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Post by melbert on Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:48 pm

they start singing "one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters" as their national anthem.

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Post by Joanna on Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:24 pm

.....5 buckets of freshly steamed crabs and one large diamond ring.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:51 pm

setting a date with prince harry so she too can steal from the innocent.

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Post by Joanna on Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:17 pm

Sink to all time low.

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Post by melbert on Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:20 pm

pick pretty pink pansies.

The pretty Canadian ladies present the picked pink pansies to the president of Lake Como.
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:05 pm

thinking he had an in to george c looney.

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Post by Joanna on Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:56 am

Presenting pretty pink Pansies to perfect person called Renee. Sofa bounce

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Post by bamboochacha on Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:04 pm

sacred ritual of Hara-Kiri.

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Post by Joanna on Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:51 am

A sprat to catch a Mackeral.

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:56 pm

his private disco in the basement.

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Post by Joanna on Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:38 am

My Way.


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Post by bamboochacha on Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:05 pm

they play Frank Sinatra's original from the 60's while bobbing on Lake Como.

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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:00 am

Skinning dipping in the lake at mid day.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:59 pm

Nessie continues to evade capture at Loch Ness.

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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:08 pm

Snakehead is....?
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:13 pm

look it up.

OK. asian fish/snake that can walk on land. can even eat small house pets.......fish restaurant might stock lake for fresh catch of the day!!!
if more than one can attack like a school of piranha. (not sure about that, but they are toothy and mean).
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Post by Joanna on Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:58 pm

Ooooooo....they sound fun pets bamboo...Lol
Have you tasted one ?????


.....seen running ...en route to...Large BBQ fire ready and waiting for it !

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:46 pm

(no and no) brought in illegally who knows what diseases they have)

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Post by Joanna on Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:12 pm

Big green and brown spotted toads hopping around with
coughs and colds.


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Post by bamboochacha on Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:06 pm

the local swimming hole and loses a big toe by the snakehead, which ate spotted toads, which use to eat mosquitoes. And you know what else...
This is the house that Jack built. This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built. This is the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cat that killed the rat That ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built. This is the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cock that crowed in the morn That woke the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the farmer sowing his corn That kept the cock that crowed in the morn That woke the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the horse and the hound and the horn That belonged to the farmer sowing his corn That kept the cock that crowed in the morn That woke the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built.

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Post by Joanna on Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:54 am

What ARE you on bamboo ? lol
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:53 pm

nothing
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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:53 pm

Canadian ladies.

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Post by melbert on Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:49 pm

little did he know, they were all safe in bed.

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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:14 pm

Blackpool in England to have a boat ride around the famous pier.


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Post by melbert on Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:18 pm

Cheetos for lunch.

Because they ate 14 bags of Cheetos, their hands were permantly stained orange. They had a difficult time explaining to the doctor why everything below the belt was also...
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:58 pm

cheesy. LOL LOL LOL. flower

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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:58 am

Is the Orange coloured butt.


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Post by melbert on Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:19 am

gladly gather groups of gays.

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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:36 am

Purple people eaters.


"Brown butts burn brightly" says.....
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Post by melbert on Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:13 am

The Queen of Butts, BettaBuns!!!

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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:43 am

16 Vestal Virgins...leaving for the coast.

King Clooney is appointed Patron for the Association of the
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Post by melbert on Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:05 pm

he has the cure for orange colored asses.

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Sep 09, 2012 3:15 pm

the FBI.

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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:30 pm

100,000 free bars of soap to orange butted people.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:55 pm

hard to meet unless one owns a washcloth and wash basin to prove daily spongebaths will, in fact, be done to eradicate manmade orange butt epidemic.

Proof has come forward that not all suffer from organge spray tan dyeing. Kraft Dinner cheese powder mix exiting body may also...
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Post by Joanna on Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:44 am

Cause unreliable staining of nether regions.

(who on earth eats powdered cheese ???)


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Post by melbert on Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:34 pm

CHEETOS!!!!!

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:09 pm

shot on sight.

George is bored. Therefore, ...
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Post by Joanna on Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:43 am

He plays all the games on COH forum...what's his nick name ???



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Post by bamboochacha on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:14 pm

smog is laying on the ground - everywhere.

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Post by Maggy on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:34 pm

female lingerie, videos, and photos. The usual recycles to make new contracts. (is this even possible scratch )

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Post by bamboochacha on Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:59 pm

shine the light and make ghost sounds. Twisted Evil

George Clooney still looking for his one true love - singing to himself 'she'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. Motorbike rides have...

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Post by Maggy on Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:16 pm

been put on hold around the world till he gives the thumbs up.

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Post by bamboochacha on Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:14 pm

are placing bets on which horse wins the next available award season.

After a summer of stomach ailments, George Clooney is shopping for a smaller tuxedo as well as...
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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:00 pm

Smaller silk boxer shorts.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:19 pm

smog filled days and nights.

As princess kate's boy nubs are loved prince willy and published worldwide, future George Clooney escorts forego implants for...
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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:32 am

Not needed IMO
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Post by Joanna on Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:26 am



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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:50 am

This little game is feeling neglected
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