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Post by melbert on Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:48

they start singing "one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters" as their national anthem.

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Post by Joanna on Sun 26 Aug 2012, 21:24

.....5 buckets of freshly steamed crabs and one large diamond ring.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 26 Aug 2012, 22:51

setting a date with prince harry so she too can steal from the innocent.

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Post by Joanna on Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:17

Sink to all time low.

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Post by melbert on Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:20

pick pretty pink pansies.

The pretty Canadian ladies present the picked pink pansies to the president of Lake Como.
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Post by bamboochacha on Tue 28 Aug 2012, 03:05

thinking he had an in to george c looney.

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Post by Joanna on Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:56

Presenting pretty pink Pansies to perfect person called Renee. Sofa bounce

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 29 Aug 2012, 00:04

sacred ritual of Hara-Kiri.

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Post by Joanna on Wed 29 Aug 2012, 12:51

A sprat to catch a Mackeral.

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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 30 Aug 2012, 03:56

his private disco in the basement.

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Post by Joanna on Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:38

My Way.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 01 Sep 2012, 04:05

they play Frank Sinatra's original from the 60's while bobbing on Lake Como.

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Post by Joanna on Sat 01 Sep 2012, 11:00

Skinning dipping in the lake at mid day.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 01 Sep 2012, 19:59

Nessie continues to evade capture at Loch Ness.

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Post by Joanna on Sat 01 Sep 2012, 21:08

Snakehead is....?
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 01 Sep 2012, 22:13

look it up.

OK. asian fish/snake that can walk on land. can even eat small house pets.......fish restaurant might stock lake for fresh catch of the day!!!
if more than one can attack like a school of piranha. (not sure about that, but they are toothy and mean).
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Post by Joanna on Mon 03 Sep 2012, 20:58

Ooooooo....they sound fun pets bamboo...Lol
Have you tasted one ?????


.....seen running ...en route to...Large BBQ fire ready and waiting for it !

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 03 Sep 2012, 21:46

(no and no) brought in illegally who knows what diseases they have)

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Post by Joanna on Tue 04 Sep 2012, 21:12

Big green and brown spotted toads hopping around with
coughs and colds.


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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 07 Sep 2012, 04:06

the local swimming hole and loses a big toe by the snakehead, which ate spotted toads, which use to eat mosquitoes. And you know what else...
This is the house that Jack built. This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built. This is the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cat that killed the rat That ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built. This is the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cock that crowed in the morn That woke the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the farmer sowing his corn That kept the cock that crowed in the morn That woke the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the horse and the hound and the horn That belonged to the farmer sowing his corn That kept the cock that crowed in the morn That woke the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built.

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Post by Joanna on Fri 07 Sep 2012, 09:54

What ARE you on bamboo ? lol
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 08 Sep 2012, 02:53

nothing
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Post by Joanna on Sat 08 Sep 2012, 20:53

Canadian ladies.

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Post by melbert on Sat 08 Sep 2012, 21:49

little did he know, they were all safe in bed.

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Post by Joanna on Sat 08 Sep 2012, 23:14

Blackpool in England to have a boat ride around the famous pier.


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Post by melbert on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 00:18

Cheetos for lunch.

Because they ate 14 bags of Cheetos, their hands were permantly stained orange. They had a difficult time explaining to the doctor why everything below the belt was also...
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 02:58

cheesy. LOL LOL LOL. flower

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Post by Joanna on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 13:58

Is the Orange coloured butt.


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Post by melbert on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 15:19

gladly gather groups of gays.

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Post by Joanna on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 16:36

Purple people eaters.


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Post by melbert on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 18:13

The Queen of Butts, BettaBuns!!!

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Post by Joanna on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 18:43

16 Vestal Virgins...leaving for the coast.

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Post by melbert on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 21:05

he has the cure for orange colored asses.

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 22:15

the FBI.

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Post by Joanna on Sun 09 Sep 2012, 23:30

100,000 free bars of soap to orange butted people.


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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 10 Sep 2012, 03:55

hard to meet unless one owns a washcloth and wash basin to prove daily spongebaths will, in fact, be done to eradicate manmade orange butt epidemic.

Proof has come forward that not all suffer from organge spray tan dyeing. Kraft Dinner cheese powder mix exiting body may also...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:44

Cause unreliable staining of nether regions.

(who on earth eats powdered cheese ???)


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Post by melbert on Tue 11 Sep 2012, 02:34

CHEETOS!!!!!

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Post by bamboochacha on Tue 11 Sep 2012, 03:09

shot on sight.

George is bored. Therefore, ...
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Post by Joanna on Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:43

He plays all the games on COH forum...what's his nick name ???



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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 00:14

smog is laying on the ground - everywhere.

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Post by Maggy on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 00:34

female lingerie, videos, and photos. The usual recycles to make new contracts. (is this even possible scratch )

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 02:59

shine the light and make ghost sounds. Twisted Evil

George Clooney still looking for his one true love - singing to himself 'she'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. Motorbike rides have...

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Post by Maggy on Wed 12 Sep 2012, 04:16

been put on hold around the world till he gives the thumbs up.

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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 15 Sep 2012, 04:14

are placing bets on which horse wins the next available award season.

After a summer of stomach ailments, George Clooney is shopping for a smaller tuxedo as well as...
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Post by Joanna on Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:00

Smaller silk boxer shorts.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 16 Sep 2012, 04:19

smog filled days and nights.

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Post by Joanna on Sun 16 Sep 2012, 12:32

Not needed IMO
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Post by Joanna on Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:26



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Post by Joanna on Sun 30 Sep 2012, 17:50

This little game is feeling neglected
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