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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:49

@Lakin460 wrote:cozy up inside for with a glass of wine and a good book or movie

or

go outside and see if you can add 'lightening rod' to your resume

What two things can you do with a lightening rod on a sunny day?



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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:54

Put a broom head on it, shove it up someone's a.r.s.e
and tell them to sweep up the charred bits from a lightening strike.
or
Stick it in the front lawn and practise pole dancing on it


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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:17

stop pole dancing in your front yard and they'll leave

or

call up all of your lecher-loving female friends and have one helluva party

What can you with 2 police cars in front of your house with warrants for disturbing the peace?
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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:22

Let all the tyres down
or
Sit in them and let off the sirens

No cops there... so OK ? lol!


What can you do with a headache from
too much siren noise all night ?




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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:25

good night, Jo!

take a couple tylenol

or

use it as an excuse to deny your hubbie a night of canoodling.

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Post by melbert on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:24

save it for the second chance draw
or
rip the shit out of it cuz' you lost!!!!!

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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 00:49

mop the floor

or

run off some trolls

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Post by Joanna on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 01:19

Leave it for a puppy to discover and watch her pull it
to bits all over the house and be happy that she's happy,
despite the mess
or
write messages on each sheet saying you're a prisoner in your own home and throw one sheet out of an upstairs window
every 15 minutes


What 2 things can you do with smashed in front door ?
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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 08:57

throw it in the trash after you replace it
fix it

what two things can you do with a garden hose besides watering grass or plants?
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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:08

siphon gasoline out of your neighbors cars

run it up a pole, turn the water on and use it as a sprinkler for children to run and play under

What two things can you do with a ladder, other than using it to climb up?
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Post by Joanna on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:15

Climb down !
or
use it as a bridge across a babbling brook
so that a chicken can get to the other side
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Post by melbert on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 02:47

and what 2 things next Joanna? CRS??? haha
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Post by Joanna on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:34

@melbert wrote:and what 2 things next Joanna? CRS??? haha


Can't you see it then ??? Oh dear mel affraid

I'll write it again just for you flower


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Post by Maggy on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38

Drool over the weekend (forever) Laughing

Hate myself for not having him jocolor

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Post by Joanna on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:12

If sunbathing, tell him to get out of the way
as he's keeping the sun off you !
or
If not sunbathing.... well shame on you if you really need
to ask for ideas Maggy !! lol!
....and don't forget.... gotpics



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Post by Maggy on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:58

Make paper copies of them and paste them to the
ceiling of my bedroom
or
print all 40 pictures into 40 tee shirts

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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:05

well, shame on you if you really need to ask

or

spend hours listening to him tell fascinating stories about his life and the people he's met along the way (sigh - he's such a good storyteller!)

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Post by Joanna on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:11

Get him to build a boat (experience...Perfect Storm)
or
Get him to build a plane (experience....Up in the Air)


What 2 songs would you sing to George on a desert island
to inspire him in his manual work ?
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:18

If We Ever Get Out of Here by Paul McCartney and Wings

or

Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw by Jimmy Buffett

What 2 songs would YOU sing to him to inspire him in his manual labor?
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Post by Maggy on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:29

I Touch Myself by Divinyls

You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker

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to convince him to in bed with you?
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:37

"I'm a virgin"

or

"I'm a professional hooker"

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Post by it's me on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:51

fruits
some (?) eggs

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about you?
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Post by Maggy on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:13

I'm his soul mate

I'm his fountain of youth

what two things would you give George to take on his travels
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:47

a promise to keep the paps away

my cell number

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Post by playfuldeb on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:14

use is in a photography shoot

search for old artifacts about the mansions history


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(besides this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOXMoOQ-LB0)?
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Post by Joanna on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:15

Grind it and mix with fresh ground coffee to make it go further
or
Collect them for nature tables in primary schools


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Post by playfuldeb on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:20

use them in a costume at halloween

use them as an outdoor table decoration as the "conversation" piece


two things you can do with pine cones
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Post by Joanna on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:28

Spray them Gold or Silver for Christmas decorations
or
Use them as firelighters in the winter for starting a good real fire
(Cruel really)

What 2 things can you do with a group of 6 salespersons
at the front door ?




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Post by playfuldeb on Mon 16 Apr 2012, 09:36

start talking about religion so they'll go away
tell them you have the flu and everybody's catching it so they'll go away

what two things can you do with an eyelash curler?
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Post by Joanna on Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:14

curl George's eye lashes
or
make ringlets in his pubic hair


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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:07

launch a rubber ducky flotilla at your local park's lake

hang them in your tree in your front yard for National Rubber Ducky Day

What two things can you do with one flipflop?
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Post by Joanna on Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:10

play frisbee with your dog on NRDD
or
use it as a fly swat on your NRDD picnic

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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:19

This little game feels unloved Tears of frustration Tears of frustration


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Post by melbert on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:20

rev it up
or
bury it

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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:14

use it for a makeshift planter

or

pound a design al around it with a nail and put a candle in it and use it as a luminary

What two things can you do with a stretched out rubber band?
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:22

Send it flying around the room
or
Fasten it around a bundle of hot steamy love letters
found in a cupboard


What 2 things can you do with a bundle of hot steamy love letters ?




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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:46

oh honey, hang with me! I'm a veritable wordsmith!

Humble, too! lol!

Oh my, hot steamy love letters -

well, compile them in a book and dedicate it as a memoir to the greatest love story of your life

or

use them to start a fire in the hearth.

what two things can you do with leftover cooked macaroni noodles (no sauce)
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:40

Make a collage with it and fix to the wall
or
Feed it to the squirrels

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Post by melbert on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:44

stick it in your pocket and run down the hall
or
feed it to the squirrels

what 2 things can you do with your neighbors who shoots bbs at your squirrels?
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:52

Push stale smelly macaroni noodles through their letter box, daily
AND
Report them to animal welfare and police and TV news room and
EVERYBODY !

ps....wot's bbs ???


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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:53

I'm loosing it now....is it showing ????



I got flood !
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Post by melbert on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:58

put your feet in them
or
play tug with the doggy

What 2 things can you do with oranges?

Joanna, BBs are used in an air gun - little pellets. They usually don't kill like bullets do, but can still cause damage.
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Post by Maggy on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 00:19

Cut them in halves
Or
Cut them in wedges

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Post by Joanna on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 00:31

Slap Maggy with it Mopping up the mess
or
Use it instead of pistols at dawn AK47


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Post by Maggy on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 01:42

Bring it on, sista lol!
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Post by playfuldeb on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 02:54

I can ride a bike and chew gum at the same time

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Post by melbert on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:00

use it as a drum for your grandkids
or
store valuable jewels in it

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 24 Apr 2012, 01:24

give your Chinese crested hairless dog a new look

or

wear it yourself and look like a total dweeb from the 70s

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Post by melbert on Tue 24 Apr 2012, 01:51

wear it like I still do
or
throw it out


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Lakin, you look like Katie now!!!!
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Post by playfuldeb on Tue 24 Apr 2012, 04:51

string the popcorn to make a garland to use on the Christmas tree

use it for a child's craft object, such as a collage

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