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Post by Joanna on Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:56

Katie, is it OK to start a New Game ? Just delete it if you're not happy about it.


TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH......

Someone names an object (or even, for fun, a person ! )
and the next person
states 2 things that can be done with it.

Then names an object for the next person

Eg:
A cardboard box 3ft x 3ft square

Wrap a large gift in it.
Let a cat play in it.


Do you want to try it ?


Bottle of Scented Room Spray

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Post by Katiedot on Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:04

Sure, happy to play. I assume we're supposed to come up with not so obvious things, right?

1. You could spray people with it, then thump their shoulders a couple of times and call it a hit and run aromatherapy massage.

2. Or, you could hold a cigarette lighter in front of it and use it as a flamethrower against ghoulies that have flower allergies.

A half ton lorry loaded with pig shit.
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Post by Joanna on Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:20

Thanks Katie, anything goes and you've set the standard !
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Post by Katiedot on Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:42

I like to set low standards! Seesaw of good and e
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Post by Joanna on Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:56

"I believe you, Thousands wouldn't"

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Post by Joanna on Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:59

any way...
....lorry load of pig shit

1. Dump it on the Prize Cabbages in a nasty neighbours garden

or

2, Have it delivered to an MP's second home, which is paid for
by Tax Payers


CRS I didn't add another object oopsie


A large bowl of 12 beaten eggs


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Post by melbert on Fri 20 Jan 2012, 03:15

1. Make a REALLY big omelet

or

2. Pour it out into everyone's slippers before they wake in the morning.


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Post by it's me on Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:39

have him as private reader (newspapers, internet, books, instructions manuals, medicines dosage papers, recipes and so on)
so: my eyes

or

the one who shows me
how the world
is


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Post by Joanna on Fri 20 Jan 2012, 16:51

Put you in a Big Red Bag and Send you Across the Sea
to meet GTC

or

Find you a lovely friendly puppy from a Dog Rescue Centre
to live with you

2 things to do with....

A private jet plane, coloured Pink
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Post by it's me on Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:25

colour it blue
put in it the before mentioned big (why big? Oi, you! ) red bag Razz

(nice Jo, thanks! Hug1 )


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Post by Clear As Mud on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 16:53

Pot of gold, eh?

1. Go buy that leprechaun a beer to thank him for leading me to it
2. Have my picture taken standing next to it, and wait for someone else to find it.
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Post by Clear As Mud on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 16:58

Forgot to name the next thing!

OK: What to do with an unoccupied running car, full tank of gas, available for you to use?
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Post by Joanna on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:43

Switch the engine off to save the planet
or
sit inside with engine running and heater on to keep warm
until owner arrives

(Too old for joy riding!)


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Post by Cinderella on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 22:54

Hope that the rest comes with it...??? santa
Eat a pear and watch the game

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Post by it's me on Sun 22 Jan 2012, 00:49

draw the shadow on a sheet of paper Very Happy

buy another pencil
coloured one

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Post by Katiedot on Sun 22 Jan 2012, 04:49

1. Make an extremely tough beef stew
2. Turn it into an inexpensive rabbit home with a week's supply of food!

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Post by melbert on Sun 22 Jan 2012, 05:21

1. Keep them as Easter is right around the corner!

2. Melt them for a chocolate fondue.


What two things can you do with your Income Tax Return????
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Post by it's me on Sun 22 Jan 2012, 12:48

you mean money in return?

a trip to GT house Very Happy
and
a trip to GT house Wink


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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:16

Stick them on the wall and throw darts at them
or
Use them for scraping ice off the wind screen window

What 2 things can you do with a tumble drier ?
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Post by melbert on Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:37

1. Put your little sister in it and watch her tumble.

2. Dry your paper plates.


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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:55

Breed slugs in it
or
make a juicy meat & salad sandwich

What 2 things can you do with a 6ft pole ?
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Post by it's me on Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:23

ohOH!

look at George pole dancing Razz
use it as nail for memo


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Post by Cinderella on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 00:00

Send it to a friend empty OR
Pack it full of confetti

What 2 things can you do with gloves.

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Post by it's me on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 00:08

rubber kind?
nailed to the wall, gives place for five long stem flowers

kind of



wool ones?
for snowman cold hands

2 things you can you do
with a broken pc
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Post by melbert on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 01:42

1. Chuck it out the window

2. Use it as a plant holder

what 2 things you can do with day old coffee
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Post by it's me on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 07:53

make drinking the above plant
spread to the wall (pretending to be a fine artist)

what 2 things you can do with old corks
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Post by Joanna on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:38

Hang them on string round the brim of your large sun hat
to keep flies away, as in OZ
or
Put them on the tips of canes in the garden to prevent them poking your eye out when weeding

What 2 things can you do with cracked mugs which are
too pretty to throw away
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Post by Cinderella on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 14:33

Use them for plants
Break them up and make glass tiles

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Post by Joanna on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 14:38

Introduce them all to each other, get them drunk and then
play Truth or Dare
and then
Stand them in a wheat field as Scarecrows !

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Post by Cinderella on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 14:48

Watch it with interest.
Gain pounds if taken daily!

What 2 things can you do with a spital?
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Post by Joanna on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 14:50

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YUK AK47
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Post by Cinderella on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:13

FYI - Here's a couple of definitions for Spital:
A hospital for the poor OR a wayside shelter.
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Post by Joanna on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:37

Oh right...my imagination went elsewhere and I felt Vomit 1
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Post by it's me on Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:58

well
make room for wayside people

or Spital, Placename
take a vaca


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Post by playfuldeb on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 04:10

fill it and sit on it

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Post by Katiedot on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 04:36

1. Convert it into a spital for poor fairies who have no other place to go.
2. It's bottom spanking time!

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Post by zizi on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 04:45

1. drink it
2. pour down the drain

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Post by playfuldeb on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 06:10

love him
brush him

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Post by Joanna on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:20

Good avatar playfuldeb. B/W Rocks !

Fill it with Vodka and squirt it down GTC's throat
or
Fill it with water and squirt it at cats doing poos in your garden

Two things you can do with a hot tub situated in a secluded place
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Post by Cinderella on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:49

Ummmm... hot tub
and ummmmm... hot tub

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Post by Joanna on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:30

If working behind one, serve doubles to all your friends,
uncharged for, to upset mean owner for paying rotten wages.
Or
If a female customer, tease males into thinking you fancy them,
then leave before them, through kitchen.

Now.... about that hot tub ????
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Post by Joanna on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:32

What 2 things can you do in a garden/yard at Midnight,
when it's raining ?
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Post by it's me on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:10

huhhhhh

well

Cool

lips glued together
searching for some hot

or/and

bodies glued together
searching for some hot super cool


What 2 things can you do with a red ribbon?
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Post by Joanna on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:12

red ribbon ? Do you really want me to tell you ???? blowup
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Post by it's me on Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:14

Neutral


green ribbon?
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Post by Joanna on Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:21

2 things to do with red ribbon ?

Tie it onto the bed post and tie a knot in it
for each sexual encounter, for one month

or
Hang it on the wall and dance round it, waving your knickers
in the air.


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Post by Cinderella on Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:00

Wax it

Dunk it

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Post by it's me on Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:39

warning

or

make some good pasta! Razz


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Post by Joanna on Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:20

Stick a nozzle on the hole and use it for icing a cake
or
Give it to Einstein & Uggie to rip up together

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Post by Maggy on Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:47

Use one on the front door as a Welcome mat

the other one in the bathroom

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