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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 02 Apr 2012, 19:17

You and 24 of your friends ride in them over Niagara Falls
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start your own microbrewery

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Post by Joanna on Mon 02 Apr 2012, 20:05

Mix into compost for house plants
or
Make Mouldy Books Soup


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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 02 Apr 2012, 20:52

start harvesting penicillin
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glue on eyes and start working as a PR sock puppet for GC

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Post by Joanna on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 12:59

Make it into a hanging basket for plants
or
Make it into a pair of espadrilles, as per Joanna Lumley
on her desert island.


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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 13:27

Cut 'em in half and make 2 bras to be worn with 2 grass hula skirts so two dancers can celebrate on Joanna Lumley's desert island.

or

make 2 coconut cream pies

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Post by Joanna on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 15:06

Drop him off onto the island with JL & the Hula dancers
to have a party
or
Make him walk the plank


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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 15:15

show him off on your social network so eveyone will think you're 'in like flint' with GC
or
snuggle up next to him and shut the f@$k up!

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Post by Joanna on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 18:04

Enjoy everything you can get from him for as long as you can and remain friends forever.
or
Introduce him to your 6 Hard Brothers on a dark night,
in a dark alley,
where there's no mobile phone signal....
and book the church lol!



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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 18:21

Make a video and post it on Youtube. It will go viral and you will be famous and be invited to the Today Show with Matt Lauer, at which point the drop dead gorgeous bachelor will take notice of you for your amazing film skills and entreprenuer spirit and decide he wants to marry you

Or

scold them all for being a bunch of worthless pussies who can't even subdue one drop dead gorgeous confirmed bachelor and get him to the altar. Wedding

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Post by Joanna on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 18:32

Thumbs up! lol! 460


Hold a Silent Auction to raise funds for the treatment of
6 Hard Brothers suffering from severe PTS Syndrome, Depression
and Agoraphobia
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Invite everyone to come to an all night Prayer Meeting for
one DDGCB.... that he may see the light... and stay Unmarried !


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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 18:41

LOLOL you're funny Joanna

1) EAT IT with a glass of fine Cabernet

or

2) give it to Lakin, who has never eaten a steak & kidney crusty pastry pie! (I vote for the second option. I'll even provide my own wine!) Very Happy


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Post by Joanna on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 19:58

I'll post you one then 460...you'll be safe..
.....it won't be one I've made !


Just put your knickers on the wall and dance round them.
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Invite all the neighbours round for a Nudist Wine Party in the rain.


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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 20:33

put it ina bastket & set in your neighbor's yard by her clothesline and let her think she forgot to hang it out, in which case she does

or

tell your husband if he'll throw the washing in the dryer, you'll make it worth his effort!

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Post by Joanna on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 20:58

Cry and drip all over his favourite things
or
Sob in front of his relations..... saying over & over "Why" "Why"
"WHY"


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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 04 Apr 2012, 10:44

incorporate it into foreplay (you know what I mean...)

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use it as bait and start your own ant colony



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Post by Joanna on Wed 04 Apr 2012, 12:30

Tell them to join a circus
or
Get them a TV contract
(We have a couple of TV entertainers/presenters
known as Ant & Dec)


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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 04 Apr 2012, 14:11

(ugh!) let it shake off real good in the presence of your mother in law

or

take off your shoes and take your dog back outside and play in the rain with him (or her)

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Post by Joanna on Wed 04 Apr 2012, 22:11

Make it last two days..... and then call a radio phone in programme to boast about it
or
Chobble it up in 5 minutes....then follow above guidelines


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Post by Maggy on Wed 04 Apr 2012, 22:30

Ignore them
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pour hot coffee on their lap Twisted Evil

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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 04 Apr 2012, 22:45

tickle the toes of gnomes and trolls

or

turn your Barbie doll into Lady Godiva

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Post by Joanna on Wed 04 Apr 2012, 23:13

Leave them for five years as per Quentin Crisp's comment...
"dust doesn't get any more after five years"
or
Get the Little House Maids in to do a blitz on them before Easter

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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 05 Apr 2012, 13:42

give 'em to 11 of your friends, keep one for yourself

or

find the chocolate hen that laid them and plan your retirement

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Post by Joanna on Thu 05 Apr 2012, 20:50

Put a Blue or Patterned plaster on the broken bit and start a new trend when wearing them
or
Fix just the lenses across your eyes with transparent tape
to wear as a new style of monocle

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Post by Maggy on Thu 05 Apr 2012, 21:16

Not cook and sleep all day
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Not cook and sleep all day

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Post by melbert on Fri 06 Apr 2012, 03:24

ride UP
or
ride DOWN
then repeat many times over - wwwweeeeeeeeeee

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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 06 Apr 2012, 04:04

elevate your mood with an amazing endorphin rush

or

eat it and ward off hypothermia if you're in Antartica

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Post by Joanna on Fri 06 Apr 2012, 17:35

Hide it for an Egg hunt
or
Soft boil it for Eggie-Soldiers....unless it's a choccie egg lol!
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Post by melbert on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 17:13

Joanna, you forgot the next What 2 things...
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Post by Joanna on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 17:54

oopsie CRS again !


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Post by melbert on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 22:29

put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner
or
love her cuz' she's just like the rest of us!!!! flower

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Post by Joanna on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 22:40

Wear them with 6" high heeled shoes and short skirt and strut around the neighbourhood giving Chocolate Eggs away Juggling
or
Attached red & green fabric Reindeers to them and hang them
up for Santa to fill with gold nuggets on Christmas Eve rendeer

(less than 9 month's away) santa
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Post by Joanna on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 22:43

oopsie CRS yet again......


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Post by melbert on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 02:58

Gimp to the nearest ER with your broken ankle
or
break off the other heel and have a pair of flats

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Post by playfuldeb on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 03:01

melt it and dip strawberries in it

eat the other half


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Post by Joanna on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 20:52

"Symptoms of isopropyl alcohol poisoning include flushing, headache, dizziness, central nervous system depression, nausea, vomiting, anesthesia, and coma" * Thanks wikie.... lol!

So....avoid it like the plague
or
Give it to a welder.... to clean his tools with *


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Post by melbert on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 21:53

book a flight and hope she has some left when I get there
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tell Merlin to "STEP AWAY FROM THE CHOCOLATE"

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Post by Joanna on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 23:19

A lot or a little ???

Make meals for a fortnight
or
Make one sandwich for a Tuesday


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Post by melbert on Mon 09 Apr 2012, 03:27

Know the time twice a day for 3 different times
or
FIX THEM!!!!

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Post by playfuldeb on Mon 09 Apr 2012, 05:31

hehe, what eggs?

two things you can do with an old kitchen towel
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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Apr 2012, 13:00

Put it on the wall and dance round it
or
Auction on Ebay, saying it belonged to Prince Einstein

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 10 Apr 2012, 02:01

fly far, far away

or

put Stacy Keibler in it and fly HER far, far away

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Post by playfuldeb on Tue 10 Apr 2012, 02:40

use it as a candlestick (yep, I was a hippie)

recycle it

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Post by it's me on Tue 10 Apr 2012, 09:59

dunno
bec I'm now dealing with a broken monitor
AND THIS IS blowup blowup blowup blowup blowup blowup


well
guess the answer would be
throw it away
and thow it away... badcomputer


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Post by Joanna on Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:20

First, Count Blessings for another Day of Freedom & Safety
or
After that, go to bed to recover


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mine.... Cheerleader had a Greetings email from GTC too !
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Post by melbert on Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:03

ENJOY IT!!!!
or
crop it up as just another day in Paradise

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:03

mail a piece to all friends on COH

eat it all, gain 5 pounds and shorten your life span (remember , sugar is toxic!)

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Post by it's me on Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:09

Joanna wrote:First, Count Blessings for another Day of Freedom & Safety
or
After that, go to bed to recover


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mine.... Cheerleader had a Greetings email from GTC too !

an email only!?
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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:57

Use it as a door stop indoors
or
Strap it to your tum, under clothing, to pretend to be preggars....
then DEMAND a seat on a bus instead of standing.

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Post by melbert on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:43

Be a Pied Piper for ants leaving a trail of sugar
or
tell everyone your cocaine is spilling

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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:45

cozy up inside for with a glass of wine and a good book or movie

or

go outside and see if you can add 'lightening rod' to your resume

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