George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body

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HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler were recently seen having a great time at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in Hollywood.

The couple had gone to see a good friend of Clooney's stand up comic Zydeco Dupree. The Louisiana native is also a roving reporter for iRumors so he is well know to most of Tinsel Town's A-List celebrities.

After Dupree finished his 21-minute comedy routine the trio drove down to Redondo Beach to The Enchanted Enchilada Mexican Restaurant which is Keibler's favorite.

The 5-foot-10-inch tall beauty ordered the Tilapia Tacos, Clooney asked for the Enchiladas Alfredo with a side order of Jalapeño McNuggets. And Dupree decided to go with the Pancho Villa Bandit-Sized, Seven Ingredient Burrito.

And the trio's beverage of choice was a pitcher of the restaurant's own signature beer Enchanted Enchilada Light.

Stacy, 32, remarked that she has been drinking 'Double E' as she calls it ever since her professional wrestling days.

The 50-year-old Clooney turned to Zydeco and whispered that he usually drinks Lowenbrau but he will drink whatever it takes to keep his deliciously stunning, sexy babe happy.

Dupree grinned and remarked, "I hear ya bro" as he gave Clooney a fist bump.

Keibler said that she had to go visit the little girls room. As she turned and started walking away Dupree's eyes lingered on her a little too long and Clooney told him to be careful because he did not want him giving her the evil eye and causing her to trip.

Dupree smiled and responded by saying, "I hear dat brutha" as he gave George a high five.

George then told him that in his life he has had some fantastic girlfriends like Elisabeth Canalis, Teri Hatcher, and Krista Allen.

"Wow!" Intoned Dupree.

"Exactly." Commented Clooney, "But Zy, I have never ever had a woman who can make me happier all over quicker than my Stacy. The woman can make me laugh quicker than any female comedian. And she caters to my every need. I mean if I want a tuna fish sandwich at 3 a.m. she will get out of bed, go down to the kitchen, and make it for me. I am the luckiest man in America."

Zydeco smiled and asked, "Even luckier than Hugh Hefner?"

"My Lake Charles friend, Hef's a lightweight. He hasn't got a girl in his entire Playboy Mansion who could hold a Mia Bella Gourmet Candle to my Stacy."

George took a bite out of his Enchiladas Alfredo and a sip from his glass of beer. He then added that he has personally dated at least two dozen Playboy Playmates with fantastic bodies but that not a one; not a single one has a body that compares to Stacy's perfect 'pin-up body.

"Hey Zy, is that a tear in your eye buddy?"

"Ah...no...George I think it must be my allergies acting up."

And with that Zydeco excused himself saying that he had to hurry up and get to the airport to catch a plane to Louisiana.

SIDENOTE: Stacy will soon begin filming on the Bellanino Terrabini motion picture Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story.

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