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Post by Katiedot Wed 05 Dec 2012, 18:01

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GEORGE CLOONEY SEX TOYS ON SALE NOW!

Ageing lothario George Clooney, has moved into the feminine hygiene and sex toy industry with his new brand of 'Clooney's Own' products.

Inspired by his hero Paul Newman. Clooney will donate all of the proceeds to charity and with Christmas on the horizon. Stores worldwide are being inundated with orders for all manner of 'Clooney's Own' gifts.

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Marketing Guru Esther Fisk told us she expects the range to be the number one best seller of 2012.

“ Women love George Clooney and if you put his face on a barrel of old monkey spunk it's going to fly off the shelves.”

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Fisk has also had a sneak preview of next years 'Clooney's Own' catalogue and claims consumers are in for a treat.

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“ Their upcoming line of Dildo's and Butt Plugs are all hand-crafted by Darfurian peasants and it's some of the best workmanship I have ever seen.”
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Post by Maggy Wed 05 Dec 2012, 18:27

I can understand the sex toys., but the Tampax?!?
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Post by fava Wed 05 Dec 2012, 19:33

Sounds like one of his friends has pulled of a great practical joke!

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Post by melbert Wed 05 Dec 2012, 19:44

What that man won't put his face on... NOT! The last line is really telling that it's a hoax and that someone is just being dogshit mean! “ Their upcoming line of Dildo's and Butt Plugs are all hand-crafted by Darfurian peasants and it's some of the best workmanship I have ever seen.” Just sick!
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Post by lelacorb Wed 05 Dec 2012, 19:58

I hope that George did not fall so low!
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Post by phys major Wed 05 Dec 2012, 20:59

LOL..Inside Joke!!
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Post by Picachu Wed 05 Dec 2012, 23:05

A Brad Pitt prank?
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Post by melbert Wed 05 Dec 2012, 23:22

Welcome Picachu! You might be right on the money there!
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Post by NotAvailable Wed 05 Dec 2012, 23:40

What if it were true? Charity can have millions from it, if it was. I can see why George has courage to do something to help somebody else like the Darfurians. I don't see a prob with it. Obviously the market is saturated with products like it already, but none with his face on it. He has never been one to back away from challenges like this either. May be a hoax article, but it may also be something he is considering. Why not if it helps a lot of ppl?
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Post by it's me Wed 05 Dec 2012, 23:43

wrong kind
ppl will make fun of him
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Post by melbert Wed 05 Dec 2012, 23:58

Joanie, he would NOT do this. He has his own ways of helping out in the world, and he would NOT put his name or face on those products. It's a hoax.
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Post by Katiedot Thu 06 Dec 2012, 03:56

Ok guys, it's clearly a joke.

I'm sure George could make tons of money marketing stuff he likes but this isn't anything to do with him.

Plus, while I bow down to his wisdom and experience over mine when it comes to sex toys, is there anyone here who'd seriouslyl take a man's advice about tampons?
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Post by it's me Thu 06 Dec 2012, 06:07

LOOOOL!!!!! ROTFL
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Post by Best in Category Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:02

Funny!
But seriously wouldn´t it be a big hit if he designed his own line of sex toys?

And think about his lingrie line: perfect christmas gift " this is what George gets for his girlfriend(s)!" Laughing

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Post by watching Thu 06 Dec 2012, 09:17

So another lawsuit on the way. His lawyers must love when people uses his image without his consent.....
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