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LAINEY GOSSIP: George is basically Christian Grey from the Book 50 Shades of Grey

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Re: LAINEY GOSSIP: George is basically Christian Grey from the Book 50 Shades of Grey

Post by Best in Category on Wed Nov 14 2012, 17:35

Amazon only delivers books here! Very Happy Seriously. So...


at least the blow up doll man is cheap.

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Re: LAINEY GOSSIP: George is basically Christian Grey from the Book 50 Shades of Grey

Post by theminis on Wed Nov 14 2012, 20:13

lelacorb wrote:
theminis wrote:Okay, I shall start the first chapter.....

The night was so cold there was frost gathering on the trees outside my window, the chill in the air was palpable. I look over to the glowing fire, glad that at least tonight I would be warm. I turn to see him standing in the doorway, as he walks towards me with that lopsided grin, slowly unbuttoning his shirt, my heart skips a beat, my breath catches in my throat. He leans over the chair and kisses me so hard my lips feel bruised, he looks towards his bed, smiles......

Hope you enjoy the laugh at my expense ladies, I copied the above paragraph from an essay I had written in Year 9 over 20 years ago - I got a B- (was expecting a C at best), my older sister who helped me write some of it was hoping for an A+ - I think she plagiarised every Mills and Boon book in her bedroom.


Therminis you're already in bed with George in the first lines of the first chapter ............. how quickly! I understand you!

True True - but sadly at the time I wrote this did not now who George was!!

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Re: LAINEY GOSSIP: George is basically Christian Grey from the Book 50 Shades of Grey

Post by Pink Ice 1990 on Thu Nov 15 2012, 21:04

Fifty Shades of Grey isn't my thing, and the fact that it was originally a Twilight fanfiction doesn't help (don't like Twilight either, but heck, I bet there's even better Twilight fanfiction, or just better plain Twilight smut). I like my romance and smut too, but I don't find anything about the books romantic or sexy. I do however, like reading Katrina Lumsden's reviews of them on Goodreads. lol!

Aside from the character's physical description/age, I couldn't even imagine George playing him in a movie any which way. If people thought Batman and Robin was embarrassing...yeah. Fifty Shades would be the embarrassment of anybody's career. Don't care how much money it makes.

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Re: LAINEY GOSSIP: George is basically Christian Grey from the Book 50 Shades of Grey

Post by OofOof on Thu Nov 15 2012, 22:59

Gotta read her reviews because I read about 40 pages and wondered if there was something wrong with me because I didn't find it even the least sexually stimulating, let alone interesting. It's like a really really bad Harlequin!

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Re: LAINEY GOSSIP: George is basically Christian Grey from the Book 50 Shades of Grey

Post by Katiedot on Fri Nov 16 2012, 03:30

Best in Category wrote:Any suggestions where quality soft porn could be found then? Just asking out of general curiosity... Embarassed
Amazon. They have a section called 'erotica'. Should be plenty there to keep you busy!

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