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Post by melbert on Sat Nov 24 2012, 17:42

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The most efficient breakfast cook.

Einstein is so happy to see house quests that he......

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leaves them a little gift every morning.

Local sanitzation dept. has not only fined the Clooney household for depositing animal feces in garbage waste, but also for...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Dec 15 2012, 10:07

OK if I start a new one going ?


A female George Clooney fan causes a riot when......

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Post by melbert on Sat Dec 15 2012, 17:46

she has George's face tattooed on her chest and she bares herself in Times Square. The riot is caused as no one knew that George had such droopy ears...

Melbert, I mean the female George Clooney forever fan, was taken into custody, only to be bailed out by the one and only...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Dec 17 2012, 20:03

Romantic, really reliable, Renee Z

The female GC forever fan thanks her romantic, reliable, rescuer profusely and promises to buy all......

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Post by melbert on Tue Dec 18 2012, 01:57

the eye opener devices known to man to remedy Renee's squinty eye problem.

The eye opener devices worked for poor ol' Renee, but now she can't seem to ...

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Post by Joanna on Tue Dec 18 2012, 19:54

Trust any GC female fans forever any longer.

Reliable Renee seeks friendship with the kind gay friends of.....

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Post by melbert on Wed Dec 19 2012, 02:34

Neil Patrick Harris.

Renee and Neil will soon appear on Broadway doing a revival of...

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Post by Maggy on Wed Dec 19 2012, 02:47

The Birdcage.

The audience were glad to see handsome George...

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Post by melbert on Wed Dec 19 2012, 09:16

walking like Nathan Lane inpersonating John Wayne.

George, Renee and Neil got a standing ovation and 12 curtain calls after...

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Post by Joanna on Wed Dec 19 2012, 16:23

Dancing the Highland Fling.

When one of them fell over, revealing all, pandemonium broke out because.....

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Post by melbert on Thu Dec 20 2012, 13:57

George was wearing Renee's panties.

George Clooney starts new line of men's underwear called...

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Post by Joanna on Thu Dec 20 2012, 15:50

"Reliable Renee....They'll Never Let You Down"


All profits from the new range of underwear will go towards......

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Post by Joanna on Sun Dec 30 2012, 13:15

This little game feels neglected

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Post by melbert on Sun Dec 30 2012, 18:18

promoting The Wayward House of Clooney Exes.

It has been announced that Renee Zellweger has been demoted from her position as Director of The Wayward House of Clooney Exes due to the fact that she once...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Dec 30 2012, 18:36

Became a celibate nun for a short time.

The advert for the position of Director of the Wayward House
Includes the following requirements.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Dec 30 2012, 21:54

1. Couldn't have slept with George.
2. Must love Einstein.
3. Must have a tolerance for crying girls discarded by George.

All applicants have been interviewed by George and he has made his choice for the new Director. He has chosen...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Dec 31 2012, 12:07

Jack Nicholson !

Hollywood rejoices at the good news that......

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Post by melbert on Tue Jan 01 2013, 02:28

Jack Nicholson has now become celibate!!

The Playboy Mansion is busting at the seams with all the bunnies packed in there for HH wedding tonight. Law enforcement arrives to...

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Post by Maggy on Tue Jan 01 2013, 06:15

make sure all bunnies are not under age.

When all guests found out about the bunnies age verification...

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Post by melbert on Tue Jan 01 2013, 15:01

they all fled and headed to Casa Clooney where bunnies of all ages are welcome.

Prince Einstein was rushed to the doggy doctor after he was found panting by the pool with lots of ...

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Post by Joanna on Wed Jan 02 2013, 13:09

Pretty Westie Girlies wearing big smiles

Vet recommends pregnancy tests needed for
Westie Girlies because......

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Post by melbert on Wed Jan 02 2013, 13:40

unlike his master, Prince Einstein hasn't been snipped.

A giant wedding is taking place at Casa Clooney, as Einstein has to marry all of his...

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Post by Joanna on Wed Jan 02 2013, 22:07

Pretty little Westie Girlies immediately.


Reliable Romantic Renee acts as groomer and dresser to.....

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Post by Maggy on Wed Jan 02 2013, 22:14

lol!

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Jan 06 2013, 02:23

the date of George Clooney as she feels very comfortable with the latest squeeze - and that's what matters most. Arrow

(After completing her education and before starting her career in movie industry, Renee worked as a cocktail waitress in a strip club 'Sugar's Go-Go Bar' in Austin.)



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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 06 2013, 04:03

where she was discovered by the producers of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre after she served their drinks topless.

When Renee finally made it to Hollywood, the first place she visited was...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Jan 06 2013, 11:30

A tee-shirt shop as going topless could cause sunburn in
sensitive places.


Einstein's pretty babies take over at Casa Clooney causing......



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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 06 2013, 16:08

little piles of puppy poop to be found in the most interesting places.

King Clooney found it necessary to buy a slipper factory, as all the slippers at Casa Clooney had now become...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Jan 06 2013, 17:11

Puppy poop containers.

King Clooney's Slippers become world famous because.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 06 2013, 19:22

everyone wants to walk the walk with King Clooney.

Along with every purchase of King Clooney Slippers, you will receive...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Jan 06 2013, 19:56

A lovely packet of puppy poo in a scented nappy bag.


Ebay sales of bags of puppy poo reach all time high because.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 06 2013, 20:32

everybody needs a little shit in their life!

King Clooney and Prince Einstein have decided to retire and move all their belongings and loved ones to...

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Post by Vi on Sun Jan 06 2013, 20:37

a private island

King Clooney and Prince Einstein have decided to live their own life without...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Jan 06 2013, 21:00

Turkey balls and puppies and puppy poo.

Clooney's Island is swamped by a tsunami but Reliable Romantic Renee rescues them in her enormous.....

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Post by Vi on Sun Jan 06 2013, 21:04

knallroten Gummi-Boot

After the tsunami...

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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 06 2013, 21:15

all the world held a telethon for King George and Prince Einstein to show their appreciation for all he has done for them.

With the gazillion dollars raised in the telethon, King George donated it all to...

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Post by Joanna on Tue Jan 08 2013, 17:46

Me....for one month only...to earn some interest for
Millie's seaside holidays.

Gazillion dollars are returned the giver so that.....

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Post by Joanna on Wed Jan 16 2013, 20:35

This little game is so sad..... scratch



.....it's going to ..... Do battle......itself soon !



blowup blowup blowup Hello!

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Post by Joanna on Sat Apr 27 2013, 18:53

King George could finish filming in Germany and get back home
for cuddles from GF and Prince Einstein and get a shave to please
his devoted lady fans !

All King George's luggage, on his way home, gets lost at.....

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Post by Maggy on Sat Apr 27 2013, 22:05

his own driveway. Stacy and friends ran away with the luggage.


Inside the luggage was...

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Post by melbert on Sat Apr 27 2013, 22:09

the panties from all his old girlfriends that he kept as trophies.

Stacy and her friends were a bit miffed, but decided to turn a profit by selling them on...

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Post by Maggy on Sat Apr 27 2013, 22:15

On black market. Where they made good monies from the Arab nation.

Stacy and friends will donate 1% of the money...



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Post by Joanna on Sat Apr 27 2013, 23:13

To the Casamigos Benefit Fund for Distressed Gentlefolk.


The Distressed Gentlefolk not impressed with.......

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Post by melbert on Sat Apr 27 2013, 23:26

the $2.00 they got as it wasn't enough to buy another bottle of Casamigos.

The Distressed Gentlefolk decided to do their own fund-raising and asked King George to...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Apr 27 2013, 23:32

Arrange a Full Monty evening at a local Distressed Gentlefolk Hostelry.

King George agreed to participate and asked Gio to participate together with five more including......

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Post by melbert on Sat Apr 27 2013, 23:39

Ben, Matt, Grant, John G. and Einstein

The Distressed Gentlefolk nearly had a collective heart attack when The Monty was revealed on...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Apr 27 2013, 23:44

....Einstein as it was decorated with a bow of Purple ribbon.

All seven Full Monty participants wore decorations on....

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Post by melbert on Sat Apr 27 2013, 23:53

their nipples, except Einstein who doesn't have nipples.

All the lady members of the Distressed Gentlefolk house started throwing ...


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Post by Joanna on Sun Apr 28 2013, 00:09

Big Knickers with their names and phone numbers written on to the Full Monty Participants.

Pandemonium erupted when Einstein chewed......

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Post by melbert on Sun Apr 28 2013, 00:36

all the phone numbers off as they had been written with red licorice.

After all the ladies of the Distressed Gentlefolk house threw all their Big Knickers to the Full Monty group, the men of the Distressed Gentlefolk house decided they needed to go commando causing...

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