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Post by Tigerina on Fri Jan 07 2011, 02:37

I thought it might be interesting to list the reasons why we could or couldn't be a Clooney girl. I couldn't.because..

I'm not anorexic.
I am conservative.
I don't enjoy travel.
I am not a puppet.
I celebrate Christmas in a tradition manner.
I am a servant of God and dedicate my good deeds in his name and through his guiding light.

Anyone else have any they can share why they could or couldn't be a Clooney girl? I love you

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Post by Katiedot on Fri Jan 07 2011, 03:16

I could never be a Clooney girlfriend because:

  • Because he can't find pictures of my vagina on the internet
  • I have a job. A real job.
  • I believe a boyfriend actually has to actually care for me and make an effort in a relationship.
  • I am not for sale
  • I have self respect


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Post by playfuldeb on Fri Jan 07 2011, 04:39

#1 in Katiedot cracked me up!

I could be because:

I believe in humanitarium efforts and causes and charity

I refuse to throw myself at his feet and swoon, and since George likes the hunt, he can try to win me to his side. I wont sway easily.

I can help him relearn to relax and laugh again

As an actor I would be interested and understanding of his craft

As a photographer, I could travel with him and utilize the locations to capture images that could speak to the world.

Having my own goals I am not dependent on being by someone's side 24/7

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Post by Dexterdidit on Fri Jan 07 2011, 06:00

I could be because I like pasta and he loves Italy close enough and I have been to Italy and I have italian friends. I have watched all eps of ER and can talk about pretend procedures with him. I like pigs although mostly to eat but still. I can make a great cup of tea and bake a mean chocolate cake he likes both.

I couldnt because I do have self respect and there are no nearly naked pics of me on the internet in fact there are no pics of me anywhere on the internet just my puglet and bird.
I don't share well and I sort of insist on being number one on a guys list not number 4 or 5 as it seems to be with George.
I can wear my clothes without falling out of them.
I don't like going to the same places for holidays all the time, I like to see new places and not with a group.

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Post by Tigerina on Fri Jan 07 2011, 11:55

Thanks for the giggles ladies. I needed them this morning. Ugg, I think I am getting sick. 2 days of work left I hope I make it till the weekend. Sleep

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Post by Stonehenge who? on Fri Jan 07 2011, 14:19

I couldn't be Clooney's gf because:
I hate sushi
I wouldn't find dirty stinky old boots under my bed
I dislike Rande Gerber
I'm afraid of riding motorcycles
I don't practice prostate exams
I don't need to be suggested to smile in front of the camera
I can't stand talkatives
I think that little ugly greasy bald half-blind men shouldn't advice handsome stubborn cocky silly men
Kinky sex scares me
I prefer river to lake
Dentures make me sick
I cost too much
I hate white pubic hairs
Hello!

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Post by Lighterside on Fri Jan 07 2011, 14:29

Katiedot wrote:I could never be a Clooney girlfriend because:

  • Because he can't find pictures of my vagina on the internet
  • I have a job. A real job.
  • I believe a boyfriend actually has to actually care for me and make an effort in a relationship.
  • I am not for sale
  • I have self respect

ALL of the above and I would add...Because I have a BRAIN... Seesaw of good and e

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Post by Katiedot on Fri Jan 07 2011, 14:45

Ah, you see that's the difference between you and me. My brain went: Brain explode a while back.

Gotta love those new smileys!

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Post by Lighterside on Fri Jan 07 2011, 14:50

They're brilliant! Hoorah!

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Post by Guest on Fri Jan 07 2011, 15:18

i could because:

I don't eat sushi i have an IV set up for it and I love pasta
I would never pose fully nude on internet but, I would in a classy one piece bathing suit ( or a bikini that .. oh... matches)
my career choice travels with me so I could go with him. I would love to work in Sudan/darfur
love motorcycles ( and anything else that goes fast)
Used to talkative people, most of my friends are ( and my parents)
I am also into humanitarian efforts, I am starting an art showcase
I love to travel

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Post by PigLove on Fri Jan 07 2011, 18:46

GTC would be LUCKY to have me as a girlfriend, but I wouldn't want to date him because then I'd have to give up being on this board* and I only just got here! I'd miss you all too much.

Plus, he'd need chloroform and ROPE to get me on the back of his donorcycle. Which would make for some pretty funny paparazzi photos.**

*Stan would never let me stay.
**Stan would never let us do that.

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Post by it's me on Fri Jan 07 2011, 21:43

Stan is not G's brain

-well, I hope... It happens

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Post by it's me on Fri Jan 07 2011, 21:50

Piglove, the board better than Clooney himself? Confuzzled

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Post by it's me on Sat Jan 08 2011, 01:11

Stonehenge who? wrote:I couldn't be Clooney's gf because:
I hate sushi
I wouldn't find dirty stinky old boots under my bed
I dislike Rande Gerber
I'm afraid of riding motorcycles
I don't practice prostate exams
I don't need to be suggested to smile in front of the camera
I can't stand talkatives
I think that little ugly greasy bald half-blind men shouldn't advice handsome stubborn cocky silly men
Kinky sex scares me
I prefer river to lake
Dentures make me sick
I cost too much
I hate white pubic hairs
Hello!

LOL!

-funny name SW Bounce

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Post by melbert on Sat Jan 08 2011, 01:49

Oh, you guys all crack me up!!! Very valid reasons for both yes and no! I'm still giggling as I try to type! Coolio

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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 08 2011, 22:11

love1

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Post by lucy on Sat Jan 08 2011, 23:19

I couldn't be a Clooney girl because: I'am too old!

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Post by melbert on Sat Jan 08 2011, 23:28

You need to clarify "too" old Lucy. lol I guess anybody that is younger than half his age might be too old for being the next one. I do think if he does go younger than 30 for the next one, that'll just be sad. I know there are couples out there with vast age differences, but, I'm sorry, it just looks wrong. On the other hand, who am I to talk - just a middle-aged spinster sitting on the Clooney boards ALL DAY LONG!!! Now THAT is sad... Embarassed

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Post by sisieq on Sat Jan 08 2011, 23:46

No, its like the radio or TV, we have the forums "on" in the background.

Wink

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Post by melbert on Sat Jan 08 2011, 23:53

OK, I'll go for that!

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Post by lucy on Sun Jan 09 2011, 03:23

Melbert,I'm over 30,so that's toooooo old for him.

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Post by Dexterdidit on Sun Jan 09 2011, 03:26

Oh great now whenever I look at George I'm just going to imagine white pubes! Gross. LOL

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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 09 2011, 04:28

HaHaHa Lucy- yup, way too old!!!!

Hey Dex, we could volunteer to pluck his "white" hairs!!??

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Post by Katiedot on Sun Jan 09 2011, 08:05

What makes you think he doesn't pluck 'em himself?! Apparently it's quite the fashion in some circles for men as well as women to be totally bare. The guys think it makes their package look bigger. super cool

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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 09 2011, 17:23

For some reason Katie, I think he embraces his manhood (no pun intended) and I think he is probably fully hairy. JMHO

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Post by it's me on Sun Jan 09 2011, 19:32

well
I hope so
a man totally bare make me think to a feminine side...
Noooo!

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Post by sandwiches on Fri Mar 04 2011, 20:43

hahahahaha! This thread is awesome!! Sorry to bump up an old thread but man did it make me LOL! The rest of the newbies might enjoy reading it as well.

To continue, why I could be Clooney's g.f.:
- I love sports
- I love motorcycles, and ride my own bike
- I love sushi
- I love beer
- I love travelling
- I love posing for cameras *edited - with my clothes ON so this could go on the other list* Razz

Why I couldn't be Clooney's g.f.:
- I'm over 100 lbs
- I'm over 30
- I'm not a porn star or stripper
- I have way too much pride to be 'happy as the girlfriend of...'
- I'm too cute and do not look like a tranny


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Post by melbert on Fri Mar 04 2011, 21:25

You go girlfriend Sandwiches!!!!!!!! cheers

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Post by lucy on Fri Mar 04 2011, 22:26

Great reasons why you can't be , sandwiches!

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Post by Atalante on Fri Mar 04 2011, 22:42

I couldn't be a ClooneyGirl because I'd always ask him : Are you SURE you are an actor and not a carmechanic ? Basketball

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Post by lucy on Sat Mar 05 2011, 02:35

He's had that look.

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Post by cindigirl on Sat Mar 05 2011, 15:28

Laughing out loud reading these posts. I must admit, I've never thought about the color of his pubic hair or dentures. Call me an idealist, but my conception of him is fully clothed (preferable in a suit). I'd like to keep it at that. More of a protective uncle or friend (with benefits?)

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Post by lucy on Sat Mar 05 2011, 17:35

It wasn't until I saw OOS-Solaris that I began my un-suited visuals,but I've never felt like a protective uncle maybe an un-protective distant cousin!

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Post by sandwiches on Sat Mar 05 2011, 17:44

I'd like him naked, but I'm old enough to not care about the colour of his pubes. Just as long as he has some. Laughing

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Post by cindigirl on Sat Mar 05 2011, 17:46

Lucy "unprotective distant cousin." Hahaha. Just me IMO. I know he's family-oriented.

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Post by melbert on Sat Mar 05 2011, 22:59

Cindigirl, to me it doesn't matter if he's a sharp-dressed man or showing his butt, I'll take him!!

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Post by bellybaby on Sun Mar 06 2011, 17:18

omg, you guys are tooooo funny! I'll put "yes" to all the reasons why I could or couldn't be his girlfriend!!

...and I'd hope he'd have some pubes, too.

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Post by sisieq on Mon Mar 07 2011, 21:07

Very funny, ladies!

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Post by lolo"layla" on Wed Mar 09 2011, 10:04

very nice but clooney fake teeth look o.k and i can't make all those list ,
kudos for u .u already in clooney open house so u r clooney ' women and girls.

it will be scary to be his gf in real cuze he just did put him self in story like fairytales and life is not perfect already!

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Post by lucy on Fri Mar 11 2011, 12:26

Exactly can you imagine what it must be like, the good and the bad! Everything ever said about GC I would bet when choosing a date-gf he takes this into consideration, thats why we see a certain type. Shes got to prefer a certain lifestyle to be tough enough to survive what people opinions of her maybe.

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Post by bellybaby on Fri Mar 11 2011, 12:43

I'm not sure Eli knew what she was getting into when she got into this relationship. It seems to me that she thought everyone would just automatically love her because she was his gf. And in almost every interview since, she's defended herself - "people are jealous", blah, blah, blah. When she had her twitter account, she went off a couple of times, and I wonder if she was so arrogant that she thought she'd actually get away with the Aniston remark/retweet. Like she was untouchable or something. When rumors start, she gets naked somewhere, pics are taken, and then she goes back to - or convinces herself - that it's all because we're so damn jealous of her. Unfortunately for her, or any of his past or future gf's - is that they are going to be scrutinized even more, because they are George's gf. Funny thing is, George has never defended her, against anything. Nor has he ever defended their relationship. Nunchucks

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Post by Katiedot on Fri Mar 11 2011, 14:12

He's never defended any of his girlfriends (except Celine) or even talked about being in a relationship let alone defended one. Naked pictures of Sarah Larson come out and not a word from him.

Lisa Snowdon probably tried the hardest to get a public reaction out of him with her fake engagement ring act, and the stories that when she was hospitalised for appendicitis that he dropped everything to rush to the hospital to be with her when in fact he didn't bother visit her at all.

I think if we ever hear him talk about a girlfriend then that'll be the clue that there's something serious going on.

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Post by lucy on Fri Mar 11 2011, 22:05

Bellybaby that seems so true since SL every gf-date they get alot more media- internet attention than in the past. Unless I just wasn't paying attention back during the Lisa-Krista years.

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Post by melbert on Sun Mar 13 2011, 01:04

Since he's denied ever being with Krista, any picture snapped was not planned I'm sure. With Lisa, I think that most of the snapped pics were at premieres, etc. I remember a few bike rides and some pics from Como, but not the media blitz that he's had with Sarah and Elisabetta.

As for defending any of them, I only recall the one incident where he supposedly received that phone call about "dumping Sarah" and he supposedly hired someone to investigate it. Never heard the outcome with that. And about making a statement about having a "girlfriend", when some overly excited fan at one of his premieres wanted a kiss, I think he said something like "I don't think my girlfriend would like that".

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Post by lucy on Sun Mar 13 2011, 15:43

Having a girlfriend is a good excuse with the added benefit he can say no without offending a fan.I think George must be tired of women propositioning him.

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Post by melbert on Sun Mar 13 2011, 21:55

I disagree Lucy. I think that George THRIVES on women propositioning him!!!!

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Post by Katiedot on Sun Mar 13 2011, 23:33

The right kind of women, yes. But the endless having to be the saviour of every woman who comes his way and sees him as her meal ticket must be wearing.

I'd forgotten that he had called her his girlfriend in that video clip and yep, I totally agree that was an excuse he used to get out of kissing the girl because if he started with one fan, he'd have had to kiss the entire crowd!

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Post by melbert on Mon Mar 14 2011, 01:28

But, I think that George enjoys that "power" of him being able to "help" all these girls along (and with any benefits that HE may receive). I don't think he probably appreciates the "meal ticket" thing going on forever though.

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Post by lucy on Mon Mar 14 2011, 01:32

Yes help women that he is attracted to, but strangers coming onto him, giving him their numbers and other things,that must get old after what almost 30 years?

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Post by melbert on Mon Mar 14 2011, 01:43

Is that why he's not calling me Lucy?

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