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Post by cindigirl Thu 05 Jan 2012, 16:40

pattygirl wrote:I meant to send this to you a while ago, but for some reason I keep forgetting....

Are we talking about ADD here? I think (at least I hope not). Yesterday I went to the kitchen to wash the breakfast dishes, remembered there were things in the fridge that had to be thrown out, saw that the garbage can was full, tied it up to be thrown out, then realized that the dishtowels had to be washed, but to fill up the washer I needed some more things to put in so I had to make my bed, put dirty sheets in washing machine, was out of clothes detergent, made a run for some. Got home, phone rang and I got involved in a loooong conversation.

To make a long story short, the garbage never got taken out, the sheets never got washed and the breakfast dishes never got done. I'm hoping this is not a typical day for me. clown
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Post by lucy Thu 05 Jan 2012, 16:54

To me it's sounds like you did what you wanted to do, without having to think of someone else's needs,want's,desire's. So enjoy and don't feel guilty, you've earned it Cindigirl!
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Post by cindigirl Thu 05 Jan 2012, 17:00

Oh thanks Lucy. So I'm not completely nuts? That's a comfort. Well, today's my birthday so I get to do whatever I want. I'm going to bring lunch to a friend of mine who currently has no kitchen because hers is being redone.
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Post by it's me Thu 05 Jan 2012, 17:32

ma auguronii!!!

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Post by it's me Thu 05 Jan 2012, 17:37

anyway S U R E L Y an ADD here too

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Post by cindigirl Thu 05 Jan 2012, 17:37

Thanks it's me- you're the BEST!!!
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Post by pattygirl Thu 05 Jan 2012, 17:43

Well, Happy Birthday cindi. Have a wonderful day. How old are you now, 21 or is it George's favorite age, 31. If so maybe it'll be your turn soon.

It's like a birthday for me today. Grand son and family went home this morning. What a week. Just worn out. Gonna just sit a veg for a while. After all the Christmas hubbub, did it all again NY eve so family could meet grandson's wife and see the baby. Had full house every day for a week. Now I need my quiet time. So used to being alone, it became choatic. Well it's over now. Loved seeing them, but a week of constant go, go, go was too much. Hate getting old and crotchety. It's a bitch. Crying or Very sad
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Post by it's me Thu 05 Jan 2012, 18:03

nah, don't worry Hug1
you only need some very well deserved rest!


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Post by cindigirl Thu 05 Jan 2012, 22:04

pattygirl wrote: So used to being alone, it became choatic. Well it's over now. Loved seeing them, but a week of constant go, go, go was too much. Hate getting old and crotchety. It's a bitch. Crying or Very sad
Now patty, we all know you're not "old and crotchety" but a VERY nice person.

And, thanks for the HB wishes.
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Post by Pari Fri 06 Jan 2012, 07:58

Oh WOW!!! There was a Birthday Party here already!!! Hope you had a happy birthday Cindigirl!!! Best wishes to you and warm hugs too... May this new year for you bring ONLY the BESTEST for you... :)Loads of love and awesome blessings too Hug1
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Post by Pari Fri 06 Jan 2012, 08:02

Am most certain that I have missed wishing so many of you on your special days and at important moments of your sharing... so sorry, that I have Sad Just so you know... you are in my thought and prayers though... I love you

Pattygirl is going to have a swell time here after all the celebrations Very Happy YAY!!! cheers Was so happy for you (from your sharing) Pattygirl, thank you Smile
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Post by it's me Fri 06 Jan 2012, 08:49

hi Pari! hi baby G!
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Post by cindigirl Fri 06 Jan 2012, 17:04

Read through-there is a moral to this story which might apply to George:

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse - both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get hold of the loop of rope the chicken had tossed him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell in to a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
rather large hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story.... Well, you knew there was a moral didn't you?

“When You Are Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!”
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Post by pattygirl Fri 06 Jan 2012, 17:10

Oh, cindi, you are unbelieveable. Almost wet my pants. Really think it applies to George? Do you mean he is or he isn't? He does have the Harley, but our gals do seem to think his package is pretty nice. lol!
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Post by cindigirl Fri 06 Jan 2012, 17:16

Well patty, don't know exactly how he's hung but I'm pretty sure he would save us chickens no matter what it took. LOL
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Post by it's me Fri 06 Jan 2012, 17:28

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! lol!
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Post by Pari Fri 06 Jan 2012, 18:03

it's me wrote:hi Pari! hi baby G!
Hi It's Me Smile YUP, one of my favourite Baby George pictures, most definitely! Very Happy
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Post by MyGirlKylie Fri 06 Jan 2012, 18:07

Bwahahaha! That was hilarious, Cindigirl. (gasping for breath over here)
In my imagination, I'd like to think that G could save a lot of chicks. This big

lol!

Happy belated Birthday, Cindi!!! Hope you had a great one. Give Flowers
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Post by Joanna Fri 06 Jan 2012, 18:23


Fairy Tale for 2012 Coolio

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said: "NO!"

Then the girl went shopping, dancing, and traveling.

She drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, went anywhere she wanted and didn't have to call home.

Never had pointless arguments, ate lots of ice cream,
watched anything she wanted on TV, had many lovers ... or not, and didn't share her money with anyone.

She had all the hot water to herself and the whole bed too.
She didn't have to listen to snoring or farting or
burping. . .phew!

She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her butt, and never cried or yelled simply out of frustration.

She read all those books by her bed and she sat in the sun
and drank iced tea.
She felt fabulous in sweat pants and wore them
until they fell apart.

She smiled and laughed and was pleasant all the time!

And ... the girl lived happily forever-after.

The End
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Post by cindigirl Fri 06 Jan 2012, 18:28

That sounds like shangrala Joanna. Oh wait, since my divorce that's me. Thumbs up!
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Post by it's me Fri 06 Jan 2012, 18:30

ma nooooooooooo

it's not like that!!

you need a man
from time to time
to paint walls
or change a tire!
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Post by it's me Fri 06 Jan 2012, 18:34

Wink


we all need a bit of I love you
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Post by Joanna Fri 06 Jan 2012, 18:37

You can get that without marriage lol! lol!
And the decorating Thumbs up!
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Post by it's me Fri 06 Jan 2012, 18:39

ma i mici abbracciati no....

but no love... !
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Post by cindigirl Fri 06 Jan 2012, 18:43

Oh it's me - you are such a romantic. I love you. I love you
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Post by it's me Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:01

yes
I am romantic Very Happy


luv you too! I love you
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Post by Katiedot Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:01

Oh my god! There were 141 people on this site at the same time just now?!!?!

Where did they all come from?
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Post by it's me Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:04

whole word, I guess


ciao a tutti! Hello!
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Post by sadDonkey Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:06



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Happy Belated Birthday, Cindigirl.
Hope you had a great day flower

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Post by cindigirl Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:11

Thanks Sad - yes I had a great day and it's extending beyond with all the well wishes I've gotten from every internet site I've been on. Even my car dealership (Yes, it's true) wished me a HB.

Am I dying? Or maybe because I've been needy and announced it to everyone. LOL
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Post by it's me Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:13

no
be happy Cindi

sadDonkey wrote:

Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven

Happy Belated Birthday, Cindigirl.
Hope you had a great day flower

Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven

bello sad! cheers
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Post by sadDonkey Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:17

@cindigirl: The wishes are late purposely so you can celebrate your birthday longer Wink
@it's me: here is another one Very Happy



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Post by it's me Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:18

LOOOOOL !!! Very Happy
grazie! (anche se sono questi un po' troppi! affraid )
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Post by Katiedot Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:23

it's me wrote:whole word, I guess


ciao a tutti! Hello!
Did someone offer them all a group rate or something? 165 people online at the same time. This is crazy!
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Post by Maggy Fri 06 Jan 2012, 19:23

Lol! SadDonkey, that is the sweetest thing ever!! Smile
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Post by Joanna Sat 07 Jan 2012, 00:11


A farmer named Stan was overseeing his stock in a remote moorland pasture in North Yorkshire, England, when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,
RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the farmer,
"If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

Stan looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing stock and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASApage on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility
in Hamburg, Germany .

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.

He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the farmer and says,
"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,"
says Stan.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the back of his car.

Then Stan says to the young man,
"Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is,
will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says,
"Okay, why not?"

"You're a Member of Parliament for our Government", says Stan.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you
guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the farmer.

"You showed up here even though nobody called you;
you want to get paid for an answer I already knew,
to a question I never asked.

You used millions of pounds worth of equipment trying to
show me how much smarter than me you are;
and you don't know a thing about how working people
make a living - or about cows, for that matter.

This is a herd of sheep....


Now give me back my f******dog!"

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Post by it's me Sat 07 Jan 2012, 01:00

OH MIO DIO....
all that equipment... Shocked


but really funny, thanks!!!!
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Post by Katiedot Sat 07 Jan 2012, 04:01

Oh no, that was my favourite all-time joke, the one I always trot out at dinner parties and reliably gets me a laugh every time.

The only difference is the version I know is about a blonde who dyes her hair. At the end the farmer says, "If I can guess your natural hair colour can I have my dog back?".
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Post by lucy Sat 07 Jan 2012, 04:25

Cindigirl happy belated birthday!
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Post by Dexterdidit Sat 07 Jan 2012, 05:28

LOL OK that was funny. Love farmer jokes and well hung horse one apparently. The kitten picture was cute my brother used to send me ones of cats all the time.....and he wondered why he couldn't get a girlfriend. Between cat pictures and talking klingon not a great mystery!
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Post by Joanna Sat 07 Jan 2012, 11:59

Talking of favourite jokes, this is one of mine.

'Scuse the language ?


A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?!
We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and
I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you
irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Post by Joanna Sat 07 Jan 2012, 12:03

Remember this ? Supposedly George's favourite youtube ??

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Post by it's me Sat 07 Jan 2012, 15:37

Joanna wrote:Talking of favourite jokes, this is one of mine.

'Scuse the language ?


A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?!
We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and
I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you
irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?


make me think about the annnoooooyyyying orange!

beh, the monkey vid
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Post by cindigirl Sat 07 Jan 2012, 16:22

Joanna - I think George's (non)favorite video is "2 Girls 1 Cup". After he was asked if he wanted to see it he said OK and the video pretty much made him run from the room. As curious as I am I pulled up the video and it was ghastly. I think I threw up on my mouth. LOL
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Post by Katiedot Sat 07 Jan 2012, 16:36

LOL! I think that video would qualify as his least favourite! He'd never seen it before the journalist told him about it then hardly watched it before leaving the room.
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Post by cindigirl Sat 07 Jan 2012, 16:43

Haha Katie - and he thought he was just going to be treated with seeing big boobs. Serves him right for being so pervie. LOL
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Post by Joanna Sat 07 Jan 2012, 17:18

OK cindi, so DON't post it here then lol!
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Post by MyGirlKylie Sat 07 Jan 2012, 17:22

OMG! The 2 Girls 1 Cup video! I can never unsee it!
Vomit 1


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Post by cindigirl Sat 07 Jan 2012, 17:25

OMG Joanna, I wouldn't think of posting it here. Vomit 2

I don't want to send everybody running off to the bathroom. LOL
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Post by MyGirlKylie Sat 07 Jan 2012, 17:50

cindigirl wrote:OMG Joanna, I wouldn't think of posting it here. Vomit 2

I don't want to send everybody running off to the bathroom. LOL

More like running to the laundry room to splash bleach in their eyes...LOL
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