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Post by What Would He Say on Fri Aug 23 2013, 22:34

WTF...."I'll give an exclusive interview when I get back.....A tell all to COH...and The News Of The Word. The choice was hard, but I had to make it...either George or....

12 french rugby players in a gondola with Sugar Bear.....

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Post by Joanna on Sat Aug 24 2013, 00:35

Sink !

The News of the World sets the printing presses going again because....

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Post by it's me on Sat Aug 24 2013, 00:42

G got a new gal


Bookmakers went crazy, about new Clooney gf

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Post by melbert on Sat Aug 24 2013, 02:01

Melbert!

All were awestruck and had no idea someone so ravishing would be caught with THE George Freakin' Clooney!!! She was flooded with emails from...

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Post by playfuldeb on Sat Aug 24 2013, 02:05

lots of gay men who thought George was gay.

Intending to show the world that George was NOT gay, Melbert decided to

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Post by melbert on Sat Aug 24 2013, 02:18

star in a porn flick with THE George Freakin' Clooney and a gazillion dollars was raised and an Oscar was presented to them both.

It was found that the gazillion dollars was then donated to...

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Post by playfuldeb on Sat Aug 24 2013, 02:59

help the conflict in Darfur and Sudan. By doing this, the government was forced to

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Post by Joanna on Sun Aug 25 2013, 15:47

Raise taxes to cover more charitable donations.

Riots in the streets because.....

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Post by it's me on Sun Aug 25 2013, 17:31

Mr G took to Venice a new gal.
And another one swooned in the crowd.


She was WWHS !

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Post by What Would He Say on Sun Aug 25 2013, 20:07

......who had made the happy choice to get into the Gondola with the 12 french rugby player, and Honey Boo Boo Dad Sugar Bear...acting as a spare.

It was clear 13 was always her lucky number.....

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Post by Joanna on Sun Aug 25 2013, 21:26

Except it wasn't.... because the Gondola sank !

Some survivors from the sunken Gondola are 
given free hot coffees by......

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Post by it's me on Sun Aug 25 2013, 21:59

Nespresso


All is ready for Sandra and George to come to Venice
Will Louis be there too?

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Post by playfuldeb on Mon Aug 26 2013, 02:07

Along with WWHS, there will be a very jovial crowd. Eager to know WWHS better, George asked

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Post by it's me on Mon Aug 26 2013, 09:41

Her to come with him into the theater Razz Razz 


The official gf was left screaming outside ...

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Post by playfuldeb on Mon Aug 26 2013, 21:11

But Gio handled that by giving her the phone numbers of a successful agent in Hollywood.

Once inside the theater George turned to WWHS and said

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Post by melbert on Tue Aug 27 2013, 02:28

where's all your Open House friends???

George told WWHS the next time she came to one of his events, she ought to bring the whole forum, minus the real weirdos, as he...

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Post by theminis on Tue Aug 27 2013, 03:31

has to meet the minis she is spectacular

Mutiny on the forum then ensued because

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Post by bamboochacha on Tue Aug 27 2013, 03:49

WWHS only has 435 posts. lol.

Melbert was found bound and gagged in...

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Post by melbert on Tue Aug 27 2013, 03:54

Gio's trunk as everyone knows she's into that.

All the COH members decided that...

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Post by it's me on Tue Aug 27 2013, 07:16

It was time to kidnap Mr G
And take care of him
One day for each one Wink


Mr G is right now sending weird messages to the world:

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Post by Joanna on Tue Aug 27 2013, 12:34

saying..... "I've been kidnapped....
and I'm having GREAT FUN" !!!

Venice Film Fest is cancelled immediately because...

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Post by it's me on Tue Aug 27 2013, 12:46

Flooding: not by the sea but by too many crying fans bec kidnapped G was TOO MUCH happy of it Mad 

Toronto ff worried: how can we...

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Post by melbert on Mon Sep 09 2013, 00:28

catch up on our ogling of George if he's in hiding.

NEWS FLASH: King George and Prince Einstein turn up in Cabo with Jester Rande, surrounded by empty bottles of Casamigos and...

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Post by it's me on Mon Sep 09 2013, 00:35

Grant run to catch him, movie needs to be ended


Nespresso adv got his woman

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Post by Joanna on Mon Sep 09 2013, 14:07

Riding a Harley dressed as Batman, complete with nipples.

Mr Ben complains because.....


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Post by melbert on Tue Sep 10 2013, 02:26

He always gets stuck walking with Waldo and he wants to play too.

Ben and Waldo go on strike as King George has a new BFF in Baby Louis Bullock who is much better at...

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Post by playfuldeb on Tue Sep 10 2013, 07:50

contriving ways to be doted on by a beautiful women than most men can think of. To prove that he is right, he shows George how to

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Post by O.o on Tue Sep 10 2013, 16:06

fawn doe-eyed innocence.

Somewhat feeling competition, George informs Louis Bardo that half a century ago he perfected the wink, but ...

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Post by playfuldeb on Tue Sep 10 2013, 18:41

needs to keep working at it since every once in a while hiw "wink" sticks. When that happens, he

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Post by melbert on Wed Sep 11 2013, 00:33

is farting.

Louis and George enter a farting contest and Sandra said...

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Post by playfuldeb on Wed Sep 11 2013, 02:04

"So that's why his diaper keeps filling up so fast". Deciding to try another game George recommends

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Post by Joanna on Wed Sep 11 2013, 18:44

Eating Spaghetti Bolognese without cutlery.

Louis enjoys that game because......

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Post by melbert on Thu Sep 12 2013, 01:58

he likes to suck up the spaghetti and let it whip all over.

King George had a problem sucking up the spaghetti and he enlisted Princess Sandra to...

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Post by Joanna on Fri Sep 13 2013, 17:42

To teach him the best way to suck.


Strange noises are heard coming from......

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Post by melbert on Sat Sep 14 2013, 02:21

King George's bedroom!

Prince Louis and Prince Einstein decide to go for a walk while the bedroom is a'rockin' and end up...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Sep 16 2013, 13:13

In a Sushi bar.

Lots of Lovely Ladies pay attention to them because.....

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Post by Joanna on Tue Oct 29 2013, 08:22

They have very famous parents.


This little game cried and cried because.......

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Post by melbert on Tue Oct 29 2013, 11:44

it was abandoned like my heart...

King George wanted to bring little George out to play, but Grant told him he had to...

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Post by playfuldeb on Wed Oct 30 2013, 05:10

clean the spaghetti sauce off of his face first. Noting that Loius had started to play the game of

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Post by melbert on Wed Oct 30 2013, 11:21

slurp the spaghetti noodles.

On the basketball court, little Louis was making basket after basket with the help of ...

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Post by Joanna on Thu Oct 31 2013, 09:35

Very tall step ladders.

Basket ball court has been freshly

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Post by bamboochacha on Thu Nov 07 2013, 05:14

crack patched.

George had been scheduled to make an appearance in Copacabana. As he forgot to pack his parka - his pics at Lake Titicaca showed his...

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Post by ... on Thu Nov 07 2013, 08:08

Defined muscular frame & sturdy legs in his boardshorts.


In homage to JFK, on November 22nd, 2013, George Clooney will....



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Post by bamboochacha on Thu Nov 07 2013, 22:34

boycott bleach blondes from his personal life forever more.

Leftover pumpkin pie has been found...

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Post by ... on Thu Nov 07 2013, 22:45

under Einstein's pillow in his kennel near the gazebo after he chewed a Jack O'Lantern on Halloween.

Part II ~ To commemorate the 50th anniversary since JFK passed away, George Clooney donated...

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Post by bamboochacha on Fri Nov 08 2013, 00:59

the pacifier he was sucking on while his parents were watching the coverage of the assassination on their local tv news.

New Years party people are awaiting George's rsvp to...

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Post by melbert on Sun Nov 10 2013, 01:02

15 different parties from Como to Cabo to Vegas to New York to LA to the moon, etc.

King Clooney has decided that for New Years Eve, he is going to go to...

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Post by playfuldeb on Sun Nov 10 2013, 02:47

a timezone where he can fly west after each new years to re-celebrate the new years again, over and over and over until he ends up in Hawaii.

His first point of origin is

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Post by melbert on Sun Nov 17 2013, 21:28

the Far East.

King George will start with sake, then vodka, then whiskey, then beer, then tequila, then when he lands in Hawaii, he'll have a giant...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Dec 01 2013, 10:23

Visit to the loo.

Panic erupts in Honolulu because......

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