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George Clooney is a "fart machine" according to Star Magazine

Post by Katiedot on Thu Oct 25 2012, 05:38

Thanks Henway for this, uh, edifying find:

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George Clooney is a fart machine. The Academy Award winner apparently doesn't care who's listening while he toots often and loudly behind closed doors. "He's a pig," says a "spy."

I know I've said this before, but I don't think George has a friend at Star.

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Post by Maggy on Thu Oct 25 2012, 05:42

Say wha?


Lol!

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Post by it's me on Thu Oct 25 2012, 05:49

some joke at his expense...?


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Post by NotAvailable on Thu Oct 25 2012, 05:50

They sound like desperate "pigs" trying to fetch a story to sell anything.

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Post by amaretti on Thu Oct 25 2012, 06:48

My goodness Georgie .

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Re: George Clooney is a "fart machine" according to Star Magazine

Post by Best in Category on Thu Oct 25 2012, 10:34

Stupid article!

And no further analyses what causes gassiness on person?!
Changing a diet (and cook) could “clear the air”

He is living with health coach (wanna-be), he is under the same roof with someone who wants to re-educate people what and how to eat

And she has turned her own man a farting machine?! It happens
I am afraid her diet and cooking won´t take away his hunger, but life! Laughing



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Post by MM on Thu Oct 25 2012, 15:25

Oh c'mon now, everybody!! We all poot and toot!! We would not be human if we did not.

Here is tribute to farting:

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Post by cindigirl on Thu Oct 25 2012, 15:33

Thanks for your fart song tribute MM.

I always say, better an empty house than an unwelcome visitor. LOL

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Post by MM on Thu Oct 25 2012, 15:36

Beans are nature's musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So, let's have beans at every meal.

Who cut the cheese? (Oh man, Oh man....)

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Post by Katiedot on Thu Oct 25 2012, 15:43

Beans, beans, the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot

Or, my family's favourite: fart, fart it's good for your heart.

Sorry about that everyone. Whew! Can someone open a window around here? Anyway, I'm sure George would be giggling if he were to read this. Apparently he finds farts funny: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

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Post by cindigirl on Thu Oct 25 2012, 16:03

I love funny fart videos. Here's some bloopers. Celebrities, horses and even chimpanzees fart.


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Post by NotAvailable on Fri Oct 26 2012, 04:07

Hahahahaha!! It is funny when it happens on the aire and everybody is trying not to let on, but can't felp themselbes. We use to called them Barts. Cause thats the way they sounded... Bar-ar-ar-tttt!!!

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Post by Joanna on Fri Oct 26 2012, 11:14

Our little dog issues forth SBD's...usually while sitting by the side of
hubby in his armchair. She's been known to jump down off the chair straight away as if even she can't cope with the smell. Lol


SBD.....silent but deadly

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Re: George Clooney is a "fart machine" according to Star Magazine

Post by Katiedot on Thu Dec 06 2012, 05:10

I'm copying these posts from another thread as they belong here.

cindigirl wrote:I just read an article about George's personal habits around his house, from Star Magazine (not that I necessarily believe it), but a "spy" related to him as UUURP. Saying that "Off screen the dapper man acts like an unruly frat boy. 'George may seem like a gentleman, but off camera he really can be a disgusting pig' a spy reports. And he doesn't hesitate to let out sloppy burps and farts around his household help". Gross!

So he's a normal guy. Who would think?

melbert wrote:Yup, sounds like the George we all "know" and love!

it's me wrote: And he doesn't hesitate to let out sloppy burps and farts around his household help".


impossible

Maggy wrote:
melbert wrote:Yup, sounds like the George we all "know" and love!
REALLY?



Gross! Shocked

it's me wrote:right
I don't think so

lelacorb wrote:I hope that this is not true! I would not hesitate to call it rough and rude.

it's me wrote:sure Beaten

amaretti wrote:My goodness .

JoanieJD wrote:Well gee if a person can't be themself at home, excuse him, house help, be thankful for the job, bart, burp or all the normal things...You mean you don't do those things? Hes a human after all... yeah who woulda thunk it?

it's me wrote:did he usually do that when he is into some important meetings with probable sponsors?

I guess no

so the same near his household help ppl

right?

JoanieJD wrote:Business is dif. Everyone tries to put on their best act for business and meetings. Thats when you go to the toilet or somewhere where you can release it. Can be hard to hold..

amaretti wrote: Maybe he has a dairy issue .

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