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Post by Joanna on Tue 15 Apr 2014, 07:04

.....Einstein is too set in his ways to be married.....so he sends him off on a Doggy Cruise to sow a few more wild oats.

Message from Ship's Captain reads......
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Post by melbert on Tue 15 Apr 2014, 08:39

"who's going to clean up all this doggie poop?"

After a week of sowing his wild oats, Einstein returns to his master totally...
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Post by Joanna on Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:46

Ecstatically overjoyed, thrilled and delighted by his 
week of doggie-orgies. 

Prince George is overwhelmed by emails and phone calls from irate dog owners whose girlie-doggies had come back from their doggie cruise in a state of......
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Post by melbert on Thu 17 Apr 2014, 01:31

frenzy after having Prince Einstein satisfying them all week.

King George has hired Amal to represent Prince Einstein in all the upcoming pupternity suits, and she has set a price of ...
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Post by Joanna on Tue 22 Apr 2014, 02:01

$1 per puppy.

Prince Einstein can't wait for fatherhood and has
already booked a photo session with.....
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Post by melbert on Tue 22 Apr 2014, 02:03

StarTracks cuz' he knows that Aunt Stacy has them on speed dial.

Prince Einstein wants to have a puppy shower, but King George says...
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Post by Joanna on Tue 22 Apr 2014, 02:15

Have a pool party instead and invite lots of
lady doggies !

Prince Einstein is thrilled and phones his mate Uggie
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Post by melbert on Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:56

a wild adventure to plan the wedding for King George and Amal.

A dilemma arises on where the wedding should be - Cabo, Como, Dubai, or London with the decision being...
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Post by Joanna on Sat 26 Apr 2014, 22:05

In space with Sandra B as his "best man ?"

No answer was the loud reply from Casa Clooney
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Post by melbert on Sat 26 Apr 2014, 22:23

Prince Einstein and Uggie decided to go out on Hollywood Blvd and spread the news far and wide.

While they were strolling, they entered the Twilight Zone when they turned the corner and all of King George's exes were lined up and ....
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Post by Joanna on Thu 08 May 2014, 17:41

.....They were buying new hats !


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Post by melbert on Fri 09 May 2014, 02:15

all of their silicone implants leaked and they needed to stuff their bras for their bridesmaid dresses.

On the day of the $2 million wedding, the weather forecast called for...
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Post by Joanna on Fri 09 May 2014, 22:00

Sunshine and Roses all day.


Yellow Roses mean a lot and....
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Post by melbert on Sat 10 May 2014, 01:55

Einstein really likes them as it doesn't show when he pees on them.

The bride is all dressed in white, while all George's exes as the bridesmaids are dressed in ....
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Post by Joanna on Thu 15 May 2014, 12:54

Green feathers.


Einstein falls in love and wants a new......
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Post by melbert on Thu 15 May 2014, 14:17

bitch...

The wedding is set for London with the whole population of Lebanon arriving on...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 26 May 2014, 13:53

The day before.

The World Cup Football Tournament is starting next month in Brazil and
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Post by melbert on Mon 26 May 2014, 17:05

King George can't go as he's still house-hunting.

Alas, a new home has been found at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC, however, the décor has to be changed and Prince RandE has been summoned to...
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Post by Pita428 on Mon 26 May 2014, 18:04

find some new leather club chairs with pink rhinestone hello kitties on them.

The house warming party is being planned by "close friend" Martha Stewart, with the theme to be...
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Post by melbert on Mon 26 May 2014, 19:07

crafted projects from prison.

Once settled in the big white house Queen Amal decides she doesn't like roses, especially rainbow colored ones, and pulls out all the bushes. Instead she plants...
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Post by Pita428 on Mon 26 May 2014, 20:19

a twelve foot hedge maze that visitors must navigate to enter the house.

In and effort to keep herself and King George in tip top shape, Queen Amal has hired a new chef who specializes in....
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Post by melbert on Mon 26 May 2014, 22:11

SALAD!!!

Chef Stacy and sous chef Jared and baby girl Pobre have now moved into Casa da Clooney East and make salads for the King and Queen. Prince Einstein remembers the evil woman who held him down at the swimming pool and made him go for a walk so she could get papped, and decided that he should...
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