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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 20:35

http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/15/regio-smart-toilet-is-self-cleaning-music-playing-and-definite/


Regio Smart Toilet is self-cleaning, music playing, and definitely overkill
By Joseph L. Flatley posted Dec 15th 2010 5:25PM


So, this is what the future looks like: the Regio Smart Toilet by INAX combines a bidet and a self-cleaning toilet with such features as automatic flushing and deodorizing, an automatic seat and lid, and dual flush modes, with a throne-side media player that supports an SD card reader for custom audio playlists.

We just hope that this comes pre-loaded with "You Dropped A Bomb On Me" by The Gap Band. Available in black or white at Crescent Supply in Lawrenceville and select retailers worldwide --
hit the source link to get one for yourself.


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Post by cindigirl on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 20:43

Joanna wrote:We just hope that this comes pre-loaded with "You Dropped A Bomb On Me" by The Gap Band. Available in black or white at Crescent Supply in Lawrenceville and select retailers worldwide --
hit the source link to get one for yourself.

Great new subject Joanna - and it gave me my BIGGEST laugh all day. Now as soon as I hit my first million dollars I'm going to dash out to buy this! Yahooooo
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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 20:48

We've got one of these in riverside town nearby....I was terrified that it would start it's swooshing and washing and cleaning of all the floor etc while I was still in there !!!!



http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/05/19/torontos-new-automatic-pay-toilet-is-flush-tastic-but-cold/

Toronto’s new automatic pay toilet is flush-tastic, but chilly
Meghan Potkins May 19, 2010 – 2:37 PM ET | Last Updated: May 19, 2010 6:40 PM ET



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Toronto Mayor David Miller with the new loo.
David Miller, the Mayor of Toronto, today unveiled the city’s first automated public toilet, featuring retractable self-cleaning toilet seat.

The announcement was met with much pomp and fanfare, and attracted more media than any event since the city announced a budget surplus, the Mayor boasted.

The verdict of Howard Begley, the first person to use the new potty, was simply this: “The seat was cold.” Never before has a man been scrummed so soon after using the loo.


Meghan Potkins/National Post
Howard Begley
Twenty such toilets, which bear a remarkable resemblance to bus shelters, are planned for use across the city. After inserting a quarter, users are entitled to 20 minutes of privacy in the automated outhouse. The unit then seals up and automatically seals itself (once the user has vacated, of course).

The thing apparently cost $400,000. Maybe someone should have told city planners about this.

The new toilets will come at no cost to taxpayers but instead are funded by Montreal giant Astral Media. In 2007, Astral won a 20-year contract with the City to partner on the Street Furniture Project and will bear the brunt of construction and maintenance costs for various toilets, transit shelters, benches and litter receptacles in exchange for advertising space.

Jokes about the new toilet zipped around the Internet faster than stray toilet paper in a strong wind. Herein, a sampling:


@litztrinnear: First pay toilet lands in Toronto today… paying to pee? Geez louise, what’s next… Air!?

@keybeachguy: “I need more sleep. I thought I just read about a $400,000,00 toilet the Mayor just bought!”

@CashConners: Toronto’s first pay toilet opens to rave reviews today… Ppl giving it a 10/10. I’d give it a number 2


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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 20:48

Really? People actually do lines of coke off a toilet seat???? Man, times have changed since I did drugs.......Gee-ROSSSSSSS!!!!
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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 20:50

Well...it was Sweden dearie.... Sofa bounce
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 20:56

Joanna wrote:Well...it was Sweden dearie.... Sofa bounce

I don't know what that means. Halo
(careful....do we have any Swedish posters on here.... nailbiting )
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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 21:02

Free Choice whether you want to watch this one or not...

Over 5 million hits....of a cat using the toilet !

TMI on Stilts lol!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwrel&v=zQbHS4YJOMc&NR=1
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Post by cindigirl on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 21:29

That's amazing - a cat doing his business in the toilet, reminds me of the cat box story of George doing his business in a litter box. There's something wrong with this picture in my mind. LOL
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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 21:30

I can't believe I just found this ! Superdupercool Superdupercool Superdupercool



http://www.poopreport.com/Contests/limericks_vote.html

There once was a man from Kentucky
Who thought he could fart and get lucky
He thought he could hold it
But the smell quickly told it
That he had just made his underpants mucky.
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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 21:33

Hey cindi...are we the only mucky ones around ???
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Post by cindigirl on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 21:44

Joanna wrote:Who thought he could fart and get lucky. He thought he could hold it but the smell quickly told it
that he had just made his underpants mucky.

Hey cindi...are we the only mucky ones around ???

LOL Joanna - and I can get as mucky as the best of them. Don't forget I'm from New Jersey.
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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 21:48

Oh yesss...... Thumbs up!
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Post by LornaDoone on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 06:20

To pee, or not to pee: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
(or the gas and farts brought forth via the poisoning of food)

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
(or a lake of bubbles)

And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
(We'll bet no one got any sleep that night!)

No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
(that George's loud farts doth provide)

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
(or a confirmation that George was sick!)

Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
(I'll bet he wished he was dead at some point)

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
(ay the rub of Preparation H after a long night of wiping his ass)


Apologies to Mr. Shakespeare! But I couldn't resist!
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Post by it's me on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 07:04

well... all poet here
nobody would have guessed such
replay
to those... problems! cyclops
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Post by melbert on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 08:32

Lorna, you're a gas!
Oh, that was George and company gas cloud making it around the world to the States!!!
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Post by Joanna on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:10

Lorna... Coolio
I think old Will would be chuffed !
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Post by Joanna on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:18

Apologies to Johnny Cash x


"Squits" is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:46

You bunch of potty mouths! (little loo humor, there...)
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Post by MM on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:29

cindigirl wrote:That's amazing - a cat doing his business in the toilet, reminds me of the cat box story of George doing his business in a litter box. There's something wrong with this picture in my mind. LOL

Well, let's hope that George was a true gentleman, and cleaned up after himself. LOL!!
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Post by Maggy on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:33

Joanna wrote:Apologies to Johnny Cash x


"Squits" is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.


lol!
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Post by cindigirl on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:45

MM wrote:
cindigirl wrote:That's amazing - a cat doing his business in the toilet, reminds me of the cat box story of George doing his business in a litter box. There's something wrong with this picture in my mind. LOL

Well, let's hope that George was a true gentleman, and cleaned up after himself. LOL!!

I think he did but not before he made sure his roommate (Richard Kind I think) saw the mess. affraid
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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:25

Like Croissants ??


http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_commercials/where_croissants_come_from.shtml
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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:36

One Last Kiss

http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_humor/one_last_kiss.shtml
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Post by cindigirl on Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:40

He's busted. LOL

I wonder what she served him for dinner? Baked beans?
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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:05

Oh yes.....Blazing Saddles Yahooooo
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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:11

I can't access these links from work, but boy! they look fascinating....
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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:17

It's a very funny web site Lakin Coolio

I feel some of us here might need a bit of light relief... oopsie ....if you know what I mean?
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Post by melbert on Thu 12 Jul 2012, 02:12

I was laughing so hard I did my own little tooting!!! and nearly peed my pants too!
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Post by LornaDoone on Thu 12 Jul 2012, 06:05

Maggy wrote:
Joanna wrote:Apologies to Johnny Cash x


"Squits" is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.


lol!

Yeah Right

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Post by Joanna on Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:15

melbert wrote:I was laughing so hard I did my own little tooting!!! and nearly peed my pants too!


oooooOOOOOoooooo mel....what would our man say ?? Hello!
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Post by Joanna on Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:58

Sound on for this one


http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 01:06

Joanna asked me to post this for her.......ready????

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Post by melbert on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 03:19

There's another damn picture of me!!! Where ARE they coming from???? Too funny! Thanks Lakin AND Joanna!
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:56

Another goodie from Jo -
(mel, here's your cat.....)


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Post by Joanna on Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:11

Thanks Lakin for being the poster for me... flower

Credit for the cat originally goes to playfuldeb Thumbs up!

....It's called Team Work Sisters !
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Post by Joanna on Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:58

Has anyone got a teenage son at home ?


http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_kids_cartoons/the_dancing_teenager.shtml
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Post by Joanna on Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:53

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as
> aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia .
>
> One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
> hangar with nothing to do.

> Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel
and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'

> So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of
high octane booze and get completely smashed.
>
> The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised
at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
NO bad side effects.

Nothing!
>
> Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
>
> Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
> Jim says, 'I feel great, too.
You don't have a hangover?'
>
> Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff --
no hangover, nothing.
> We ought to do this more often..'
>
> ' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
>
> 'What's that?'
>
> 'Have you farted yet?'
>
> 'No.'
>
> 'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in New Zealand '

Yahooooo
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Post by Joanna on Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:57

OOOOO sorry gals....this is really lelacorb's fault for
mentioning Randolph Scott on another thread !



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Post by playfuldeb on Wed 18 Jul 2012, 06:30

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Post by Joanna on Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:14

lol! lol! lol! Sofa bounce ...that's SO funny playful !!!!!
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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:56

LOLOL Good one, Playful!
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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 19 Jul 2012, 04:17

Unintentionally Sexual Optical Illusions

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Post by Joanna on Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:13

lol! lol! those are funny and obviously appeal to you playful....
as a photographer of course....what else ????
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Post by Cinderella on Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:58

No offense, Playfuldeb, but those "sexual" superimposed photos disgusts me! The second picture down, the girl standing on the bed with her back to the camera, it looks like my hair!...
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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:08

Deb, liked the optical illusions! Some I had to really look at twice to see what was really going on! Funny!
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Post by melbert on Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:08

Deb - these are priceless. So innocent yet so naughty!!
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Post by it's me on Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:33

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Post by Stellita on Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:17

Those are funny pictures.

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