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50 years of George Clooney: a retrospective of the women he's dated

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50 years of George Clooney: a retrospective of the women he's dated

Post by Katiedot on Thu May 05 2011, 01:54

Poor George! All the good films he's made and all the good work he's done, but it seems the media would rather focus on the women he's slept with.

From MSN, here's a rather freestyle retrospective of George in terms of the women he's dated. And by freestyle, I mean playing fast and loose with the "research". And let's not mention the bowdlerised history!

Ah well, enjoy the pictures.

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The eternally handsome George Clooney doesn't appear to age. But that doesn't mean he doesn't celebrate birthdays. In honor of his 50th birthday on May 6, we're taking a look back at the many paramours of this legendary ladies' man. George Clooney, this is your life... in women.
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Who: Kelly Preston
What: Dated in 1988
Clooney's first girlfriend of record is, of course, more famous for her own acting career and her marriage now to John Travolta. But Clooneyphiles might like to know that Max, his longtime potbellied pig sidekick, was originally given to Preston from him as a gift. Max ended up being raised by Clooney, and the two enjoyed nearly 20 years together -- much longer than Clooney spends with his girlfriends.

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Who: Talia Balsam
What: Married from 1989 to 1993
Of all the women on this list, Balsam is the only one to take Clooney to the altar. You may notice that's not Clooney in the photo, however. It's John Slattery, Balsam's current, real-life husband and, on "Mad Men," her on-screen ex-husband.

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Who: Vendela Thomessen
What: Dated from 1995 to 1996
Following his divorce, Clooney scored some seriously enviable arm candy in the form of Swedish supermodel Vendela. The two later starred in 1997's "Batman & Robin," in which Vendela played the frozen wife of Mr. Freeze.

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Who: Celine Balitran
What: Dated from 1996-1999
Balitran simultaneously gave hope to and earned the ire of women everywhere when Clooney plucked her from obscurity to become his main squeeze. They met in Paris, where she was a waitress and law student at the
time. She's also the first of many Clooney consorts to achieve fame just by dating him

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Who: Lucy Liu
What: Allegedly dated in 2000
Ignore the fact that Liu is gazing lovingly at Sam Rockwell in this photo. Allegedly, it was Clooney she had eyes for back in the day. Though no relationship was ever confirmed, they've been spotted together over the past decade, prompting gossips to guess the relationship was official

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Who: Traylor Howard
What: Allegedly dated in 2000
Howard, perhaps best known for her roles on "Two Guys and a Girl" and "Monk," was allegedly the woman to whom Clooney turned after his break-up with Balitran. Again, it was never official, but those omnipresent sources suggested that Howard's spunky attitude made her a good match for Clooney

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Who: Lisa Snowdon
What: Dated on and off from 2000 to 2005
This British beauty met Clooney while being photographed for an advertisement and hit it off. Though the two dated for five years, the relationship had them hopping on jets and flying between the U.S. and England.

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Who: Renée Zellweger
What: Allegedly dated from 2001 to 2002
They may look cozy in this photo, but it was snapped at the premiere of "Leatherheads," years after Zellweger and Clooney allegedly dated in real life. However, they've always denied this, saying instead that they're just close friends. But how close?

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Who: Mariella Frostrup
What: Allegedly dated in 2002
Another beauty unknown to Americans but big in Britain, this Norwegian-English media personality has said that she's close with Clooney. And though it's been reported in the British press that her kids call Clooney "Uncle George," she's never owned up to having been in a relationship with him.

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Who: Krista Allen
What: Dated from 2002 to 2004
This American actress has a long list of supporting roles and leads in B movies, but she might be most familiar as the woman who gets killed in "Final Destination 5" when a lawnmower launches a rock into her head. Oh, and she dated Clooney for a period.

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Who: Sarah Larson
What: Dated from 2007 to 2008
Larson, a Vegas cocktail waitress, may be most easily recognized as the woman who, for a period, accompanied Clooney while she was on crutches. That's because she broke her foot in an accident that occurred while riding a motorbike with him. Larson, once healed, accompanied Clooney to the Oscars, but they broke up shortly after

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Who: Elisabetta Canalis
What: Dated from 2009 to present
The Sardinian-born Canalis floated into Clooney's life back in 2009, when Clooney cruised through the Venice Film Festival. They've been an item ever since, and the Italian beauty is easily one of the most striking of Clooney's girlfriends


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Re: 50 years of George Clooney: a retrospective of the women he's dated

Post by Dexterdidit on Thu May 05 2011, 02:19

They chose the worst photos with Lisa and with Elisabetta. Geez 50 years and this what they are focusing on. That red dress still looks awful!

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Post by JJ on Thu May 05 2011, 03:16

Elisabetta looks pregnant in that red dress.

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Post by Snoopy on Thu May 05 2011, 04:52

A pic from Venice or Rome would have made bettabuns look much better. That dress was awful, too tight in the hips and waist and too loose on the top, and yes, she looks pregnant. For someone with her body she should kick the designer for a 'crappy' fitting. Wasn't this the dress that the zipper split? Not hard to figure out why.

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Post by lucy on Thu May 05 2011, 11:14

That is one of the most ill-fitted dresses,still is a shock that this was RC oscar dress for her date with GC. Of all events to dress her so badly when he had to of known the attention she would get!

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Post by melbert on Fri May 06 2011, 03:24

I had to laugh at the pic with Renee. It looks as if he's had a wardrobe malfunction with his pants. Can't see anything, but it looks like they're split at the crotch. I know, why was I looking at his crotch?

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Post by blubelle on Fri May 06 2011, 15:50

The crotch photo with S.L. is very nice too. Why shouldn't we look at crotches, men look at boobs.

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Post by lucy on Fri May 06 2011, 16:44

Something about the cut and lay of those pants, things not hanging right.

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Post by Katiedot on Fri May 06 2011, 17:25

You're right. I think the thing's hanging more to the left. Whistle

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Post by Snoopy on Sat May 07 2011, 04:08

lucy wrote:Something about the cut and lay of those pants, things not hanging right.

No it isn't hanging right! It seems as if the cut is too high. Nothing wrong with checking guys out, they check us out. Butt really, I like a firm backside butt not to big. His backside meets my personal approval.

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Post by clooneys six on Fri May 13 2011, 01:30

In my opinion only two women count: Kelly Preston (so hideously botoxed now, but she used to be quite pretty!) and Talia Balsam (she kept her looks real and ooh, i like that hubby of hers Thumbs up! ). Reasons: well, the first was actually way ahead in her career than George when they were dating which wasn't something we ever saw again. And he married the second.
So who fucked him up so bad? 1 or 2?

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Post by melbert on Fri May 13 2011, 01:49

Personally, I think they both did. What was so wrong with George that Kelly left him for CHARLIE????? Wow, she must have really been screwed up back then. And Talia, she was already a big star and too much competition for George, so that's why he gets "lesser than" girls now, so he can be the head cheese!

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Post by clooneys six on Fri May 13 2011, 15:22

You're right Mel....apparently, the phrase 'career woman' doesn't do anything for George Smile I should remember that Razz

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Post by sisieq on Fri May 13 2011, 18:38

lucy wrote:That is one of the most ill-fitted dresses,still is a shock that this was RC oscar dress for her date with GC. Of all events to dress her so badly when he had to of known the attention she would get!
And, the article said this " the Italian beauty is easily one of the most striking of Clooney's girlfriends".

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Post by melbert on Sat May 14 2011, 04:56

3 strikes you're out!!!!!

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Post by melbert on Sat May 14 2011, 04:58

Yay!!! 1700!!!!! I'm racing forward to the 10,000!!!!!

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Post by lucy on Sat May 14 2011, 12:38

Melbert, it must be the younger you (avatar) that is given you all this get up and go! With George it's more like 1 strike your out!

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Post by melbert on Sat May 14 2011, 15:53

Lucy, that younger avatar just "does" something to me!!!

George has had way too many strikes. It's time he shows us a home run!

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Post by Dexterdidit on Wed Aug 10 2011, 01:55

Wow that red dress was really bad! I can't believe she left the house thinking she looked ok even her makeup was bad. I have no problem looking at George's crotch it is a great game nice of him to change things around for us! Those Armani pants to look odd in one of those pictures. I still prefer him tight jeans though...

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Post by sarah ali on Wed Aug 10 2011, 02:05

i really love his pic with Renee , they look so cute together!

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Post by pattygirl on Wed Aug 10 2011, 02:58

Dexterdidit wrote:Wow that red dress was really bad! I can't believe she left the house thinking she looked ok even her makeup was bad. I have no problem looking at George's crotch it is a great game nice of him to change things around for us! Those Armani pants to look odd in one of those pictures. I still prefer him tight jeans though...

If that tux was Armani, maybe he had them made when he was heavier like when he did Syriana. The pants sure are baggy. If he had his jacket buttoned, probably wouldn't have even noticed. Just not the George we know and love.

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