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Post by Joanna on Tue 07 Aug 2012, 20:58

OK cindi...here's a Parrot thread as you suggested LOL
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Post by Joanna on Tue 07 Aug 2012, 21:00

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Post by Joanna on Tue 07 Aug 2012, 21:09

An attractive blonde took a holiday cruise on a freighter.

There's not much to do on a freighter, so the woman took frequent walks around the deck.
On the first day at sea, she walked by the Captain's cabin, where his parrot called out "Hey Blondie, how's yer ass, how's yer ass."

The woman turned and marched away from this kind of language, and coming from a parrot at that.
Next day, same thing. And again on day 3.

During the following night, an explosion rocked the ship.
People and debris ended up in the water.

Daybreak found the blonde clinging to a piece of wreckage floating in the ocean.
As she started to look around, she spotted the vile parrot
on the other end of her float.
As soon as the two made eye contact, the parrot hailed her
with the now familiar "Hey Blondie, how's yer ass!"

Exasperated, she fired back "Oh, shut up!"

To which the parrot replied
"So's mine -- must be the salt water".
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Post by cindigirl on Tue 07 Aug 2012, 21:25

Video - Singing parrot on the Ellen Degeneris show.

Note: she sounds better than me in the shower.



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Post by Joanna on Wed 08 Aug 2012, 12:34

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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 08 Aug 2012, 13:01

Makes me wanna get a bird!
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Post by Best in Category on Wed 08 Aug 2012, 23:38

I love parrots but have never owned one. My friend has african grey parrot and she speaks a lot.

Normal greetings + " "take care, is everything okay?, I want crepes! Shut up ( to the dogs), sings her favorite song. But she also does something unpleasant - she imitates coffee machine noises every time she is irritated and it can continue for days Very Happy

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Post by Joanna on Wed 08 Aug 2012, 23:41

Lakin....you can't have a Westie and a Parrot.

They are Terriers after all LOL



Years ago a local pet shop store owner bred African greys and had a real character
in the shop during the day...he could do a fabulous wolf whistle....really made my day !

Um...the parrot I mean.... LOL
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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 08 Aug 2012, 23:55

Joanna wrote:Lakin....you can't have a Westie and a Parrot.

They are Terriers after all LOL

Well, shucks......
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Post by Joanna on Wed 08 Aug 2012, 23:57


If you want to annoy neighbours one like this would be fine !

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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 00:13

That made me laugh out loud! Funny bird!
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Post by Joanna on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 13:09

This will cheer you up on ANY bad day....I guarantee !


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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 13:16

Cute, JoJo!!! What fun those two are!
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Post by Joanna on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 13:20

This one loves the fiddle !

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Post by it's me on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 14:05

Jo! the 2 green parrots! are they KISSING!?

or having a row?

LOOOOOL !!!!

GREAT FUNNY INDEED!!
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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 14:06

I can't embed from Youtube here at work, but one of the options at the end of the fiddle loving parrot is Frostie Dancing to Shake Your Tail Feather. Funny! Maybe you can fetch it Jo?
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Post by cindigirl on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 15:32

Those Indian Ringneck parrots are so cute and funny. We should call them Romeo and Juliette. I'd give you a greenie but I still can't, but Thumbs up! is the best I can do. Thanks Joanna.
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Post by it's me on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 15:41

Romeo and Juliette!! right! Thumbs up!
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Post by cindigirl on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 19:08

I thought Joanna's Redneck parrots were romeo and juliette but check out this foulmouth Cockatiel.

I would call them George and Elisabetta.

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Post by Maggy on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 19:59

OMW, I can't stop laughing, Cindi. (George and Eli Laughing)

G: Hurry up
E: Shut the @#$ up
G: do you have to pull the string all the way up?
E: Shut the @#$ up
G: Hurry up
E: Shut the @#$ up, Shut the @#$ up
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Post by cindigirl on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 21:34

I'm glad you liked this Maggy. IMO this bird has a serious mental problem and would fit right in with the Jersey Shore cast. LOL
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Post by it's me on Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:24

LOOOOOOOOOOOL !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!
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Post by playfuldeb on Sun 12 Aug 2012, 09:09

Im not a bird person, but I really enjoyed these clips. In fact I watched the clips at the end of the clips!
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Post by it's me on Sun 12 Aug 2012, 09:34

sì sì sì sì ! Very Happy
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Post by Joanna on Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:26

This one's great with no human voice at all....Just Romeo chunttering away to himself....
So funny at times !


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