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Could "blogger from hell" kill Hollywood

Post by Katiedot on Sat Jun 04 2011, 13:51

O. M. G. This is hilarious reading. A press release issued by someone who either has an amazing sense of humour or is completely out of her tree. Be aware before you begin reading that this will give you a whole new perspective on crazy.

Brief George mention near the end, but a jolly good read so I'm posting the whole thing.

From wire service canada
Press Release: Could 'Blogger From Hell' Kill Hollywood?

Submitted by crafterscanada on Jun 03, 2011 - 09:42 AM |

BC writer is publishing shocking data proving a link to Hollywood Royalty and dangerous health concerns.

Last September, a Canadian single mom began to blog about what she called 'the hidden Caesar Symbols' in CBS' The Mentalist with such ferocity that within two months CBS was airing new episodes of the popular procedural with personal details of the blogger, Susan Maureen Brandt, encoded into THEM - as various killers, victims, and one memorably chatty data analyst named Dr. Montague. For someone making such bizarre claims, why did CBS then take the usual step of including references to her in over ten episodes, including the season finale last month?

Brandt, who has written extensively about a secret global history involving secret societies who arose from an antidiluvian 'Atlantean' culture obsessed with blood, violence, and sex rituals, and who originated our modern systems of encoding with numerical ciphers and inventive encoded languages, has since claimed that even the name 'Dr Montague' was an ingenuous anagram referring to her. Combined with Shakespeare's own encoded version of Julia Caesar's doomed romance with her Roman son, Lucius, the model for Jesus and Mary Magdalene, Brandt says the anagram was made by first shortening her name to Sue Mo Brandt, then using a method called steganography to isolate 'ue mo randt', while making a traditional alteration of one letter by changing the 'b' to a 'g', some clever Mentalist writer passed on the pithy message to Brandt: 'Gee, You More Rant'. (The Mentalist's creator Bruno Heller previously helmed the BBC-HBO production 'Rome', and Julius Caesar was known to use similar code-writing methods.)

As fans scratched their heads at both the show's sudden change in tone and Brandt's odd assertions that she'd hit the nail on the head and that's why CBS was trying to make her seem 'like a paranoid lunatic who thinks the tv is talking to her', the first-time blogger kept on pounding out article after article explaining the connections she was 'discovering' between Atlantis, Julius Caesar, and show biz, happily showing off a threatening e-mail she got from the show's fictional serial killer, Red John, sent from an e-mail address, redredjulius@yahoo, which she said was further proof of the secret connection between the show's contemporary setting and the secret royal-family dramas of ancient Rome, which CBS and the show's creator, Bruno Heller, have neither confirmed nor denied.

Rumored to be an industry insider charged with drumming up interest in network TV fare amongst growing legions of conspiracy buffs, Brandt stuck to her story - that she'd stumbled across the truth while brushing up on history at the age of 35, to better teach her two kids, then homeschooled. After receiving little support from conspiracy sites threatened by her evidence that God, Jesus, and Christianity were mere Roman concoctions, or, more dear to the heart of conspiracy theorists worldwide, her theory that 'ALL Alien encounters are simply available forms of mind-control, drugging, holographic technology, or world-government military-ops labeled with metaphors describing, in code, the successful ancient Atlantean invasion of pre-40,000 BC Europe', she hit upon the idea of publishing her findings as official news reports, if only to fool readers into momentarily visualizing a strange but provable truth.

Two decades of unpublished fiction writing, a lifelong compulsion for reading newspapers and magazines of all kinds, and a knack for mimicking stylistic voices made her first press release on 'Global Fraud' a cinch. A year later her website, susanmaureenbrandt.yolasite.com, was up and running and had attracted its first whistleblower, and Brandt was watching phrases from her original press release spoken as dialog on The Mentalist episode 'Bloodhounds', along with personal details taken from e-mails and a semi-biographical novel she wrote and self-published in 2007 in limited edition, one copy of which is in the special collections library of Simon Fraser University in Vancouver.

Now, just two weeks after watching the season finale not only reveal Red John's identity but also encode the face, name, and other details of Brandt's high-school crush (now a small-press publisher who played a part in S.F.U. acquiring a copy of her innovative novel), along with elements from a short story she wrote in her twenties entitled 'Strawberry Dream', using its key motif spoken twice by would-be lovers, the phrase 'There was something I wanted to tell you...', as dialog between Lisbon and Jane, plus historical data suggesting the Caesars were indeed part of an ancient lineage that controlled post-Roman Britain through the Pictish Kings, Brandt has declared she's done with harassing the show's writer and creator, Bruno Heller, to make a change and come clean. She says he's made it clear to her that he's on her side and is personally opposed to the shameful ancient scam ruling modern entertainment, but isn't yet willing to gamble millions on the public being sympathetic to whistleblowers.

Entertainment insiders won't be breathing a sigh of relief for long, however, as Brandt, who is known for releasing information as soon as she uncovers it and then being forthcoming about mistakes and revisions in her data, has hit upon the next 'act of global fraud' she wants to tell the public about, and it's a doozy: incest and genetic manipulation in the Hollywood family tree.

Citing a love of poetry since early childhood, Brandt has begun publishing 'gene-poems' on her blog, small gentle narratives containing explosive and potentially damaging evidence of secret Hollywood relationships as a form of royal 'beauty-breeding'. Struck by seeing Robert Redford in profile on television late one night last month, Brandt suddenly recognized that he shared Gwyneth Paltrow's nose. On a hunch, she started googling birth and movie release dates, and was shocked to find how stars' birth dates matched up consistently with the release dates of films starring actors who looked just like them. Even more suspicious, early film stars secret pregnancies occurred during filming, but over the decades a tendency emerged for these 'double-star' births to be planned ahead of time, then the film made only after the child had survived infancy. In Paltrow's case, Mia Farrow, married to another man at the time, seems to have become pregnant while filming 'The Great Gatsby', then Paltrow's birthdate was fudged slightly after she was adopted by Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner, chosen because they resembled Farrow and Redford enough to plausibly appear to be their offspring's biological parents, and, shockingly, because the name Paltrow is similar to Farrow.

Brandt admits she doesn't know if all the hidden pregnancies have been natural or if in vitro technology has been used, as she's suggested was done with the secretly incestuous marriages of Princess Diana and Prince Charles (she says Diana was Charles' biological aunt, conceived only a few years after the death of Charles' grandfather) and William and Kate (Kate resembles Edward VIII who abdicated, and her sister resembles Wallis Simpson, implying that through some form of technology, the two were created as potential first-cousin-once-removed brides for William). She's working on assembling genealogical data showing how every Hollywood star connects back to either other stars as their secret parents, or to a global mix of royal bloodlines. She's already found the following Atlantean cousin-tribes represented in the supposedly blue collar and working-class roots of early Hollywood - Welsh kings, Irish kings, the British Spencer line, ancient Jewish High Priests, and Hungarian aristocracy related to the likes of the original Dracula himself, Vlad the Impaler.

Knowing from her two years of research into the ancient Atlantean culture and its traditional love of twinning numbers and using methods of encoding words and names with secret and historical meanings, her stomach lurched as she began spotting matching names between secret parent-child pairs and the movies they were filming before, during, or after the child was conceived: Mel Farrer and Mia Farrow, Gene Tierney and George Clooney, Brad Pitt and 'Barefoot in the Park', and a range of more subtle examples, from Paulette Goddard and Paul Newman with male-female versions of the same name, Marlon Brando and Bruce Willis simply sharing the letters 'br' along with their DNA (Marilyn Monroe appears to have been Bruce Willis' biological mother in one of her many claimed miscarriages that were followed by six or more months out of the public eye accompanied by, in one case, a twenty-pound weight gain blamed on depression but resulting in a closet full of maternity clothes), to Jacqueline Bisset's first name being scrambled into the name of her secret child, and publicly known god-daughter, Angelina Jolie.

From the data Brandt has assembled so far, the Hollywood family tree shows clear signs of being as intimately organized as the Hapsburgs of past centuries, and, in the case of Zsa Zsa Gabor and her own possible secret children, directly linked. The large jutting jaws of the daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, for example, born to parents who appear to share Charlie Chaplin as their grandfather, making them as royally related as Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, are combined with icy blue eyes and a historically-favored face shape. While not being an incestuous free-for-all, the tree comes close, with certain key rules being apparently observed, perhaps to avoid the fate of the Hapsburg, who bred their own chin to be so long that Charles II of Spain could not chew properly and appeared grotesquely misproportioned. If John Farrow had been caught impregnating his daughter Mia with the future Chris Martin, he could have claimed his innocence by pointing out that she was the biological daughter of his buddy, Mel Farrer, and one of the many actresses Farrer sired aristocratic children with.

All signs, however, do point to Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow sharing the same mother in Mia Farrow, meaning their daughter Apple may well have been named according to the ancient meaning of the apple as a Greek symbol for the testicle, and thus for the desired combining of ruddy Atlantean royal genes to be made blond and fair in order to usurp the blond Europeans rightful hold on their homeland - the reddish-brown skinned testicles of the native Atlanteans were changed to 'golden apples' through the symbolic 'Rape of Europa', celebrated to this day in a statue in front of the European Union headquarters. The Atlantean bloodline is the one key that ties together all ancient civilizations, modern celebrity baby-switching, and the plots and lyrics encoded into every form of literary and visual entertainment ever mass-produced, including the Coldplay lyrics written by Chris Martin which clearly imply this secret truth. The disguised Atlanteans, in every culture and ethnic appearance thanks to imposter cousin-tribes bred thousands of years ago to lessen the need for costly warfare through disguised deception, are ruling the world today through every government and institution of every kind, their own invention and possession all along, bolstered by the invention of 'education' which undermines their conquests' ability to live freely off the land.

Brandt has recently published specific evidence supporting Benicio Del Toro's true identity as the child of Sophia Loren and Marcello Mastroianni, adopted by Puero Rican lawyers to cover the fact. This means Del Toro was either fooled or led knowingly into a sexual relationship with his elder half-sister, Chiara Mastroianni, when the pair dated. Chiara recently divorced another half-brother she produced a daughter with.

Unable to attack such beloved actors with her usual ranting diatribes against all things Atlantean, Brandt says she has only been able to bear documenting the information in with the smallest amount of text possible, in brief phrases, strung together elegaically. Looking back at the results, Brandt says she feels there's no reason not to make the act of uncovering such unseemly genetic information be as beautiful as possible.

Despite the secret incest behind the actor's beautiful faces and talented abilities, there are still human stories worth valuing, and a new generation of incest-produced offspring who will need the public's understanding, support, and empathy.

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Re: Could "blogger from hell" kill Hollywood

Post by melbert on Sat Jun 04 2011, 15:57

Oh dear. I don't know what else to say - oh dear. I consider myself rather open-minded, but frankly, I just don't "get" this.

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Re: Could "blogger from hell" kill Hollywood

Post by lucy on Sat Jun 04 2011, 17:07

She should be writing on GC IMDb site, she'd make one hell of competitor with some of the conspiracy wackos.

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Re: Could "blogger from hell" kill Hollywood

Post by Guest on Sat Jun 04 2011, 22:21

Blah blah blah Conspiracy wacko, yeah!

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Re: Could "blogger from hell" kill Hollywood

Post by Dexterdidit on Sun Jun 05 2011, 01:07

Maybe Marmot has a Canadian cousin?

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Re: Could "blogger from hell" kill Hollywood

Post by lucy on Sun Jun 05 2011, 02:38

Please Dexterdidit, don't even think that, one is more than enough.

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