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Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

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Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by LornaDoone on Thu Jan 02 2014, 04:34

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice:  "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."  

While you are waiting for YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives;


    Broke-az
    Po-az
    Lyin-az
    Cheatin-az
    Dumb-az
    Broke-az
    Cheap-az
    Lockedup-az
    Goodfornothin-az
    Lazy-az

   and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az


Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by Maggy on Thu Jan 02 2014, 07:46

Or better yet, Pack your tent and haulaz.

 Very Happy 

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by Carla97 on Thu Jan 02 2014, 08:40

Maggy,

that was excellent. I like the pack your tent and haulaz best Laughing 

However, I desperately need advice on how to get rid off one.

It seems I´ve been chosen by one "Russkiy Bogatir". Talking about language and cultural barriers here... And it also seems that he isn´t going to let a little thing like my disinterest in ever being his devushka keep him from being my "boyfriend".

There has been some major, heavy, mega, serious spoiling going on. But his friend said to my friend´ s husband (russian men do not talk directly to women?!) that I should not take it too personally or feel like I owe him something. Just a thing they like to do. And that russian men act like boyfriends from the very beginning.
HELP! (things like this can only happen to me!!)  Shocked 

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by it's me on Thu Jan 02 2014, 09:51

what?
he feels you his mate
behaves like a boyfriend
and spoils you
but doesn't talk to you

well
talk to his friend (...)
and tell him you have another one mate

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by Carla97 on Thu Jan 02 2014, 21:09

Good advice!
Only that I would have to lie
lies have a short track...

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by Nicky80 on Thu Jan 02 2014, 22:33

Thanks Lorna, that was funny to read   Razz

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by it's me on Thu Jan 02 2014, 23:11

short?
not always
(sadly)

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by Joanna on Fri Jan 03 2014, 00:11

Carla97 wrote:Good advice!
Only that I would have to lie
lies have a short track...


Say you've recently discovered your bi-sexual side and you want to
give that a try for a while ?

Only jkg.....but.......

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by What Would He Say on Fri Jan 03 2014, 02:28

@Jo, I'm so happy you changed your avatar back to this one, one of my fav's.

The palm tree one, made me think he was trying to "hide" or was "scared" and we were intruding ...  Embarassed 

Maybe he is scared and in hiding ... Long time it seems... I have been spoilt by arriving here during the glory days of MM filming.

Oh! the thought of Rye in the summer, fish chips and Tash.....yumm yumm yumm

Now that will take my mind off the storm outside...

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by Maggy on Fri Jan 03 2014, 07:38

You funny, WWHS!  Very Happy 

And in your avatar, what is he hiding from?

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Re: Best Relationship Advice I've Ever Read!!

Post by Carla97 on Fri Jan 03 2014, 09:03

I like the turtle neck pulloover pic  Wink 

Oh Joanna, funny, reading the az-list once again and after these experiences ... I´m prob approaching that possibility for real  Razz 

Short or long... I just want to get out of this ABSURD situation fast and politely. I don´t know if it´s russian men in general or just this individual, but he sure does put on a show to demonstrate things such outlandish lengths that it is beyond unbelievable. And no communication - well he said he wants to be married before he turns 31. Like next goal.

I don´t know. It appears to be dangerous to rent a chalet.


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