George's Sex Life and How We'd Like It To Be (with us)
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George's Sex Life and How We'd Like It To Be (with us)
Hi Girls
Katie gave the go-ahead for this new thread. Shall we wing it? Remember, we just can't break the obscenity rule. Okay! Go for it!
I'd like George to have the best, most imaginative Sex Life that any man could have. I'll admit I don't care much personally for some of his choices but as long as his pleasure is complete, I'll accept whoever she may be. My only prerequisite would be that he always be happy and with the biggest shiteating grin on his face at all times.
Of course, I'd love to be the one putting that grin on his face, on an everyday basis, but I know it won't and can't be me, but I can dream can't I?
Katie gave the go-ahead for this new thread. Shall we wing it? Remember, we just can't break the obscenity rule. Okay! Go for it!
I'd like George to have the best, most imaginative Sex Life that any man could have. I'll admit I don't care much personally for some of his choices but as long as his pleasure is complete, I'll accept whoever she may be. My only prerequisite would be that he always be happy and with the biggest shiteating grin on his face at all times.
Of course, I'd love to be the one putting that grin on his face, on an everyday basis, but I know it won't and can't be me, but I can dream can't I?
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Haha! Can't wait to see what happens to this thread once you all get going!
I've just moved it because 'party in the kitchen' is meant for non-george threads.
I've just moved it because 'party in the kitchen' is meant for non-george threads.
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The auto censor will be working overtime on this thread. I don't know if the world is ready for our George fantasies.
For me, he'd have to know up front & believe me when I say that I don't want fame (blech), his money (nah), or marriage (Hell to the NO). I'd like HIM in my bed not that other stuff. As far as the actual sex part goes, well that can be accomplished in a million and one different ways...and then some.
For me, he'd have to know up front & believe me when I say that I don't want fame (blech), his money (nah), or marriage (Hell to the NO). I'd like HIM in my bed not that other stuff. As far as the actual sex part goes, well that can be accomplished in a million and one different ways...and then some.

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MyGirlKylie wrote:The auto censor will be working overtime on this thread. I don't know if the world is ready for our George fantasies.
For me, he'd have to know up front & believe me when I say that I don't want fame (blech), his money (nah), or marriage (Hell to the NO). I'd like HIM in my bed not that other stuff. As far as the actual sex part goes, well that can be accomplished in a million and one different ways...and then some.![]()
1. Katie says auto censor is tuned to sl*t and wh*re, her personal non-favorites.
2. Your sentiments are mine exactly. I like being in the background, if I have Him, why would I need money, marriage, been there done that. Sex, humor, sex, friendship, sex, good food, sex, travel, sex, sex, sex. That would be my life with GTC.
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I’d like for George to be happy with one lady. It’s time to give the “youngins” a rest. She needs to be more mature and closer to his age. And I particularly don’t want her “out there” with him all the time. He’s the one in the public eye and that’s important to me. No sexy nude shots, keep that excitement in the bedroom with George! There is nothing more seductive when the public is held back a step or two! It makes people wonder what she has and what fun they have together, more so, then if everyone in the world saw every inch of her body all the time… What fun is that? And how is she George’s *property when someone could buy her image for $5.95 or whatever the going rate for a nude is. I’m not talking swimming suits shots here. I'm talking about distasteful exhibitions. Now, concerning the fun in the bedroom… believe me, there would be fun! But I cannot bring myself to talk about it because it makes my head spin and possibly I’m a little shy typing my sexual fantasies on here!
But George…, Yes…, You know what I’m saying! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
*Property - Sorry for the analogy ladies but this is my story and that’s how I see it!
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*Property - Sorry for the analogy ladies but this is my story and that’s how I see it!
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I'm with you all the way. Boy, though, I didn't think of you as the shy type.
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Dear Gee, I would like for you? The capacity to love a woman without your ego. Remember that when you fall in love with a woman you are George Clooney for a short time and then become his friend George, and if you have a relationship must continue to give your 50% and the rest you should give it to you. If you want a 100% owned by a woman and you are not willing to give what you ask, my love will find you alone. This makes me sad because vrrei see you happy! Before tomorrow you will be less and less beautiful and fascinating and I would not want to see you alone.
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Such beautiful sentiments above. For me George is an icon and I never thought of him in that respect. I'm sure he's good in that department but I was married and had 2 kids but I think I "overdosed" on the sex aspect. 18 years of marriage and an 18 year relationship did me in. Sorry for being boring.
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pattygirl wrote:I'm with you all the way. Boy, though, I didn't think of you as the shy type.
Not so shy I cannot have fun with a one-liner or two. But when it comes to describing something I feel is private, that's a whole other story! So far my one-liners were not necessarily about me, per se, if you get my drift! All fun and games!
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It doesn't have to be "personal". This was meant to be all fun and games. It's just your onlliners in one place instead of spread throughout the different threads. Doesn't have to be real. In fact, would be better if complete fantasy ruled.
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I get what you're saying Cinderella. A girl has to have some secrets. 
Lovely sentiments from all the above posters too.

Lovely sentiments from all the above posters too.
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pattygirl wrote: Doesn't have to be real. In fact, would be better if complete fantasy ruled.
With George, I would take it any way I can get it.

When will the man get it through his head that there are those of us that will be just as naughty as he likes? We just do it behind closed doors instead of out where anyone with an Internet connection can see.
Note to Mr. Clooney: the keywords are 'a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets' (they do exist)
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Golden words, MGK. Like freaky! Would be fun to be the one to show him the ropes.
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pattygirl wrote:Golden words, MGK. Like freaky! Would be fun to be the one to show him the ropes.
I bet we could knock his socks off. And the rest of his clothes too.

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I need a few moments to think about this...
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Take your time and make it good!
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melbert wrote:I need a few moments to think about this...
But, I will be back with all the details!!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
This thread and your avatar just seem perfect for each other. LMAO
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melbert wrote:I need a few moments to think about this...
But, I will be back with all the details!!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Oh, Melbert... Oh, Melbert... where are you? We are patiently awaiting your monolog. You give us such wonderful feelings and I love to live through your imaginative aspirations! You give us all a moment of thought, wonder, and joy! Please give me the chance to take a cold shower! Thank you!

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