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Post by Joanna on Fri 08 Sep 2017, 01:13

Coolio Seesaw of good and e Coolio

Not My Fault Mrs.....

My joke mate sent it to me....he's still getting them from his joke mate etc etc.
And so it revolves.

lol!
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Post by it's me on Fri 08 Sep 2017, 09:17

There is surely someone who makes the whole revolving

To start  Shocked


I could name one Wink
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Post by Joanna on Fri 08 Sep 2017, 13:29

it's me wrote:There is surely someone who makes the whole revolving

To start  Shocked


I could name one Wink


Hi it's me....Its really good to read your

Enigmatic comments again.

Please keep it up. Coolio
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Post by it's me on Fri 08 Sep 2017, 22:37

super cool



Thanks alien
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Post by pattygirl on Sun 10 Sep 2017, 16:25

Hi Folks!
I know it's been a while but this is the first I've laughed at in a while.






















WOMEN'S REVENGE


'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. 
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, 
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

 

 

 

 

 

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

 

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. 
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and 
neither of them wanted to concede their position. 
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'

 

WORDS


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 
30,000 to a man's 15,000. 
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... 
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

 

CREATION


A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be 
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. 
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; 
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

 

 

 

 

 

WHO DOES WHAT 


A man and his wife were having an argument about who 
should brew the coffee each morning. 
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, 
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. 
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and 
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' 
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' 
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' 
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says

 

'HEBREWS'

 

The Silent Treatment 


A man and his wife were having some problems at home 
and were giving each other the silent treatment. 
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him 
at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. 
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.   He left it where he knew she would find it. 
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight

 

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, 
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. 
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' 
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

 

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece

 

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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Post by melbert on Sun 10 Sep 2017, 21:42

P A T T Y G I R L !!!!!!!!!

We've missed you!!!!
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Post by annemarie on Sun 10 Sep 2017, 22:18

Thank you Pattygirl I loved all of them.

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Post by it's me on Sun 10 Sep 2017, 22:46

Me too !! Thankssssss!! 
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Post by LizzyNY on Sun 10 Sep 2017, 23:09

Yahooooo Pattygirl! Where the heck have you been???????????? Boy, have you been missed! PLEASE stick around for a while! Yahooooo
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Post by Katiedot on Mon 11 Sep 2017, 04:00

Hey Pattygirl, we misssssssssssed you! Love4
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Post by Admin on Thu 10 May 2018, 08:49

Wow, no jokes since last September???  When did we all get so serious?

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Post by melbert on Sun 13 May 2018, 15:43

hahahahaha!!!!
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Post by Way2Old4Dis on Sun 13 May 2018, 19:12

Laughing Laughing Laughing  Those are funny as hell.

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Post by What Would He Say on Sun 13 May 2018, 21:04

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