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Not So Curious George

Post by Guest on Wed Jul 06 2011, 20:15

Apart from the facts, universally acknowledged, that George Clooney prefers his girlfriends half my age, four sizes smaller than me, and I'm happily married to someone else, I am the perfect woman for him.

Why don't his love interests believe him when he says he won't get married again and doesn't want children? I believe you, George. Ladies, it's not because he's commitment-phobic - he was married to Talia Balsam for four years. Or, jealous husbands and boyfriends, gay. It's more likely because he doesn't want to give a large portion of his considerable fortune to an ex-wife and be an absent parent from working so much. When he isn't working, he's raising money and awareness for worthy causes. And when he isn't doing that, he's fighting off the world's most beautiful women who all seem to think they can change him.

Yes, there's the fabulous villa in Italy, the parties, the first-class travel, and rubbing shoulders with movie stars and world leaders, but it seems to me there's another big downside to being gorgeous George's girlfriend. After two incredible years and apparent bliss, she's going to wonder out loud if he might be thinking about settling down with her and making beautiful babies together. Which is when he kicks her into touch. And then she will forever be known as George Clooney's ex-girlfriend. There's never a reference in the media to Celine Balitrain, Lisa Snowdon, Sarah Larson or Elisabetta Canalis without mentioning they were George's ex.

There doesn't appear to be any downside to being George. He gets to have his cake and eat it, no pun intended. At least he doesn't string along his arm candy and is honest from the outset.

For his next relationship, I urge George to choose a woman who's been there, done that, had her tubes tied or whose ovaries have packed up of their own accord. Surely there are plenty of women out there who don't want to get married and have kids? Or is Oprah the only one?

Form an orderly line, please, ladies.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/claire-fordham/not-so-curious-george_b_891397.html


SOooooo...According with this article I should be in line? LOL! Say wha? LOL! Say wha? Run for the hills

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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by melbert on Wed Jul 06 2011, 20:35

The line starts BEHIND me LouisLane!!!!

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 06 2011, 20:56

hahaha go ahead Melbert... I think I should make more clear that the emoticon I used was to run away not to run to the line, hahaha...

Please, go ahead and start this line. I will be playing the game spot the new chick girlfriend. Basketball LOL!

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Post by melbert on Wed Jul 06 2011, 22:32

I'll be the cute one at the head of the line!!!

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 06 2011, 22:34

Looking at my "behind", Melbert! LOL!

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Post by melbert on Thu Jul 07 2011, 00:06

No, no, no, no Cinderella!! I'm older, so there!!!!! Oops, he doesn't like them older... No, I'm younger, so I'm in the front!!!!

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Post by lucy on Thu Jul 07 2011, 00:44

Now, Now, Now, Melbert you know how it goes age before beauty, so your gonna have to be at the end of the line!

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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by melbert on Thu Jul 07 2011, 01:18

ohkayyyy - I always get sloppy seconds... Crying or Very sad

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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by sisieq on Thu Jul 07 2011, 01:35

Great comments!!!!

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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 07 2011, 02:16

Go Melbert, you can beat the odds!!!! I am rooting for you!!! Cheerleader

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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by Guest on Thu Jul 07 2011, 02:29

@LouisLane Traitor!! Sad

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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by Guest on Thu Jul 07 2011, 02:35

Cinderellaaaaaaa nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo... Crying or Very sad No

i thought you didn't want it him, unless it was for marriage. Cinderella, you can have him, but I also have to be supportive of Melbert because Melbert is supporting my bet to get a kiss in the cheek, remember? But I am rooting for both of you, may the best win!!!

Don't be mad at me, sniff...

ps: I am rooting for Cinderella too since I already "gave" GC to her...


pps: (let's pretend he is reading this, instead of enjoying Summer in Lake Como)See GC what you made me do?! choose between friends, I cannot handle this suffering any longer... you better be there in October and kiss my cheek, or else...or else... I won't give you a second chance!!! LOL!


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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 07 2011, 03:24

It’s okay LouisLane! Go ahead and help Melbert because I love her, too! I do hope you get that kiss on your cheek!! Love5

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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 07 2011, 03:56

Cinderella wrote:It’s okay LouisLane! Go ahead and help Melbert because I love her, too! I do hope you get that kiss on your cheek!! Love5
cheers Hoorah! Love3

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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by fluffy on Thu Jul 07 2011, 08:48

Now just hold on here a second!!! What about me?? There's just about enough of Gee to go round girlies, so share n' share alike!!!!

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Post by Merlin on Thu Jul 07 2011, 14:07

On Clooneyfiles we formed a harem for George so we could all have a turn .....the only fair way to do it IMO I baggsies Saturday LOL

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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by melbert on Thu Jul 07 2011, 14:54

So, that leaves Sunday thru Friday for me, hunh Merlin!!!!!!??????

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Post by fluffy on Thu Jul 07 2011, 15:08

Woahhhh there Melly!! I like Tuesdays, they're kinda in the middle so you don't have to wait too long for the next one!!

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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by cindigirl on Thu Jul 07 2011, 15:09

OK girls, we can all share for the 7 days. Let's see, we have about 273 users divided by 7 = approx. 37 of us per day for him. We can tire him out to the point that he's can never look at a woman again. Wait a minute, would we be forcing him into gayism? LOL


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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by melbert on Thu Jul 07 2011, 16:22

WOW!!! What a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man!!!!

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Re: Not So Curious George

Post by Guest on Thu Jul 07 2011, 16:39

I rest my case. Whistle

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