinking, but dreams can come true!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I thought he had kissed Michele (One fine day) in full. So he did with J. LO in out of sight...I guess I have to watch both again,lol

Does is matter, as long as he keeps kissing, kissing, kissing. Before, during and after. Okay, I'm horny too, had a lousy night, and daylight doesn't seem to make it better.

Patty, you need a George Clooney good morning kiss to get you started.

Had trouble falling asleep last night too. Ran out of sleeping pills. LOL

Really would love that, cindi. Trouble wasn't falling asleep. It's the constant waking up for potty runs. Bad night last night. Every hour on the hour.

Sorry!

I remember reading from his fans that he kisses like a grandpa. You would think he would have pefected it by now. LOL Maybe he has to kiss so many ladies that he's conscious of STD.

How would you expect him to kiss his fans, like a lover? Really now. How do you perfect a peck on the cheek? That's the way you'd kiss someone you are not on intimate terms with, isn't it. Hell, who isn't conscious of STD, as well as herpes simplex, bad breath and a whole host of things. I for one am glad he kisses his fans like a grandpa and isn't into playing tonsil hockey with every broad he pecks on the cheek. To me that's just being cautious, like wearing a condom.

No, no when I said he kisses his ladies I wasn't referring to his fans as his ladies. I meant his many girlfriends. It was his fans who made that statement about him.

Really, how would they know how he kisses his girlfriends? He really isn't that much of a public intimate kisser, is he. Let's face it, if a man doesn't kiss well, you know, so you can feel it right down to your toes, then really does the rest matter. If he can fuck all night, but can't kiss worth a damn, then he's just a fucking machine and you'll feel well used but not loved. Kissing is where the emotion comes in, the rest is just nature taking its course.



I think he must be a fantastic kisser or else his girlfriends wouldn't stay around as long as they do. After all, you can always find someone to fuck you, but not to make you feel so special, as his GFs do so often tell the world.

well said Patty, well said! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Patty, his "GF" only stick around for the money and showbiz, I would doubt very much there have been many who truly want to be with him. Look at Clark Gable who had bad breath, how many bubbles were burst then??? George needs "US"!!!! we won't let him down, bad breath, warts n all....all you need is a paper bag and some mints!!! and that's just for me!!!!

fluffy, you said we won't let him down, warts n all. What warts are you talking about? Is it the one above his right eyebrow? He's had that for years and I have a morbid curiousity about what the hell it is.

patty I re-read my earlier post and I should have said his fans say he kisses his co-stars like a grandpa which may not be true anyway. Sorry I brought it up.

IMHO, yes fluffy, they want the showbiz entrance and of course the money is good, but let's face it, to stick around for 2 yrs. (EC) there has to be something else there, doesn't there? EC has her own $$ from her "careers" in Italy, and yes, the attention of paps is great, but 2 yrs. Hell, she's been with much younger, ripped dudes who I'm sure are great in bed, too. Got plenty of paps attention with them, too. Had no real success in US, while with George (he seems to hold them down), and since she's not stupid, and must have realized this, there has to be something that kept her there for so long - long enough for her to try to bag the dude despite his no marriage, no children declarations.

I do agree, George needs US and that we'll love him no matter what. I don't think he'll ever have bad breath and he has a few moles, but no warts. Never need a paper bag with his beautiful mug. [sigh]



Cindi, don't be sorry, good topic, I think. As for warts, what wart above right eyebrow? I always though that was either just an natural indentation or a scar from childhood. My grandpa never kissed me the way he kisses his co-stars (unless they were adolescents or children.)

I thought it was a chicken pox scar.

patty - I know he has a mole on his back (see The American scene) I just wondered what fluffy meant by warts. But If he does have warts I hope they're not genital warts because that would totally destroy my fantasy. LOL

Well, if they are genital, we'll never find out. Me thinks he'd be very careful in that respect. In my fantasy, he'd always use protection no matter what the GF of the moment said. Even if he has had that vascetomy he's joked about.