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Post by Joanna on Sat 12 May 2012, 18:46

pattygirl.......also have a look at The White Hotel by D M Thomas.
A very interesting book.
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Post by pattygirl on Sat 12 May 2012, 20:27

im, it really only looked that way. Really is a fantastic love story. Don't know how else to explain it. Yes there is some SM in the beginning but not for long.
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Post by pattygirl on Sat 12 May 2012, 20:33

Joanna, it's not an e-book so I guess I'll have to wait (or not read it at all). Thanks for the recommendation though.
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Post by pattygirl on Sat 12 May 2012, 22:04

Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* IMHO - Is My Hearing Aid On?
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Cannot get Up! * TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kickingin!)
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Post by melbert on Sat 12 May 2012, 22:41

PattyGirl! You forgot the warning!!!! I spit coffee all over my screen. At least I didn't pee!
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Post by it's me on Sat 12 May 2012, 23:39

nice!!!! thanks Pattyg!
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Post by Joanna on Sun 13 May 2012, 00:01

Pudsy & Asleigh WON Britain's Got Talent Yahooooo

If you watch closely on full screen you'll see Pudsy standing
on her feet as she walks forward....Amazing !

She's now £500,000 better off





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Post by it's me on Sun 13 May 2012, 00:11

ma dai! Very Happy
cheers bravissimi!!!! cheers
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Post by Joanna on Sun 13 May 2012, 00:32

pattygirl wrote:Joanna, it's not an e-book so I guess I'll have to wait (or not read it at all). Thanks for the recommendation though.


Yes I know and that's a pain.....I read it in the 70's, all in one sitting and was amazed
that I "got it" then !

I really want to read it again now to recap that experience, but have got
so used to my Kindle ! I may have to resort to buying the paperback.
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Post by it's me on Sun 13 May 2012, 00:34

JO!
is this his Gravity suit? Very Happy
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Post by lucy on Sun 13 May 2012, 03:47

Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers! Hope all of you get to do something for yourself or someone does something for you. Have a relaxing day.
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Re: MAY Chit Chat

Post by LornaDoone on Sun 13 May 2012, 04:18

I've got a friend who has been telling me to read 50 Shades of Grey but I've just have too many other books in the pipeline to get to that one. Plus I'm just not sure if I want to read anything with S&M in it. I realize some people are into that but I just find it so opposite of what I think sex should entail that it doesn't seem to interest me too much.
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Post by pattygirl on Sun 13 May 2012, 06:03

LD, S&M is really not covered much, just some rough sex with plenty of descriptive prose. I'm not an S&M person either, but there's really so little of it that takes place.
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Post by pattygirl on Sun 13 May 2012, 06:08

Happy Mother's Day to all my COH friends. Hope you have the best.

My son, daughter-in-law and grandson came over Saturday and I had a wonderful time. They brought me plants for my garden and my daughter-in-law and grandson planted them. My son made us dinner, brought everything with them and he did it all. Had a delicious dinner, tomato & mozzerella & basil appetizer, grilled vegetables, grilled salmon and potato salad. He even made me margaritas. Ice cream sundae for dessert. How's that for starters for Mothers Day.
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Post by lucy on Sun 13 May 2012, 12:44

Pattygirl sounds wonderful, it's so nice to not have to cook for others on Mothers Day. My kids are taking me to brunch at The Cheesecake Factory, never been but I'm planning to enjoy all.
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Post by silly girl on Sun 13 May 2012, 12:52

Happy Mother's Day to all in the COH who are Moms.....you deserve to be pampered today ~ enjoy! Give Flowers

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Post by it's me on Sun 13 May 2012, 13:12

lip smack sure!!!! Give Flowers2
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Post by pattygirl on Sun 13 May 2012, 13:56

Lucy, Cheesecake Factory is fun. The food is very good. Have a wonderful time and Happy Mothers Day.
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Post by cindigirl on Sun 13 May 2012, 14:26

Happy Mothers Day to all. I hope you get to do something fun. My son and daughter are coming over today with their families and we're going to an Asian restaurant for dinner (my son's idea, not mine). I'm going to think positive about this experience. LOL

Patty, the dinner your son prepared for you yesterday sounds delicious. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Post by Maggy on Sun 13 May 2012, 17:36

Happy Mother's Day!!

Hope you lovely ladies have a wonderful time!!
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Post by playfuldeb on Sun 13 May 2012, 20:17

Happy Mothers Day to all the beautiful women, and amazing forum buddies, on this forum
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Re: MAY Chit Chat

Post by it's me on Sun 13 May 2012, 21:16

here we are
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Re: MAY Chit Chat

Post by Joanna on Sun 13 May 2012, 21:21

2008 my favourite...Duckies ! Thumbs up!
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Re: MAY Chit Chat

Post by Joanna on Sun 13 May 2012, 23:25

A mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Maxwell House”.
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen
and got out the Maxwell House jar.
It said, “good ‘till the last drop”.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after
the wedding, and the card read:
“Benson & Hedges”.
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes,
she read from the B & H pack:
“Extra Long. King Size”.
She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy
for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean.
Mom waited for a week nothing.
Another week went by and still nothing.
Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it shaky words: “British Airways”.

Mom took out her latest Harper Bazaar magazine,
flipped through the pages, fearing the worst and finally
found the ad for the airline.

The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week,
both ways”.

Mom fainted.
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Post by Joanna on Sun 13 May 2012, 23:31

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said,
"There's nothing wrong with the way you
have intercourse," and charged them £50.

This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse
with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you
trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges £90.
The Hilton charges £108.
We do it here for £50.....
and I get £43 back from BUPA."
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Post by playfuldeb on Mon 14 May 2012, 07:13

Husband: Oh, come on.

Wife: Leave me alone!

Husband: It won't take long.

Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Husband: I can't sleep without it.

Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Husband: Because I'm Hot.

Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.

Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Husband: You don't love me anymore.

Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Husband: Please...come on

Wife: Alright, I'll do it.

Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Wife: There! Are you satisfied?

Husband: Oh, yes.

Wife: Is it up far enough?

Husband: Oh, that's good.

Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
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Post by Joanna on Mon 14 May 2012, 11:24

LOL playful !
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 14 May 2012, 22:59



Had a wonderful Mother's Day weekend, eating at Mallorca in Cleveland (Portugese restaurant) and seeing Jim Gaffigan live in Playhouse Square.

A belated Happy Mother's Day to all my buds here on COH! A little something for your enjoyment....
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Post by cindigirl on Mon 14 May 2012, 23:32

I've seen this video before and I still LOVE it. Lakin, thanks so much for posting. I'm sure a lot of us will get some laughs. I know it made me laugh, mainly because it's so true.

If I was able to I'd give you a green for this. lip smack
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Post by it's me on Mon 14 May 2012, 23:42

bellissimo! grazie!! Very Happy
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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 15 May 2012, 13:48

pattygirl wrote:Hi guys!
Been off line since early Wed. am and just spent the past 2 hrs. doing catchup. Nothing wrong with my computer. Just took a breather. Didn't watch TV, listen to radio or read newspapers either. Didn't even open my mail.
Want to know what I was doing? I started to read "50 Shades of Grey" and couldn't put it down. Read till I finished book at 2 am.
Thur. I read the second book, and yesterday I read the 3rd.
Last books that I couldn't put down was the Harry Potter Series.
E. L. James is some writer. I am a visual reader, I see what I read and I somehow put faces to the characters.
Well, these books were a visual delight and there are no pictures, honest. I'll tell you this, though, I needed many cold showers.
The main male character is Christian Grey and although he is only 28 in the book, he was GTC in my vision.
There has been talk of making it into a film, but I think that even in these very decadent times, there is not way to do it justice, it is just too, too erotic, dirty and sexual. Even porn is not this good. It really is lipsmacking good. Totally a sex feast. I want to go back and read it again. Maybe I will, more slowly this time, savor it more. Kinda glad there's no man in my life, don't know how one could equal CG.

(sigh) (sigh) (sigh.

Oh pattygirl!!!! Thanks for the book report! I've got the books on order through the library where I work and am SOOOOO looking forward to reading them. That's quite a statement that you didn't watch TV, get on your computer or open your mail!!! Really heightens my anticipation! Thanks!
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Post by cindigirl on Tue 15 May 2012, 15:45

A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just helped him cry.'

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An eye witness account from New York City , on a cold day in December, some years ago: A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing in front of a shoe store, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. A lady approached the young boy and said,'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!' 'I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes,' was the boy's reply. The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly
brought them to her. She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel. By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes. She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him.. She patted him on the head and said, 'No doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her.

'Are you God's wife?'

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 15 May 2012, 15:48

Oh cindigirl - that made me cry, it was so moving.
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Post by it's me on Tue 15 May 2012, 17:31

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Post by MyGirlKylie on Wed 16 May 2012, 22:22

Hope you ladies had a wonderful Mothers Day. Give Flowers2

I've been MIA. I'm just getting back to normal (whatever that is). The kiddo had a stomach bug late last week then I had a head cold over the weekend. Everyone is better now and I've been busy with end of school year field trips. We are going on another one tomorrow. Oh puh-lease! God help me, I don't have the patience for all those kids. lol
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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 16 May 2012, 22:25

Well, welcome back, deb! Missed ya' and glad things are getting back to normal.
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Post by playfuldeb on Wed 16 May 2012, 22:58

Thanks Lakin!! Im not sure I know what normal is anymore! I just took on another job with another company so that makes 4 jobs. Trying to save money so I can move out of LA because it is so expensive to live here, and yet there are more job opportunities in LA. Kinda an oxy-moron !!
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Post by Lakin460 on Sat 19 May 2012, 21:35

Hey MyGirlKylie....you watching the Preakness? It's run in Baltimore, but would be surprised if Stacy's there!
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Post by Lakin460 on Sat 19 May 2012, 21:55

Lakin460 wrote:Hey MyGirlKylie....you watching the Preakness? It's run in Baltimore, but would be surprised if Stacy's there!

Man! They know how to party in Balitmore! Maroon 5 is playing live in the infield! Looks like fun!
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Post by MyGirlKylie on Sun 20 May 2012, 22:04

I watched a little bit of it. I'm getting excited now for the Belmont. Would be nice to have a Triple Crown winner since its been so long. It's the longest and most difficult of the three races though.
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 20 May 2012, 23:50

Yep, be a real treat to have a triple crown winner again! Bodemeister may make a comeback, but my bet's on I'll Have Another!!!!!
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 20 May 2012, 23:55

Wow, it's been 34 years since the last triple crown winner....gee, didn't know it was that long ago...Affirmed won it in 1978. Before that, Seatle Slew in '77. Little trivia for horse lovers.
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Post by MyGirlKylie on Mon 21 May 2012, 13:38

I knew it had been a while. It seems like the horse industry has gone the same way as everything else, quantity ($$$) over quality. They just don't make 'em like they used too. Wink
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Post by Joanna on Mon 21 May 2012, 15:34

New James Bond Trailer
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Post by melbert on Mon 21 May 2012, 15:39

I've never in my life watched a full James Bond movie. But THIS looks good!
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Post by cindigirl on Mon 21 May 2012, 15:52

Joanna - your new avatar is interesting. This is the picture of G that my son whips out to show me how goofy G is and also to PROVE he's gay. LOL He says after all what real guy would pose like that. He and my son-in-law just love to tease me.

Sorry everybody about my outburst on the torture scene in Syriana yesterday. I wasn't feeling well and it really upset me.
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 21 May 2012, 17:52

melbert wrote:I've never in my life watched a full James Bond movie. But THIS looks good!

You're kidding!!!! Not even when Sean Connery was Bond?
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Post by melbert on Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53

You don't need to apologize CindiGirl! Alot of people have had similar reactions to that scene as well as other scenes in other movies. I hope you are feeling better!!!!
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Post by melbert on Mon 21 May 2012, 17:54

Lakin460 wrote:
melbert wrote:I've never in my life watched a full James Bond movie. But THIS looks good!
You're kidding!!!! Not even when Sean Connery was Bond?
Nope, not kidding. I've seen bits and pieces, but never got in to them.
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 21 May 2012, 17:55

cindigirl wrote:Joanna - your new avatar is interesting. This is the picture of G that my son whips out to show me how goofy G is and also to PROVE he's gay. LOL He says after all what real guy would pose like that. He and my son-in-law just love to tease me.

Sorry everybody about my outburst on the torture scene in Syriana yesterday. I wasn't feeling well and it really upset me.

That picture of G just reinforces that he's really a kid at heart, IMO.

No need to apologize, Cindi....it's ok. Hope today you're feeling better. Hug1
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