Stacy Keibler "wants to have George's babies" - the Enquirer

If someone wants to download to the site - today on celebitchy it is about how Stacy wants to have george's baby - this is what the national enquirer is saying - it is a real good one - people are waying in on their thoughts about it.

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Enquirer: Stacy Keibler is talking about having George Clooney’s baby

Surprisingly, you bitches weren’t all over yesterday’s Stacy Keibler-George Clooney story. Why? Is it because I used a photo of Stacy for the front page? I’d like some feedback on that, honestly. If you see an image of Cray-Cray Keibler on the front page, and you less likely to read the story than if I used a photo of George Clooney? This is today’s experiment.
Anyway, today’s Keibler-Clooney story comes via The Enquirer. Apparently, Cray-Cray is already thinking about babies. Because that never ended badly for one of Clooney’s girls. What’s next, Stacy? Are you going to give a big interview where you talk about how you’ve always wanted to married, and that’s where you see yourself within the next year? Because he’s not afraid of dumping you.
Stacy Keibler has told pals she desperately wants to get pregnant by the dashing 50-year-old George Clooney, say insiders.
“Stacy would like nothing more than to be the mother of George’s child,” revealed a source close to Keibler. “She said, ‘Oh my God, we would have such beautiful children!’”
An enthusiastic Stacy once told a reporter: “I would like to have a family someday, and I can’t wait to be a stay-at-home mom.”
Stacy is “just a regular girl at heart from Baltimore and would love to bring a baby home to her family there,” said the close source.
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
It’s like Stacy wasn’t issued the “What Not To Discuss” Checklist For Clooney’s Ladies. Sarah Larson should definitely run off another copy and send it to her. Seriously though, I’m going to hold my breath and wait this one out. So far, Stacy has been giving interviews and talking a lot about herself, but she hasn’t directly crossed a line into “Elisabetta Territory” yet. Mostly, I get the feeling that Stacy is just trying to hustle some work out of this Clooney gig. More power to her, I guess.
Oh, and the Enquirer also had a little story about Clooney sending Stacy’s mom sunflowers. According to a source, “George sent a bouquet of two dozen sunflowers to Stacy’s mom, Patricia. It wasn’t for a special occasion – he just enclosed a note saying he hoped the flowers would brighten her day. Stacy didn’t even know he’d done it until her mother called and told her. That certainly brightened George’s chances with Stacy!” Hahaha, yeah, why is Clooney trying to get in good with the mom? Much like a reality-version of Pretty Woman, Stacy is a sure thing. She’s impressed that Clooney even calls her. He doesn’t need to romance her mom too.

After what 6 weeks together? LOL This is going way too fast they even skipped the they are moving in and have gone straight to the babies. It isn't a secret she wants to be a mother. How would George even get her mums address if not from Stacy. I don't think this relationship will be lasting too much longer!

We still don't know if there is a relationship. A friendship of sorts yes, but a relationship? I hope nobody at COH is crazy enough to believe anything the Enquirer prints or thinks up. I really think these tabloids' writes are just a frustrated bunch of fiction writers who've got piles of rejection letters at home from publishers.

Quite frankly I'm surprised the Enquirer is stil in business. They've been getting away with their lies for years now. Whatever they print I believe just the opposite.

Have to admit though I buy it occasionally because I love the color crossword. After I read all their garbage I feel maybe I may improve my mentality by finishing their crossword. LOL

You're so funny, cindi. You must really love that crossword puzzle. Even a surefire guaranteed sweepstake win of $1 Million, couldn't get me to open one of those rags. Just looking at covers while on line at supermarket creeps me out. You must have a very strong stomach.

I don't believe a word of that story.

After seeing Stacy looking at shoes in NY I have to admit I've never seen anybody look so delighted to be handling sneakers. UCK Maybe she has a shoe fetish. LOL

No patty, I love the crossword because it's the easiest. Makes me feels smart. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Cindi, you said you don't know why The Enquirer is still in business. I'll tell you why. because people (women mostly) devour any seedy item about celebrities. For some reason, they need to feel that they are superior to these people and the only way to do this is to believe every bit of garbage that is written about them. If the celebrities were portrayed as regular, normal people, they couldn't feel superior because after all, their salary base is so much better, their homes are so much bigger and fancier, their clothes so much more expensive. To them, to feel disgusted by actions reported in tabloid is a much better feeling than envy and jealousy.

Oh my, this piece of nonsense is doing the rounds on the web, but this made me laugh:

From Pop on the pop

Stacy Keibler Wants to Have Kids With George Clooney

September 23rd, 2011

by Lil Payne :

When will these chicks learn? You can get a lot of things from a relationship with George Clooney - 15 minutes of fame, a spot on Dancing With the Stars, a lesson in how to mash a Viagra pill up in your man's oatmeal so he doesn't even taste it, but what you will not get is a baby.

In fact, just talking about marriage or kids is enough to get your gold-diggin' @ss kicked to the curb, but that didn't stop George's new piece of the month, Stacy Keibler, from saying all the wrong things to friends and reporters at the start of their relationship. According to the Enquirer, Keibler told friends she "desperately wants to get pregnant" by Clooney, saying, "Oh my god, we would have such beautiful children!"

Sure, it's the Enquirer, but in this case I believe them, because, let's face it...of course Stacy said that! The only reason to sign on as the newest Cloon poon is to try and lock his ancient @ss while there's still some functional sperm left in his withered prune bag. George will likely wanna settle down and sire a male heir at some point, and every chick he dates is just hoping to be the one who's around when he gets too senile to keep playing the field. He's old, is what I'm saying.

Unfortunately for Stacy, she effed up by saying it out loud. The first rule of having the Clooney baby is, do not talk about having the Clooney baby. Look for a break-up announcement later today.

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CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - George Clooney and his new girlfriend former professional wrestler Stacy Keibler recently spent three days down in the land that comedian George Lopez calls Sunny Old Mexico.

Lopez was never too creatively original when it came to describing countries. He once called Italy, that boot-looking country and recently referred to Iceland as that big old iceberg place where ten pound bags of ice were invented.

Clooney and Keibler stayed at The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa where they spent most of the time in the privacy of their luxuriously exquisite hotel suite room 16, and doing some major vavavooming.

George recently ended a two year relationship with Italian model Elisabetta Canalis who is currently appearing as one of the celebrities on Dancing With The Stars.

When asked by Paco Del Taco with The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News why he had dumped Canalis he revealed that it was because she wanted to incorporate some rather ultra-modern strenuous Danish sexual acts into their intimate sex life.

Clooney confessed to Del Matador that he actually tried one of the Danish sex acts but that he got such a horrible cramp on his right leg that it took three days to fully go away.

He added that he has never been happier as he is now with Keibler whom he describes as being smart, shapely, and sexy. He then pointed out that Stacy, unlike most Hollywood starlets, is a fabulous cook.

He divulged that one day last week "Luvy Legs" as he affectionately calls her prepared him a dish of the best Chicken Fried Felican Ovaries that he had ever eaten.

Clooney said that Stacy got the secret recipe from her maternal grandmother Kewpie Sue "Noodles" Nuttywiggy who back in 1948 was named the queen of The Baltimore County Cornbread Bake Off with her entry of Stone Ground Possum Tonsil Flavored Diet Cornbread.

SIDENOTE: One thing about Stacy that George likes is the fact that she does not have any tattoos. Clooney says he is just an old-fashioned guy who believes that tattoos are for pirates, motorcyclists, and sports stars.

But it is a science fiction story or a joke ... George talks about his sex life!!

pattygirl wrote:We still don't know if there is a relationship. A friendship of sorts yes, but a relationship?

I do believe there's a relationship - or at least that George wants us to believe there's a relationship, which amounts to much the same thing. George just simply wouldn't have allowed all these rumours to run wild they way they have and for Stacy to be called his girlfriend in just about every publication for a month if there weren't something in it. Sorry, it really wouldn't happen.

Don't believe the "I don't comment on my personal life" nonsense. George's team do comment on rumours and quite often. If it's a rumour that's detrimental to his image (such as the rumours that he was dating Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton) those stories get a denial almost the same day it comes out. Other rumours tend be corrected only if they look like they're gaining too much traction in the media.

There are a few rumours that don't get commented on and most of those rumours have pics of George with the woman in question making it largely a moot point.

From that I believe George's team will deny but never confirm.

pattygirl wrote:I hope nobody at COH is crazy enough to believe anything the Enquirer prints or thinks up. I really think these tabloids' writes are just a frustrated bunch of fiction writers who've got piles of rejection letters at home from publishers.

Totally agree with you.

Scans from The Enquirer (thanks Henway) for anyone who needs a good laugh!

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Don't believe she said it - unless she's had her head up her ass and has never read People, US, Enquirer, Vanity Fair, Page Six, Lainey, Entertainment Weekly, etc. etc. etc. or watched even ONE entertainment news show.

You'd have to be livin in a frickin cave in the middle of some Tom Hanks-like Cast Away tropical island running around with your ass barely covered with a palm frond NOT to know that George had repeatedly said he is NOT having children and he is NOT getting married!!!

So this story has got to be a TOTAL fabrication cause even his gal can't be THAT STUPID!!

Or perhaps she is.

Brahahahahaha

I think that Stacy's publicists could have thought of something more intelligent/realistic for her to say, but then again it might not have given her as much free media coverage to promote her future talent/career. What Danish sexual acts was the previous author referring to? And does Stacy really cook? I made my from scratch vegetarian split pea soup, which is Danish, so I need to know what sexual acts I can incorporate. Davida-Rochelle

I don't think publicists have said this the press just makes it up as they go nothing more. George has even said the things they print aren't true.

davidarochelle wrote:What Danish sexual acts was the previous author referring to?

Don't take this the wrong way but the article you're referring to was clearly labelled 'fiction' and was from The Spoof.

Can't tell if you were trying to be funny or serious with your question.

Wanting to be a stay at home mum is something Stacy has said in the past. They are simply creating a story about something she said. I'm surprised it took them so long. Stacy has been very quiet! If George is in Africa and has been since HK it's another couple of weeks away from each other. These two are rarely in the same country but maybe that works for them they don't seem to go out when George is in LA anyway.

I totally believe she wants his kid. All of them want his kid. And marriage. He may have said repeatedly that he doesn't want either of these things, but when you're in the throes of a 'relationship' with George Clooney, and you feel like you're the luckiest woman alive, you think anything is possible. So, yes, I do firmly think that she wants his baby. Absolutely. It's every golddigger's dream and aspiration. Without a doubt.

And yes, she was probably silly enough to say it out loud to someone. They all get too dreamy-eyed. They're all cray cray.

Katiedot wrote:Oh my, this piece of nonsense is doing the rounds on the web, but this made me laugh

LMAO @ how to crush up a Viagra pill into oatmeal.

Thanks for the laugh, Katie.

Casey wrote:And yes, she was probably silly enough to say it out loud to someone. They all get too dreamy-eyed. They're all cray cray.

LMAO Casey you are too damn funny girl!

LOL Yep that would be the golden ticket of a lifetime. I happen to be one of a few who believes George ensured a long time ago there would be no little Clooney's running around! If Stacy really wants kids she had better move on.

Dexterdidit wrote:LOL Yep that would be the golden ticket of a lifetime. I happen to be one of a few who believes George ensured a long time ago there would be no little Clooney's running around! If Stacy really wants kids she had better move on.

I agree that he probably has taken care of that situation already. If he's absolutely sure he doesn't want kids, it would be the smartest way to handle it. I would applaud him (or anyone else who feels the same) for being responsible about it.

MyGirlKylie wrote:

Dexterdidit wrote:LOL Yep that would be the golden ticket of a lifetime. I happen to be one of a few who believes George ensured a long time ago there would be no little Clooney's running around! If Stacy really wants kids she had better move on.

I agree that he probably has taken care of that situation already. If he's absolutely sure he doesn't want kids, it would be the smartest way to handle it. I would applaud him (or anyone else who feels the same) for being responsible about it.

Especially now - that would be the Golden Ticket for life.

I agree wholehearted agree Dex. George is too smart and cautious not to have had a vasectomy years ago. He would never trust a woman's birth control claims, and he wouldn't trust condoms either. Neither is 100% reliable. The big V is the only sure thing and because he likes alot, it was to only way to go.

I'm a big fan of the Big V!

Yes, I agree! If he hadn't had a vasectomy there would be plenty of little Clooney's running around!