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Re: NEWSPAPER HEADLINES, PART II

Post by Joanna on Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:44

Extra work for the laundry ladies !


Laundry ladies for the Distressed Gentlefolk go on strike because.....
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Post by Joanna on Thu 23 May 2013, 20:23

This little game feels neglected


scratch
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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 23 May 2013, 20:36

I've had trouble catching on to this game, so I haven't participated much. But you guys go ahead and revive it!
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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 23 May 2013, 20:39

softener in clothing is affecting their husbands performance

Sleeping on a cloud is like
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Re: NEWSPAPER HEADLINES, PART II

Post by Joanna on Thu 23 May 2013, 21:47

Lying on damp grass.

King Clooney has grass stains on his baggy jeans because.....
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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 23 May 2013, 21:56

Einstein bolted while he was taken out for a walk

what Einstein saw was
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Post by Joanna on Fri 24 May 2013, 13:07

A sexy black lady Poodle wearing a
Purple bow.

Einstein is so much in love that he.....
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Post by melbert on Fri 24 May 2013, 13:47

peed all over George's meatball shoes.

Einstein and Fifi are to be wed this summer at the Villa, but have made the guest list too long, so they'll have to cut...
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Post by Joanna on Fri 24 May 2013, 16:42

The turkey-meatball-wedding-cake into tiny pieces to go round.

The wedding date might clash with visitors to the Villa so.....
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Post by melbert on Sat 25 May 2013, 01:42

several non-important people will be dis-invited.

Einstein and FiFi discover she's pregnant (the reason for the fast wedding) and George was overheard saying...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 27 May 2013, 10:37

"Dogs are better than children....I can sell their offspring"

Fifi overhears his comment and bites King Clooney on his.....
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Post by melbert on Mon 27 May 2013, 14:52

turkey flavored ankle.

Knowing that King Clooney is planning on selling their offspring, Princess FiFi tells Prince Einstein that they have to...
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Post by playfuldeb on Tue 28 May 2013, 02:57

tie helium balloons around the babies so they'll disappear.

But Prince Einstein thinks
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Post by melbert on Tue 28 May 2013, 04:00

puppies can't fly!!

Prince Einstein and Princess FiFi decide since King George doesn't want a bunch of puppies around they would gather up all their belongings, including the turkey meatball shoes and head for...
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Post by playfuldeb on Tue 28 May 2013, 10:08

theland of turkeys, where they can mingle.

But once they got there, they realized that they never knew that turkeys could
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Post by Joanna on Tue 28 May 2013, 12:07

Make one hell of a noise...gobble gobble gobble

Puppy ear plugs were found at......
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Post by playfuldeb on Wed 29 May 2013, 04:35

the local turkey watering hole.

Once that was taken care of they proceeded to
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Post by Joanna on Wed 29 May 2013, 12:24

Play and scramble with each other in the sunshine.

Puppy Panic....Cruella de Ville arrives to.....
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Post by playfuldeb on Wed 29 May 2013, 21:38

get her nails done and observe turkeyland.

Bet everyone knew things were about to change when she pulled out her
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Post by Joanna on Thu 30 May 2013, 18:23

Large green puppy catching net

Prince Einstein, showing his male courage, is seen chasing off
the wicked woman and.....
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Post by melbert on Fri 31 May 2013, 02:19

is filled with dismay when the wicked woman runs into the arms of King Clooney!

Prince Einstein and Princess FiFi retaliate by ...
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Post by playfuldeb on Fri 31 May 2013, 23:15

repeatedly biting her ankles until the puppy fairy arrives and
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Re: NEWSPAPER HEADLINES, PART II

Post by melbert on Fri 31 May 2013, 23:41

POOF, the ugly wicked woman disappears from the Villa forever.

Three weeks later, King Clooney gets word that the ugly wicked woman is pregnant and he...
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Post by Lakin460 on Sat 01 Jun 2013, 00:39

says, "Renee! I didn't know you wanted children!"

Nine months later a squinty eyed child is born whom Zellweger names....
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Re: NEWSPAPER HEADLINES, PART II

Post by melbert on Sat 01 Jun 2013, 01:12

Gilbert Gottfried Clooney.

King Clooney disavows paternity as he is the Sexiest Man Alive x 2 and he could never produce something like...
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Re: NEWSPAPER HEADLINES, PART II

Post by Joanna on Sat 01 Jun 2013, 01:21

I NOT PLAYING THIS GAME NO MORE !

I'm telling teacher !

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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 06 Jun 2013, 08:15

!!! Now what?
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 07 Jun 2013, 05:39

oh c'mon.

a frequent customer at 'Eye Jobs For Less'. Shocked

While in Rye, George Clooney decides to be a catcher and catches...
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Post by theminis on Fri 07 Jun 2013, 06:48

crabs, and gives some to Stacy
(ps what exactly is this game, Im just winging it)
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Post by playfuldeb on Fri 07 Jun 2013, 22:25

@the minis. I believe the object is to fiish one sentence and then partially start another

Stacy, being fond of all seafood decides to
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Post by melbert on Sun 09 Jun 2013, 01:33

open her own crab shack and kissing booth.

The name of her new endeavor is...
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Post by playfuldeb on Sun 09 Jun 2013, 03:33

"The Crabs and Kisses Shack"

Thinking she had ventured on a gold mine, she decided to expand her business by adding
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Post by melbert on Sun 09 Jun 2013, 03:46

smack down wrestling in the back room.

The police are called on opening night because...
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Post by playfuldeb on Sun 09 Jun 2013, 04:01

the crabs were getting out of control.

In an effort to regain some sanity, the police
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Post by Joanna on Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:47

Led by Sting, began to sing.

The listening crowd cheered like crazy because.....
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Post by playfuldeb on Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:41

crabs cant sing like Sting

The song they liked best was
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Post by Joanna on Mon 10 Jun 2013, 21:55

Every Breath You Take...sung as a duet with Robert Downey Jr
(Yayayay)

All the crabs walked straight, not sideways, to the sea as they
were drunk and....

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Post by playfuldeb on Mon 10 Jun 2013, 22:02

heard the siren songs of the ocean calling them to unknown chartered waters, or known unchartered waters, or whatever (pain meds kicking in)

Never one to let a great opportunity surpass him, Robert Downey Jr proceeded to

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Post by Joanna on Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:57

Make a film entitled.... "A Day in the Life of Robert and the Crabs"

Media goes berserk about RDJr's Crabs story and.....
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Post by Joanna on Tue 13 Aug 2013, 00:21

Publishes black and white pictures of Hermit Crabs, waving goodbye while getting into the water on Malibu Beach.

Two electric trams are being driven around......
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Post by Juliette Hardy on Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:24

by teenage Iron Man impersonators who hijacked the trams on Lincoln Road Mall, SoBe, crashing into Joe's Crab Shack.

Pouring rain in Venice during the 70th film festival, caused waterways to flood and.....
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Post by Joanna on Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:32

Many people were drowned !


Our friend wwhs was the only lady to be
rescued by a speedboat carrying an actor called.....
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Post by Juliette Hardy on Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:39

GEORGE CLOONEY, who found her adrift in the lagoon, using a flying saucer shaped hat as a buoy.

Mystery new lady seen ....


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Post by Joanna on Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:42

Holding our wwhs under water and watching her flying saucer hat drown.

Strange pictures appear on FaceBook of.....
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Post by Juliette Hardy on Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:56

...WWHS incognito being consoled by Hollywood heart-throb GC, as he comforts her about her ordeal; while a passing vaporetto rescues the other mystery woman, and takes her to the awaiting carabinieri at Ferrovia.

Dancing the moonlight, a couple notices....
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Post by Joanna on Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:19

An angry woman with wild black hair and a large frying pan hair approaching our wwhs as she drank wine on a balcony.

A large balding good looking Italian man jumps.....
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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:53

out from behind the bushes naked.

the reason he was naked was because
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Post by Joanna on Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:41

.....he'd removed all his clothes. Lol

The large naked man grabs the frying and shouts.....
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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:19

My crabs are better than Stacy's. Quickly he turns around, waves his pan, and disappears into
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Post by Joanna on Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:46

....a very large pink limousine.

Our friend wwhs continues to sip wine and thinks.....
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