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Random clooney website
Don't know what's going on out there in cyberspace, but there's a huge batch of alternative reality (that's my politically correct expression for 'totally loopy and possibly even psychotic) out there.
Take, for example, this "gem" of a website: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Here's a sampling of some of the humour (tell me it's meant to be humour, please)
Actually, I kind of like that unicorn quote.
Take, for example, this "gem" of a website: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Here's a sampling of some of the humour (tell me it's meant to be humour, please)
Every stapler in George Clooney’s home is bright red, and one of a kind. And no one dares to take them.
No your man DOESN’T understand you, girl, but George Clooney DOES.
Tall women shrink to a more reasonable size when they date George Clooney.
For George Clooney, an open elevator is always waiting.
Guns pointed at George Clooney spontaneously melt into useful farm implements.
Looking at George Clooney turned the Gorgons into stone.
George Clooney’s face inspired the formation Backstreet Boys.
George Clooney is the man in the Tiananmen Square photo.
When George Clooney rides a horse, it becomes a unicorn.
When George Clooney gives bums change… they do.
Actually, I kind of like that unicorn quote.
Katiedot- Admin
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Katiedot , it's meant to be humor.
"The only thing better looking than this website is George Clooney."that's was written on the side of the site realy who the conceited with clooney ,or that's the next level of being clooney fan???
"The only thing better looking than this website is George Clooney."that's was written on the side of the site realy who the conceited with clooney ,or that's the next level of being clooney fan???
lolo"layla"- Ooh, Mr Clooney!
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Is this suppose to be the like the Chuck Norris joke fansite?
For example:
If Glee ever tries to sing the theme song to Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick them into TV Land reruns
What happens when Chuck Norris pushes an unmovable object? It moves
One thing what is true is that, you can't invent even a one thing what Chuck Norris can't do.
Agent K may be the most feared human in the Universe, but Chuck Norris is the most feared living creature in Existence.
Chuck Norris has 382 ways to eat Oreo.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Humans fight to live. Chuck Norris lives to fight
Chuck Norris invented math when he started counting
When Chuck Norris smiles, an angel gets its' wings.
For example:
If Glee ever tries to sing the theme song to Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick them into TV Land reruns
What happens when Chuck Norris pushes an unmovable object? It moves
One thing what is true is that, you can't invent even a one thing what Chuck Norris can't do.
Agent K may be the most feared human in the Universe, but Chuck Norris is the most feared living creature in Existence.
Chuck Norris has 382 ways to eat Oreo.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Humans fight to live. Chuck Norris lives to fight
Chuck Norris invented math when he started counting
When Chuck Norris smiles, an angel gets its' wings.
watching- Practically on first name terms with Mr Clooney
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I also thought of the Chuck Norris jokes when I read this. However, the Chuck Norris jokes are funny but these Clooney ones are lukewarm.
ladydi- Clooneyfan
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i don't know who Chuck Norris is but sure he was fun.
lolo"layla"- Ooh, Mr Clooney!
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"Tall women shrink to a more reasonable size when they date George Clooney."
This one could cause all kinds of trouble at IMDB. Anyone?
This one could cause all kinds of trouble at IMDB. Anyone?
Ello- Clooneyfan
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Funny ! Did Ely shrink ?
Atalante- Clooney-love. And they said it wouldn't last
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I think we're not short of trouble as it is!! But yeah, Betty seems to have got thinner since she started dating (or pretending to date) George. Sarah Larson, too.Ello wrote:"Tall women shrink to a more reasonable size when they date George Clooney."
This one could cause all kinds of trouble at IMDB. Anyone?
Katiedot- Admin
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i think we are the reason [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
lolo"layla"- Ooh, Mr Clooney!
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I always wondered why SL and betta lost weight IMO they both looked better before weight lost. So , is GC hinting that they are fat, is it all the photos that causes them to make that choice, or is it all that lovin and calorie burnin sex, that causes the weight loss?
lucy- Clooney Zen Master
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Lucy, I will go with the lovin and calorie burnin sex part. Hey, a new diet plan, fun and effective. LOL
cindigirl- Happy Clooney-looney!
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Lucy and Cindigirl, as much as I'd like to believe the "lovin and calorie burnin sex" part (NOT with them-yuk) could do that, I believe it's more the stress of being the girlfriend of... Knowing that at least 90% of his fans are watching your every move and are critical of everything you say and do, I would think that the stress in and of itself would be almost daunting. Plus, knowing that he will never be yours forever.
OMP, did I just defend them? I'm stepping away from my keyboard and I will now break my own fingers!!!!
OMP, did I just defend them? I'm stepping away from my keyboard and I will now break my own fingers!!!!
melbert- George Clooney fan forever!
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Don't break your fingers Mel, but gee wiz, nobody is forcing them into dating G. I don't feel sorry for them in the least. They know what they are getting into. The line to take their place goes around the block and they can leave anytime.
blubelle- Ooh, Mr Clooney!
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That has to be some serious high energy fat burning zone sex, they don't see each other for weeks on end. I bet the pressure on women is intense in his circles, constantly being judged and a million girls ready to step in, but I would have thought the velina scene was exactly like that too. So maybe it is the sex.
Ello- Clooneyfan
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That's what I love about y'all, you just jump right in and go with it, no fighting no conspiracy plots,very little delusions, it's a nice home we have here, thanks.
lucy- Clooney Zen Master
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and you make it that much more pleasant Lucy! as do you all!!!
melbert- George Clooney fan forever!
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I'm out of the loop with IMDB. From what I'm hearing here I think it's a good thing.
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