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Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

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Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by Katiedot on Sun Jan 06 2013, 16:33

Oh dear.

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Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Books first-class seat to increase remote odds.


A VERMONT woman who wanted to be identified only as Loren G. has gone into the red to secure a first-class airline ticket to Chicago, Illinois, in her efforts to increase the minuscule possibility that she might be seated next to George Clooney.

"I know it's a long shot," admitted the avid Clooney fan, "but I figured it was worth the extra money to improve my chances a little."

Ms. G., who is flying to Chicago on business, paid the up-charge knowing that she still would likely sit next to "just some nobody." Nevertheless she said she would "go all out to look great just in case George is sitting there in 3b. You never know!"

Celebrities whom Loren has spotted in first class on previous flights include Ed McMahon, Simon Cowell, and "Oprah Winfrey's BFF," Gayle King.

"I might have seen Jennifer Lopez, too, but I was too far back in coach to make a positive i.d.," said Ms. G.

George Clooney, who could not be reached for comment, is not known to be traveling to the Chicago area during the time of Ms. G's business trip, but is not known not to be traveling there, either.

Loren said she would be "deeply, miserably disappointed" if Mr. Clooney is not by her side in first class, but "I would feel a little better about it if he was at least on the same flight."

A statistician was contacted who agreed to calculate how remote the likelihood actually was that George Clooney would be seated next to Loren, but she declined his services, saying, "If George and I are meant to be together, no silly math can keep us apart."

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by lovelylois on Sun Jan 06 2013, 16:42

Poor woman, she should just put her money into purchasing lottery tickets instead. The odds maybe higher that she can win a million dollars.

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by Katiedot on Sun Jan 06 2013, 16:44

But why Chicago of all places? I mean, if she were such a fan she'd know a holiday at a certain resort in Mexico would be a better bet this time of year.

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by melbert on Sun Jan 06 2013, 16:57

And I thought I was obsessed...

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by silly girl on Sun Jan 06 2013, 17:00

Um I am not sure this is a true story. The site says it is a "satire" site....so I am thinking it is made up. Wink

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by Katiedot on Sun Jan 06 2013, 17:01

Oh @#%@#!!!

Well spotted sillygirl!

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by LornaDoone on Mon Jan 07 2013, 01:24

funny though!

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by phys major on Mon Jan 07 2013, 01:42

Why Chicago??? That is where the women he is in love with lives!!!! UITA!!!

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by LornaDoone on Mon Jan 07 2013, 01:45

UITA?

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by melbert on Mon Jan 07 2013, 01:46

Lorna, Up In The Air

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by phys major on Mon Jan 07 2013, 02:02

She has some funny stuff on her sight..

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by OofOof on Mon Jan 07 2013, 03:16

Just got home, read this piece and thought, good God there are some really sad and intellectually disabled folks in this country. Thank God Silly Girl noticed it was satire because I was beginning to think there's no hope for the United States! (-:

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Re: Woman Clings to Tiny Chance George Clooney Will Sit by Her on Flight

Post by LornaDoone on Mon Jan 07 2013, 03:21

mel duh my brain is not working quickly enough this evening!

Now I get it! Thanks for the clarification! Very Happy

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