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Post by melbert on Sun Dec 01 2013, 10:32

the Pacific Ocean level has now increased by 2 feet after an over-flooding in the loo.

King George has announced that he will now be the King of Hawaii after...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Dec 01 2013, 10:37

Meeting up with the local colourful characters.

Prince Einstein seen on beach digging a large hole
in which to bury.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Dec 01 2013, 10:47

all the ex-girlfriends of his owner.

The hole dug by Prince Einstein on the beach was so deep that...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Dec 01 2013, 10:50

Theminis head popped up to say Hi from Oz !


Prince Einstein was so excited to see the Ozzie lady
that he....

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Post by melbert on Sun Dec 01 2013, 10:54

wiggled and peed and peed and wiggled.

Prince Einstein barked for TheMinis bubs to come play with him, but they had to play quiet as Kind George and TheMinis were...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Dec 01 2013, 11:03

Discussing world events !!

It happens

King George was so impressed with the Ozzie lady that he.......

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Post by melbert on Sun Dec 01 2013, 11:06

flew her and ALL her COH friends to Lake Como.

Since the Ozzie lady was declared the Queen of the Villa, she...

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...hosted a magnificent al fresco dinner party.

The Aussie lady, King George & entourage visited Portofino the next day where King George decided to...


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Post by melbert on Sun Dec 01 2013, 11:42

marry them all!!!!

Unbeknownst to everyone, King George got his Wedding Officiant License online and was able to...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Dec 01 2013, 12:14

....Consummate his marriages in record time !

Some bigamist ladies from COH appeared.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Dec 01 2013, 14:18

to be uncertain of the pecking order of all the wives.

Queen Melbert assumed command from TheMinis and designed a chart for visits from King George to...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Dec 01 2013, 14:40

Create more havoc amongst the hen house !

An ambulance is seen leaving Casa Clooney Italia containing twelve.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Dec 01 2013, 16:18

12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

King George and Prince Einstein were left behind to clean up...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Dec 01 2013, 19:35

LOL! LOL! gotpics

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon Dec 02 2013, 02:23

after the
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

George has decided to plant the pear tree near to...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Dec 02 2013, 09:50

Other trees so that the Partridge & the Owls can talk
to each other all the time.


King George received many complaints from neighbours to Casa Clooney Italia regarding the mayhem caused by

12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree


And decides to.....

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Post by melbert on Mon Dec 02 2013, 17:23

ship them all to Cabo.

While in Cabo the Drummers, Pipers and Lords were sitting around watching the Maids a Milking and Rande was found in King George's villa with...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Dec 02 2013, 20:29

9 ladies....but not dancing.

9 bright shiny chrome poles were seen being delivered to....

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Post by melbert on Mon Dec 02 2013, 21:20

the villas the day before and the Leaping Lords were thrilled that they were being put up in King George's villa.

Now that the 9 ladies couldn't dance and the 8 maids couldn't milk, they were left to...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Dec 02 2013, 21:54

They all had a fecking orgy.....

25 Police cars arrived and......

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Post by melbert on Tue Dec 03 2013, 01:30

and joined in with their handcuffs and billy clubs.

The dash cams showing what went on were all sent in to the Police Chief who then...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Dec 07 2013, 13:04

Sold them for big bucks to CBS, CNN & BBC.

A Partridge flew off from a Pear tree and.....

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Post by melbert on Sat Dec 07 2013, 13:51

shit on King George's head.

The pear scented poo on George's head turned into a very lucrative deal for King George as he sold it for...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Dec 07 2013, 18:23

5 million bucks to Bruce Willis to develop as sun bloc 
for bald headed men.

Many bald headed men begin to grow.....

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Post by melbert on Sat Dec 07 2013, 18:27

hair out of their ears.

Bruce Willis is developing a new styling gel to go along with his pear-scented poo sun bloc that will tame those wild ear hairs to...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Dec 14 2013, 21:51

Whistle in the wind.

25 Police cars are spotted going.....

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Post by melbert on Sat Dec 14 2013, 22:11

100 miles an hour headed for Canada.

King George is awaiting his police escort so that he can get ready for...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Dec 16 2013, 17:12

His annual Christmas Shopping Expeditions.

Prince Einstein hands King George a long list containing.....

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Post by melbert on Tue Dec 17 2013, 02:25

kibbles and bits and TURKEY!!!!

To give to King George, Prince Einstein has collected a huge supply of ...

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Post by Joanna on Tue Dec 17 2013, 20:17

Memorable postings from a forum called
George Clooney's Open House, suitably framed.

King George is so delighted with his gift from
Prince Einstein that he immediately hangs them
in......


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Post by melbert on Wed Dec 18 2013, 01:57

his bathroom so that he can enjoy each and every one of them during the most important part of his day.

To show his appreciation to the wonderful members of COH, King George has declared that...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Dec 21 2013, 18:29

Every Saturday will be a GTC Day with happiness and sunshine and sprinklings of fairy dust and lovely songs all over the world.

Prince Einstein disagrees with that because....

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Post by melbert on Sat Dec 21 2013, 20:26

EVERYDAY should be GTC Day/Einstein Day!!!!

Price Einstein has decided that he doesn't like turkey anymore and has put in an order for all shoes to be slathered with...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Dec 23 2013, 11:43

Hot Chicken Curry and Basmati Rice


A white van is seen driving up to Casa Clooney LA
Bearing the logo.....

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Post by melbert on Mon Dec 23 2013, 12:07

Juan's Big Burrito.

As Christmas is in 2 days, the caterers need to set up for Christmas dinner with the main menu items being...

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Post by Joanna on Fri Jan 10 2014, 13:12

Flown in from England.

Casa Clooney LA is swamped with Brit food including.....



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Post by melbert on Sat Jan 11 2014, 01:40

bologna, beans and kool-aid!!!!

Since no one enjoyed that combination, Einstein shared his T-bone steak and...

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Post by Joanna on Thu Jan 16 2014, 10:45

Bonio Biscuits


At Casa Clooney the pool man found something.....

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Post by melbert on Thu Jan 16 2014, 12:04

floating aimlessly in the pool.

On further inspection, 15 buxom starlets were floating around held up by their artificial...

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Post by Joanna on Wed Jan 29 2014, 13:51

Silicon filled titties......

A closer look revealed that they were all
made of rubber because......

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Post by melbert on Wed Jan 29 2014, 14:26

everybody likes bouncy toys.

Einstein invited all his friends over to play with the lovely rubber bouncy toys until...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Feb 01 2014, 00:10

Sundown....when they all downed shots of Tequila.

 Drink 2 

After many shots of the drink they.....

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Post by Atalante on Sat Feb 01 2014, 00:20

LINK George has to solve EVERYTHING on this globe !

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Post by melbert on Sat Feb 01 2014, 02:17

way to go Atalante...

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Post by Joanna on Wed Mar 12 2014, 17:01

Joanna wrote:Sundown....when they all downed shots of Tequila.

 Drink 2 

After many shots of the drink they.....



Little game is sad......again !

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Post by melbert on Thu Mar 13 2014, 00:27

got dressed in tuxes and gowns and jumped into the Pacific.

Since they were all drunk, the Coast Guard was called and...

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Post by Joanna on Tue Mar 18 2014, 17:08

......and he was told to throw away the empties !


Messages put in empty bottles read......

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Post by melbert on Wed Mar 19 2014, 00:39

"Wedding in Como - hold the date"

The gazebo at Como had to be made ready as many thought it was ...

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon Mar 24 2014, 04:57

to be a celebration for george being voted employee of the week.

Garlands, white doves, and umbrella drinks have been ordered for the event of the season as...

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Post by melbert on Sun Apr 13 2014, 21:24

George and Einstein get pedicures.

After all the preparations for the event of the season, George decides...

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