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Post by Joanna Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:47

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.


After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study as well.
After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded
that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off
and hitting him in the forehead.
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Post by Lakin460 Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:54

Thanks, Joanna! LOL!
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Post by melbert Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:55

You made me spit AND pee my pants Joanna!!! Those Polish people are BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by cindigirl Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:10

ROFL Joanna, this is laugh out loud funny and I'm picturing a confused man with a black eye, and remember an image is worth a thousand words.
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Post by Joanna Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:19

I know.... it made me laff out loud too !
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Post by cindigirl Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:44

Video - some amusing anecdotes about the luxury of a bidette: Makes sense.

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Post by Joanna Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:26

I've got a malfunction and can't switch the sound off now !!!!

So funny.....
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Post by melbert Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:38

I LOVE Tater Salad!!!!!
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Post by playfuldeb Tue 24 Jul 2012, 08:33

taking "toilet" humor in it's literal sense here

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Post by Joanna Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:46

It happens Laughing out loud Laughing out loud It happens
Thanks Debbie for those great pictures....a good laugh !
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Post by Joanna Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51


Scots Guards Pipers

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Post by Lakin460 Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:32

Wow, did you notice how perfectly in step those Scots Guards were in that picture? No? Whaddaya mean you 'weren't looking at their feet?'??
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Post by Joanna Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:01

Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.

"S**T," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm
gonna rip the wife's knickers off!"

"What's the rush?" his mate asked.

"The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replied.
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Post by Lakin460 Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:48

oh JO!!!!! LOLOLOL!!
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Post by it's me Sun 29 Jul 2012, 09:46

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Post by Joanna Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:01

Thanks Debbie....those are SO funny....my kind of humour Coolio
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Post by LyndaGirl Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:25

Thanks Joanna and Deb for posting those. Too too funny. ROTFL Razz
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Post by Joanna Fri 03 Aug 2012, 20:52

Thanks go to our melbert for this !

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Post by melbert Fri 03 Aug 2012, 20:59

Thank you Joanna! Someday I'll learn how to post pics!
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Post by Joanna Mon 06 Aug 2012, 17:47

Playing Backgammon

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Post by melbert Tue 07 Aug 2012, 02:28

Joanna and Lakin, I giggled so hard, I farted along with!!!
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Post by it's me Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:26

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