To which side does George Clooney dress? (aka 'the package' thread!)

Cinderella wrote:

Oh yeah, we need Melbert. Oh Melbert… bring your expertise! Got new pics!! Give me a dressing recipe, please!

Dressing to the right again!! (his right)

Wheww hooo... Thanks Melbert!

Now scanning the pic's again!

Hi Mel, looking at dinner pics it almost seems like it's "right down the middle" - but then again, what do I know!

Ya need more lessons Cindi!

Thanks to the ultimate package watcher!

Whaaa? It could happen! Maybe you and I could get George to a Radiology dept. and have him x-rayed. (Like Kardashian had her bottom done). Or, better idea, take him to an airport scanner. LOL

Just a thought regarding "dressing". George dressing right - could it be because he's right handed. Might make it easier to do his necessities. What do you all think?

hmmm i wonder what he thinks about his fans discussing if hes dressing right or left

Well he izzzzzzz a hillbilly, so he probably thinks it's grand !

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doris day wrote:hmmm i wonder what he thinks about his fans discussing if hes dressing right or left

if he knows about it (I doubt it), he probably laughs,

It would be funny if he knew and mentioned in one interview, but I don't think he would ever mention that,

Pattygirl, regarding dressing with right/left hands, lets do a survey we can ask males in our lives if it has anything to do with it. Since it was your thought you get to go first!

lucy wrote:Pattygirl, regarding dressing with right/left hands, lets do a survey we can ask males in our lives if it has anything to do with it. Since it was your thought you get to go first!

I'd love to go first, however, all the men in my life right now are my sons and grandsons (even a couple of greats, but they don't dress themselves yet) and if I asked any of them, they'd put me in a padded cell.

So, I'll have to relinquish my position to anyone else.

I don't have any men in my life that I can ask - why do you think I look at the pictures????

I have a man in my life but I don't want him to think (know) that I'm a perv. Wait, maybe I'll wait til he goes to sleep and "peek." LOL

Sorry Cindi, but you can only tell how a man "dresses" when he's dressed. lol

Yes, when he's napping dressed and sprawled in front of the TV with his head on his shoulder and snoring. Wait, why am I even bothering to take a peek? LOL

Ladies it isn't which side but why they choose left or right.

Lucy, maybe it depends on how men want to cross their legs when sitting. I often wonder how they can do this to begin with. LOL

Ahhhh so now we are onto nut crackers, wonder what thread title Katie will come up with this time?

Lucy - "nut crackers" - what a charming expression. LOL

I love the way he looks anytime, coming, going, sitting.

I don't have any men to ask either. There is Dexter but he doesn't dress and I had his balls cut off sometime ago so no worries for him! Maybe it has something to do with comfort or it falls a certain way naturally you know like the part in your hair. Or maybe not......if I had a husband I would ask but I don't and I don't think that is the best grounds for me to go find one! LOL

Upon further investigation, I agree that he is dressing to his right in theses pics. Especially the 1st and 3rd ones.

I'll ask the hubby the question of the day, when he gets back from his motorcycle ride. He already knows that I'm crazy so he won't think anything of it. LoL

I can't believe you guys have gotten me to go back to the pictures and start staring at his crotch to see if he's a leftie or rightie! Geez, it must be a slow night!

And worse, now I'm going to have to be careful not to look at OTHER men to see if I can tell which way they're dressing! You guys are corrupting me!

Alllllll right, I give in! You get your own thread on this!!!

Thank you very much!!!! Aren't you going to contribute your thoughts on the matter Katie?

Would it not help to have some photographic evidence for comparison posted here so that the matter can be thoroughly investigated? Solely for a factual accuracy.

watching, IMO the best photographic evidence to date would be the pics from MWSAG filming in PR.

New thread? "George's crotch shots" with pictures of all angles - inside, outside, upside down...

Good idea Mel. Because today seems like a slow news day on this forum, let's all picture George wearing something other than those baggy jeans. Maybe Spandex or a speedo? C'mon ladies let's fire up your imaginations.

melbert wrote:Thank you very much!!!! Aren't you going to contribute your thoughts on the matter Katie?

Nope, no opinions either way!

Katiedot wrote:

melbert wrote:Thank you very much!!!! Aren't you going to contribute your thoughts on the matter Katie?

Nope, no opinions either way!

Katie doesn't want to compromise herself!

If I had not read the package dressing comments, I would had never looked to that region. I must be a Saint, all these 17 years and I never dared to look down that region up till now...

LOL LL, now you will catch yourself doing it all the time, it's really embarrassing when you realize what you've done and look up to a smiling man! Remember to thank Melbert for this!!!!!!

Come to the dark side, ladies. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

You will even start looking at it when watching his movies. Intolorable Cruelty has some good scenes for crotch watch I remember some people discussing in! You will become an expert, I tend to notice if it isn't where things normally are! I prefer some tight jeans too. George in speedos would cause a meltdown and would take away from the mystic.

Dexterdidit wrote:George in speedos would cause a meltdown and would take away from the mystic.

I could suffer Dex!!! PLEASE find me a speedo George!!!

as far as I know he never wore one Melbert, sorry!

ps: just got back from Rihanna concert,

Melbert there is that sexy pic of him standing on a basketball court with a group of THE BOYS and he's got his hand in the front of his shorts sorta sliding down like hes got an itch, loved the view of his very toned, muscled lower abs!!! Not speedos but use your imagination.

lucy wrote:Melbert there is that sexy pic of him standing on a basketball court with a group of THE BOYS and he's got his hand in the front of his shorts sorta sliding down like hes got an itch, loved the view of his very toned, muscled lower abs!!! Not speedos but use your imagination.

Mmm...Nice visuals first thing this morning.

melbert wrote:New thread? "George's crotch shots" with pictures of all angles - inside, outside, upside down...

Oh hell, go for it. Use this thread though - don't think we need endless new ones!

To the left, to the right? Starting to sound like a Beyonce song!

Ugh not be a joykill but this thread reminds me of how piggish men act over half naked women.

Clooney, what do you mean? I find it "hard" to work out which way the jewels are headed most of the time! The pictures sometimes are a little dark!

Fluffy, George doesn't make it easy on us either with those loose fitting jeans. Darn him. LOL

Clooney, it's just a bit of fun. Guys look all the time so why can't we women appreciate the male physique as well?

I know he doesn't make it easy for us because of the loose fitting jeans he wears. IMO, I think that's why he wears them.

Oh no Cindigirl, he's on to us! We'll have to come up with code words. LMAO

MyGirlKylie wrote:Clooney, it's just a bit of fun. Guys look all the time so why can't we women appreciate the male physique as well?

Cos two wrongs don't make a right?

Katiedot wrote:

MyGirlKylie wrote:Clooney, it's just a bit of fun. Guys look all the time so why can't we women appreciate the male physique as well?

Cos two wrongs don't make a right?

LoL. Good one.

I just saw crazy, stupid, love with Ryan Gosling...

Since I have been learning to understand dressing styles... I believe i have become a package watcher apprentice (If Melbert allows me to use this title) and I caught myself observing Gosling dressing style. I believe the Gosdong dresses to the left (his left) and in one of the scenes he is crossing his legs to the left. Please, ultimate package watcher aka Melbert, correct me if I am wrong on this one.


ps: I am not too ashamed for checking up the Gosdong dressing style because we born ont he same year,

LL, what about the movie, was it good? I want to go see it, have been waiting for this one to come out. Will probably go during the week when the crowds are less.

Lucy, there are great scenes and then some blah scenes. It's an ok movie with an incredible cast, which means the movie could had been great. Ryan Gosling looks awesome on it and I buy Emma and Ryan as a couple. Marisa Tomei has some pretty (few) good scenes. For my surprise, Kevin Bacon was there. I had no clue!

Anyway, I wish it was better, it had almost everything to be, but it was not. Well, I cannot complain much since I only pay 2 dollars to see it (I used my rewards, ha!), but I still like it...