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Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Missa on Wed Oct 16 2013, 01:16

I suggested in the Monika thread that it's possible that she just took the template for George's typical "here's my new GF" articles and wrote one herself.  Then I thought, at this point, any one of us could write one of those things.  THEN I thought, why not try?

So here's the game:  write your own introduction as George's new girlfriend.  Follow the template as closely as you can, while still making it fun and interesting.  The idea is to see who can best straddle the "that's ridiculous/could be real" line.  After all, who knows what George looks for in a woman better than us?  

Here's mine:

Love is in the (Italian) air!  Sources confirm exclusively to In Touch that George Clooney has rebounded from his split with Stacy Keibler - with model/actress/coat check girl Missa!

“They’ve known each other for ages,” says a source close to the couple.  “They met years ago, at a dinner thrown for George by Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber at Rande’s restaurant Lilium in NYC.”  The 33-year-old stunner caught the Oscar-winner’s eye immediately.  “You could see the spark pass between them when she handed him his check ticket.  His coat wasn’t the only thing George picked up after dinner that night!”

Unfortunately, both were attached to others at the time, and a long friendship was all that followed.  They reconnected earlier this year when George invited Missa to spend some time with him at his villa in Lake Como. “It was love at second sight!” Missa reportedly told friends.  “We have tons in common:  George loves to golf, and I played miniature golf once.  George is also very involved in humanitarian work, and I once read a Peace Corps pamphlet!”  They’ve since been texting each other hourly, and plan to introduce each other to their parents at Halloween.  The pair is now focused on making time to spend with each other.  George has a busy fall and winter ahead with several award-worthy films up for release, and Missa has booked several high-profile roles in upcoming films, including “Girl on Bus” in the Batman/Superman movie, and “Dead Girl #2” in the third Hunger Games film.



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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by silly girl on Wed Oct 16 2013, 01:37

Missa you made my night...I snorted when I laughed (good thing) Thanks for the laugh...hope you are both very happy together....well at least for the next two years! Laughing 

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by theminis on Wed Oct 16 2013, 01:40

Bravo Missa - will have to go some to equal your effort!!

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Missa on Wed Oct 16 2013, 01:46

silly girl wrote:Missa you made my night...I snorted when I laughed (good thing)  Thanks for the laugh...hope you are both very happy together....well at least for the next two years!  Laughing 
Two years? But I'm going to be the one that changes him! Wink 

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by LornaDoone on Wed Oct 16 2013, 02:52

Missa wrote:We have tons in common:  George loves to golf, and I played miniature golf once.  George is also very involved in humanitarian work, and I once read a Peace Corps pamphlet!”  They’ve since been texting each other hourly, and plan to introduce each other to their parents at Halloween.  The pair is now focused on making time to spend with each other.  George has a busy fall and winter ahead with several award-worthy films up for release, and Missa has booked several high-profile roles in upcoming films, including “Girl on Bus” in the Batman/Superman movie, and “Dead Girl #2” in the third Hunger Games film.


This is where I lost it. Laughed so hard I thought I was going to puke up my dinner! After the day I had today, you just don't know how much I appreciate the really hearty laugh you gave, The "I once read a Peace Corps pamphlet" is what really set me off!

thanks!

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Maggy on Wed Oct 16 2013, 06:05

"I once read a Peace Corps pamphlet"

That one did it for me too, and the 'coat girl'

I love it! Laughing 


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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by it's me on Wed Oct 16 2013, 06:25

you forget to say you funny girl
he appreciates, I bet Very Happy

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Maggy on Wed Oct 16 2013, 07:29

Here's mine:

Love is shining for George Clooney again after his recent split with a stunning 4'11 pottery maker.
They been seeing each other on and off in private for the last 7 years.
They recently bumped into each other at a charity event  where she was volunteering as a ventriloquist.
George loves her sense of humor and ability to use her hands efficiently claims his closes friends.
Things are going strong for George and Maggy as they been seen cuddling and feeding each other at a local restaurant.

clown

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by theminis on Wed Oct 16 2013, 08:06

HA HA - I bet you could keep him interested with your hands - bravo ladies

I think Missa's acting repertoire is what made me spit out of my coffee, great laugh

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Lakin460 on Wed Oct 16 2013, 17:08

Great ones, girls! Thoroughly enjoyed both intros. Clever and funny, funny, funny!!! Gotta give it some thought before I attempt mine. You two set the bar pretty high!

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Missa on Wed Oct 16 2013, 17:46

Awesome Maggy! With a potter's skilled hands and a ventriloquist's skilled mouth, I bet you make George very happy indeed! Surprised 

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by it's me on Wed Oct 16 2013, 21:19

brahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Maggy on Thu Oct 17 2013, 04:39

Laughing 

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by What Would He Say on Sat Oct 19 2013, 10:52

George Clooney talked today about his new relationship;

"She is nice, we are happy. Thanks for asking" Very Happy

Dazzling smile and wink at camera....fade out.


Last edited by what would he say on Sat Oct 19 2013, 11:00; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Added wink for sexy undertone)

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Joanna on Tue Oct 29 2013, 08:05

what would he say wrote:George Clooney talked today about his new relationship;

"She is nice, we are happy. Thanks for asking" Very Happy

Dazzling smile and wink at camera....fade out.
.....and the new pretty puppy wagged her tail, peed on the carpet and 
followed her old friend Einstein into the kitchen for supper.

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Maggy on Tue Oct 29 2013, 18:19

Lol, Jo!

Love it! Laughing 

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Carla97 on Tue Oct 29 2013, 18:34

Genre: Horror
Author: Carla

Prologue, epilogue.

George Clooney has a new girlfriend.

The end.


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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Maggy on Tue Oct 29 2013, 18:43

Horror...

He gets married and his kids pick up his notorious dating habits  

The End Laughing

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by it's me on Tue Oct 29 2013, 19:41

nooooooo


rommmmantic
he finds love
they care one another
forever

no end!

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Joanna on Tue Oct 29 2013, 20:21

Latest News from Casa Clooney LA.

Old boy Einstein is fed up with the new pretty girl
puppy because she's getting all the attention and 
constant loving.
He pimps her out to the local stud house.
Pregnancy occurs...kid's having kid's syndrome 
is diagnosed.

Who is the Daddy ?
Gerry Springer is phoned urgently for DNA test.

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by it's me on Tue Oct 29 2013, 20:49

stop with tequila baby

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Carla97 on Tue Oct 29 2013, 21:46

Ok I try again...

So he went to the premier looking good. He blinked and someone thought he winked at her. She rushed to write a press release stating how they are dating. Amazing connection. Must be the same operator. Romance has been going on for some time now. Steady 3 minutes already. She is funny and beautiful (obviously doesn´t know the rules, you can´t be both) and not (yet) talking about marriage and kids (can´t have both either, pick ONE). He has introduced her to everyone and their brothers. Sources close to him confirm he likes the attention and is loving it. What a crap! He is only loving me (us)! No it´s not just "oh, aha, ok". NO NO NO.

He didn´t only blink, but sneezed in public too. No! Girls will be like "bless you". WHY? He´s already blessed, he has me. I mean us. (I´m jovial)

Going to Cabo? Mexican sun? Dangerous. Why would he want to visit sunshine place? Nah, we can´t have that. No way José! He has me (I mean us, of course) We are his only sunshine!

He is eating healthy. Sounds good. Think again! What is he trying to do? Lose weight, lower the cholesterol? Live longer than me to find a new girl? Hell no, we dying together! Pass him that pizza and beer ASAP!

So she´s there in the red carpet with him, but he is keeping the distance. She´s like 1 cm behind. What is his message? That it´s his sister and his available?! Be careful! Don´t let it happen! Stay clued to him! If he tells you to be patient and with time everything will become clear. HAHAHA. Remember, when you asked his opinion? Yeah, I can´t either. Do not assume anything. Use any crazy method to break that bachelor code. Very Happy 

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by it's me on Tue Oct 29 2013, 21:50

Thumbs up! 

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by it's me on Sun Apr 13 2014, 22:14

no one more will try?

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by What Would He Say on Sun Apr 13 2014, 23:25

One night......No names.......Don't tell your GF.


See music thread.....

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by it's me on Sun Apr 13 2014, 23:38

I fear I didn't understand
or you really want him to cheat?  Razz 

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by What Would He Say on Sun Apr 13 2014, 23:48




Sssh, only you and COH know, and I'm sure George would be cool ....

It's not like it's love or anything..... Shocked 

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Re: Write Your Own Intro!

Post by Atalante on Mon Apr 14 2014, 00:08

" She just didn't know what to do with him. ... "  Laughing 

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