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George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by silly girl on Fri Oct 04 2013, 18:59

Interesting take:


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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by Lakin460 on Fri Oct 04 2013, 19:28

can we post the picture? let me rephrase....can someone post the picture, cause I can't access it

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by it's me on Fri Oct 04 2013, 21:00

can't see
what is it?

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by Mazy on Fri Oct 04 2013, 23:49

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by it's me on Sat Oct 05 2013, 00:03

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thanks but no way
not in my Country :/

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by Nicky80 on Sat Oct 05 2013, 07:06

Oh that was a bit nasty. Poor George. He surly needs to fix his imagie about dating LOL

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by jd68 on Sat Oct 05 2013, 09:50

Would someone be kind enough to transcribe what was said? I can't play the video in my country.

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by theminis on Sat Oct 05 2013, 11:56

Welcome to the forum jd68, hope you enjoy your time here.

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by it's me on Sat Oct 05 2013, 14:06

hi jd! welcome!

me too need a transcript
anyone? thanks Very Happy

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by LornaDoone on Sat Oct 05 2013, 16:45

Chelsea:  "Apparently George Clooney is dating somebody new and here to explain it in her own words because she's very passionate about this is Jen Kirkman,  Jen."

They switch to a long-haired brunette gal, in a sweater, standing nest to a split screen picture of George and Monika - it's obviously it's not a picture of the two of them together.  

Jen:

"According to US Weekly, George Clooney is dating Monika Jaskisic, the 33 year old Croatian supermodel known as the 'Croatian Sensation.'"

"Alright, I need to speak out about something that I've been thinking about for a while.  Sorry Chelsea, I think George Clooney is starting to look old."
 (They throw up a very grey haired version picture of George).

"And I think that I'm starting to look young."
(New picture of a heavily made up woman that I don't recognize - maybe it's Monika?)

"I am sick of women in their 30's killing themselves so that they can be attractive to 55 year old guys.  Hollywood is full of creepy old men hitting on young girls, no offense Chris."
 (As she looks toward what must be a guest on the show and they throw up a picture of a guy sitting and looking at the camera like he's trying to look sexy but isn't pulling it off)

"But here's the truth about older men ladies, they have prostrate issues!"  (Now they throw up a picture of a medical textbook type diagram of a prostrate exam - yes, with the finger inserted in the rectum - remember this is Chelsea lately, not known for any type of tact.)

"They can only get it up once a night, they fall asleep right after and us 30 something women are lying next to them with our semi okay bodies, with nothing to do." (Now they throw up a graphic that just says, Blah, Blah, Blah)

"I'm too old for men in their 20s and I'm not young enough for men in their 50s.  I'm not even young enough to date James Woods."  (Next picture is of James Woods, with shocking white hair with his arm around a 20 year old gal)

"That's James Woods, he's 66.  That girl is 20.  That's not his daughter, that's not his granddaughter, that's not even his great granddaughter, THAT'S HIS GIRLFRIEND!"  "I rest my case Chelsea."

"And I know I'm not looking great here in my long sweater, but it's cold upstairs in my office.  Where I work because I have to make my OWN money because no movie star is going to save me!"

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by it's me on Sat Oct 05 2013, 17:51

thanks

hope now in a deny Neutral 

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by Carla97 on Sat Oct 05 2013, 22:31

Thats all bull shit

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by Way2Old4Dis on Sat Oct 05 2013, 22:46

Chelsea Handler is a comedian. The bad thing here is that the bit's not funny.

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by madsky on Sat Oct 05 2013, 23:08

The bad thing is it is kind of true.  Sorry I thought it was funny.  If George wasn't the impetus for the skit, I think some of us would be commiserating with it. Older successful men seem to get these young girls all too often.  The good news for George is James Woods with his granddaughter girlfriend makes George look a lot better.  

Also why does George lately seem to be associated with girls with dumb nicknames?  The Italian Queen, Super Stacy and now the Croation Sensation.  Maybe if he stayed away from women with crazy nicknames it would help.

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by it's me on Sat Oct 05 2013, 23:20

media invented them
no way, I guess Juggling 

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by LornaDoone on Sun Oct 06 2013, 01:52

For those interested - here's a picture of James Woods and his girlfriend and some other choice info about her at the link below the picture!  

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by jd68 on Sun Oct 06 2013, 05:42

Thank you for transcribing this! I found it a bit funny...and a bit true.

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by What Would He Say on Sun Oct 06 2013, 08:08



Nasty.... All of it...

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by Katiedot on Sun Oct 06 2013, 08:27

Ha! That's funny.

C'mon, this isn't the first time we've moaned about old Hollywood stars and girlfriends more than young enough to be their girlfriends. The same goes for George.

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by it's me on Sun Oct 06 2013, 08:53

well
G seems way more believable in his last.... couples
that this couple

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by Katiedot on Sun Oct 06 2013, 09:13

No one's saying he's in a relationship with Monika. Just that they hooked up.

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by theminis on Sun Oct 06 2013, 12:14

Yep a wham bam thank you Maam - now go back to your British fans!!

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by phys major on Sun Oct 06 2013, 14:13

LornaDoone wrote:

"And I think that I'm starting to look young." [/b](New picture of a heavily made up woman that I don't recognize - maybe it's Monika?)"[/b]
The girl in the picture is Jen K (the woman talking) looking sexy! Smile

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by lovelylois on Sun Oct 06 2013, 15:48

I thought it was pretty funny and she hit right on the mark on what many women think of older men dating younger women. It doesn't just go on in Hollywood, it is just more visible.

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Re: George Clooney bit on Chelsea Lately

Post by Cubanita on Sun Oct 06 2013, 17:19

I generally don't like Chelsea Handlers show. But that bit is kinda funny and very true. James Woods and his practically pre-pubescent girl friend are just disgusting. I'm sorry, it really is to me. Particularly because Woods is big arrogant windbag.

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