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Post by melbert on Sun 30 Sep 2012, 19:27

Joanna wrote:

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the most adorable little white Westies.

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Post by Joanna on Sun 30 Sep 2012, 19:37

Meet Miss Millie Moo for himself.

King Clooney categorically refuses to allow
Prince Einstein to leave USA again because....
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Post by melbert on Sun 30 Sep 2012, 19:43

the crazy tall blonde lady might follow.

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Post by Emerald Berry on Sun 30 Sep 2012, 22:04

chimney break-ins.

George Clooney purchased a suppa duppa megaphone and an airhorn so that...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 01 Oct 2012, 00:11

He can call in Prince Einstein and his friend Uggie for their dinners.


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Post by melbert on Mon 01 Oct 2012, 00:31

doggy bonz, bacon and cleansing juice.

King Clooney decides the first thing he'll do is clean out ...
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 01 Oct 2012, 02:22

his bowel.

Suede boot brush was located in George's... and he is accused of it being used for... when in fact, ... was using it for...
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Post by Joanna on Thu 04 Oct 2012, 18:34

Brushing his famous light Tan Suede Boots.


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Post by melbert on Fri 05 Oct 2012, 02:20

get the dust out of his ears.

King Clooney and Prince Einstein end up on the beach in Malibu where they come upon...
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 05 Oct 2012, 03:15

a corked decorative bottle.

KClooney, thinking the bottle was booze uncorked it, but it released...
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Post by melbert on Sat 06 Oct 2012, 04:53

a magic genie.

The magic genie told King George that since he was the one who released him from his prison bottle, he would grant King George one GIANT wish. King Clooney wished that ...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 07 Oct 2012, 00:27

...everlasting peace would flood across all the troubled
areas in the world and Genie made it happen.

Breaking News

Peace reigns everywhere, so no more distressing news headlines
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 08 Oct 2012, 04:53

plagiarism ends.

Geroge Clooney acts cool in a little red corvette to attract...
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Post by Joanna on Tue 09 Oct 2012, 22:09

The classic car owners of L A.



Prince Einstein sulks as he's left behind from the open car ride,
So he decides to....
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Post by melbert on Wed 10 Oct 2012, 02:26

go for a run with Stacy.

Prince Einstein, on his run with Stacy, took a different road to avoid the paps and ended up...
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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 10 Oct 2012, 02:30

with a thorn in his paw-pad.

Upon inspection, it was not a thorn from the walk, it was a botox needle that got stuck in his paw-pad from sk's kit of...
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Post by melbert on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 00:44

magic elixirs and cleanses.

Poor Prince Einstein was frozen in his tracks because the botox...
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 01:38

has the same affect as frost bite.

George Clooney's clip-on bow tie is missing. All hopes lay...
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Post by melbert on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 01:52

That Neil Diamond took it to remember George by.

Neil Diamond has decided to re-record all of his great hits, as long as George is available as a back up...
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 01:47

for Cherry Cherry.

George Clooney's office has been ransacked. ...
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Post by melbert on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 04:27

by Ellen Degeneres who is looking for Brad Pitt as he owes her money.

Brad Pitt found in George's office squirting Chanel No5 all over...
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 04:38

George's exercise bag.
(fyi - we had an earthquake just over an hour ago 7.7 off the coast - felt a little here)

George Clooney found in Brad Pitt's office spraying Chanel's Platinum Égoïste all over...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:21

The many family pictures of Brad and his children.


Too much perfume spraying in LA causes.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 31 Oct 2012, 04:27

smog to leave town.

George Clooney hates his new hair cut and has decided to...
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Post by Stellita on Wed 31 Oct 2012, 04:52

To borrow Stace's hair extensions.

With the end of the world approaching George has decided to...

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Post by melbert on Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:30

marry all of his former girlfriends and live in a commune at Lake Como.

The local police were called to the Clooney commune to calm down all the ...
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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:43

hahahahahahahahahahaha

local prostitutes.

Clooney wives have decided to shield themselves by...
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Post by Maggy on Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:49

Cloning Stace and using them as bodyguards.


Stan has a new pr approach for George...
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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 31 Oct 2012, 21:24

by calling him a nosey buttinski for hire.

If you have a situation which needs interfering with - book GC. Cost list for interference include...
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Post by Maggy on Fri 02 Nov 2012, 00:12

(I don't think am allowed to say here Basketball )

I'll pass.
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Post by amaretti on Fri 02 Nov 2012, 00:18

Very Happy Basketball

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 07 Nov 2012, 01:51

bouncing balls during the eve of election.

Snap together cabin in local forest has been...
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Post by melbert on Wed 07 Nov 2012, 02:02

taken over by all the forest animals for their wild parties.

The local Forest Rangers are getting ticked off by all the antics of...
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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 07 Nov 2012, 02:24

the illegal hunters and support the forest animals in their endeavour, as does george clooney.

whittling neighbours whittled signage leading directly to george clooney's...
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Post by melbert on Wed 07 Nov 2012, 02:57

outhouse.

The fart stench was so strong around George's outhouse, the whittling neighbors had to whittle signed stating "Beware of.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 07 Nov 2012, 03:21

Sulfur Stinking Shit".

Chemical engineers have been called in to prove that sulfur stink coming from george clooney's outhouse hole is, in fact, a natural sulfur resource which...
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Post by Don Quixote on Thu 08 Nov 2012, 02:28

helps Stacey lose her appetite.

Stacey has replicated the sulfur stink for...
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Post by Wolfgang Gunnerson on Thu 08 Nov 2012, 02:36

GAS BOMB FIREWORKS EMITTED FROM HER FLATULENCE ATTACKS...

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Post by Wolfgang Gunnerson on Thu 08 Nov 2012, 03:05

Villa Margerita caught fire after one of Stacy's guests lit a cigarette with a match while she broke wind (as a result of her senna pod cleanses), so.....


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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 08 Nov 2012, 04:52

the neighbors thought they smelled popcorn (senna is known to smell like popcorn)

Hotdogs and marshmellows were brought out as embers from fire lingered, but then . . .
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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 08 Nov 2012, 05:32

a welsh wench stormed in to the room and ate all of the hotdogs and marshmallows.

Dieting stacy avoids the fats of life, yet the welsh wench...
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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 08 Nov 2012, 07:38

shows her that enjoying one's life to the fullest burns those calories that she is so worried about.

The welsh wench, too full from all the food to move, is wondering how she'll get home, until she discovers . . .
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Post by Joanna on Thu 08 Nov 2012, 19:01

A beautiful Purple Magic Carpet, with driver, for hire.

Enjoying a wonderful journey on the Purple Magic Carpet
6 Vestal Virgins sing a song entitled.....
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Post by Maggy on Fri 09 Nov 2012, 04:33

The cleansing of the troubled rivers.

The troubled rivers were cleansed...
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Post by Joanna on Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:21

With 100 bottles of bleach.

The strong smell of Lemon bleach caused.....
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Post by melbert on Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:04

Danny DeVito to have flashbacks of getting drunk on Limoncello with George and being drunk acting on The View.

The potted palm that George dumped his Limoncellos in is now a full grown...
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 05:20

cocktail.

George Clooney is still learning to keep his big mouth shut, but it has proved impossible. Therefore, George Clooney has been banned from...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 10:19

Posting any more comments on COH by the ever diligent
Miss Katie. Thumbs up!


Limoncello shares dropped by 20% due to.....


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Post by melbert on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 18:10

the distinct bleach after taste.

Danny DeVito has turned to King Clooney to find him a new wife as everyone knows that King Clooney can...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 11 Nov 2012, 18:24

Pick a good 'un !

Danny's phone bill rockets as he phones many....
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