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Post by melbert on Sun Aug 26 2012, 20:48

they start singing "one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters" as their national anthem.

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Post by Joanna on Sun Aug 26 2012, 21:24

.....5 buckets of freshly steamed crabs and one large diamond ring.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Aug 26 2012, 22:51

setting a date with prince harry so she too can steal from the innocent.

Boat rentals on Lake Geneva...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Aug 27 2012, 23:17

Sink to all time low.

Pretty Canadian ladies travel to....

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Post by melbert on Mon Aug 27 2012, 23:20

pick pretty pink pansies.

The pretty Canadian ladies present the picked pink pansies to the president of Lake Como.

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Post by bamboochacha on Tue Aug 28 2012, 03:05

thinking he had an in to george c looney.

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Post by Joanna on Tue Aug 28 2012, 13:56

Presenting pretty pink Pansies to perfect person called Renee. Sofa bounce

Perfect pretty person pleased with pretty pink Pansies
and performs a...

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed Aug 29 2012, 00:04

sacred ritual of Hara-Kiri.

Japanese samurai left behind is made of plastic. Hara-Kiri was just another rene hoax to bait...

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Post by Joanna on Wed Aug 29 2012, 12:51

A sprat to catch a Mackeral.

Casa Clooney L A reported to be having a make over ready for.....

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Post by bamboochacha on Thu Aug 30 2012, 03:56

his private disco in the basement.

George Clooney collecting '80's dance tunes which include MC Hammer's Can't Touch This and...

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Post by Joanna on Fri Aug 31 2012, 11:38

My Way.


Fishing boats fly funny flags when....

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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Sep 01 2012, 04:05

they play Frank Sinatra's original from the 60's while bobbing on Lake Como.

Lake Como tourist season coming to close. Everyone celebrates by...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 01 2012, 11:00

Skinning dipping in the lake at mid day.


Nessie's cousin spotted under water in Lake Como while....

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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Sep 01 2012, 19:59

Nessie continues to evade capture at Loch Ness.

Snakehead (not nessie's cousin) spotted running through George Clooney's backyard enroute to...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 01 2012, 21:08

Snakehead is....?

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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Sep 01 2012, 22:13

look it up.

OK. asian fish/snake that can walk on land. can even eat small house pets.......fish restaurant might stock lake for fresh catch of the day!!!
if more than one can attack like a school of piranha. (not sure about that, but they are toothy and mean).

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Post by Joanna on Mon Sep 03 2012, 20:58

Ooooooo....they sound fun pets bamboo...Lol
Have you tasted one ?????


.....seen running ...en route to...Large BBQ fire ready and waiting for it !

Prince Einstein found quaking with fear, so....

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon Sep 03 2012, 21:46

(no and no) brought in illegally who knows what diseases they have)

Italian Ministry of Agricultural and Forestry set bait to catch not only snakeheads, but...

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Post by Joanna on Tue Sep 04 2012, 21:12

Big green and brown spotted toads hopping around with
coughs and colds.


Dolly Parton pays a visit to......

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Post by bamboochacha on Fri Sep 07 2012, 04:06

the local swimming hole and loses a big toe by the snakehead, which ate spotted toads, which use to eat mosquitoes. And you know what else...
This is the house that Jack built. This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built. This is the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cat that killed the rat That ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built. This is the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cock that crowed in the morn That woke the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the farmer sowing his corn That kept the cock that crowed in the morn That woke the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the horse and the hound and the horn That belonged to the farmer sowing his corn That kept the cock that crowed in the morn That woke the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built.

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Post by Joanna on Fri Sep 07 2012, 09:54

What ARE you on bamboo ? lol

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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Sep 08 2012, 02:53

nothing

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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 08 2012, 20:53

Canadian ladies.

The boy stood on the burning deck...from whence all had fled..but...

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Post by melbert on Sat Sep 08 2012, 21:49

little did he know, they were all safe in bed.

King Clooney was so upset that his deck burned up that he has had to take his beloved "Boat" to...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 08 2012, 23:14

Blackpool in England to have a boat ride around the famous pier.


While in Blackpool, King Clooney and his friends are seen riding on the Big Dipper and eating.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Sep 09 2012, 00:18

Cheetos for lunch.

Because they ate 14 bags of Cheetos, their hands were permantly stained orange. They had a difficult time explaining to the doctor why everything below the belt was also...

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Sep 09 2012, 02:58

cheesy. LOL LOL LOL. flower

Cheetos eaters insist culprit is orange coloured tanning spray. Evidence...




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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 09 2012, 13:58

Is the Orange coloured butt.


Pink purses please pleasant people and....

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Post by melbert on Sun Sep 09 2012, 15:19

gladly gather groups of gays.

Purple purses prominently are paraded proudly by...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 09 2012, 16:36

Purple people eaters.


"Brown butts burn brightly" says.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Sep 09 2012, 18:13

The Queen of Butts, BettaBuns!!!

King George was recently seen in Las Vegas in a compromising position with...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 09 2012, 18:43

16 Vestal Virgins...leaving for the coast.

King Clooney is appointed Patron for the Association of the
Welfare of Vestal Virgins because.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Sep 09 2012, 21:05

he has the cure for orange colored asses.

King Clooney received a billion dollars for his orange ass cure which he promptly turned over to...

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Sep 09 2012, 22:15

the FBI.

Unbeknownst to all, miracle cure is primarily made of lye = soap. FBI intends to issue..

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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 09 2012, 23:30

100,000 free bars of soap to orange butted people.


Criteria for receiving a free bar of soap is considered very.....

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon Sep 10 2012, 03:55

hard to meet unless one owns a washcloth and wash basin to prove daily spongebaths will, in fact, be done to eradicate manmade orange butt epidemic.

Proof has come forward that not all suffer from organge spray tan dyeing. Kraft Dinner cheese powder mix exiting body may also...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Sep 10 2012, 10:44

Cause unreliable staining of nether regions.

(who on earth eats powdered cheese ???)


Seaweed washed up on shoreline contains.....

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Post by melbert on Tue Sep 11 2012, 02:34

CHEETOS!!!!!

King Clooney declares that all orange colored butts are no longer authorized to wear thongs and they must all be...

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Post by bamboochacha on Tue Sep 11 2012, 03:09

shot on sight.

George is bored. Therefore, ...

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Post by Joanna on Tue Sep 11 2012, 13:43

He plays all the games on COH forum...what's his nick name ???



The sky falls down in California and....

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed Sep 12 2012, 00:14

smog is laying on the ground - everywhere.

George Clooney's recycling bin has been taken. Contents include...

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Post by Maggy on Wed Sep 12 2012, 00:34

female lingerie, videos, and photos. The usual recycles to make new contracts. (is this even possible scratch )

In the new age of holograms one is expected to...

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed Sep 12 2012, 02:59

shine the light and make ghost sounds. Twisted Evil

George Clooney still looking for his one true love - singing to himself 'she'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. Motorbike rides have...


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Post by Maggy on Wed Sep 12 2012, 04:16

been put on hold around the world till he gives the thumbs up.

After the denial of G's breakup with his recent gf people...

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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Sep 15 2012, 04:14

are placing bets on which horse wins the next available award season.

After a summer of stomach ailments, George Clooney is shopping for a smaller tuxedo as well as...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Sep 15 2012, 21:00

Smaller silk boxer shorts.


The Sky is seen rising again in California leading to many....

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Sep 16 2012, 04:19

smog filled days and nights.

As princess kate's boy nubs are loved prince willy and published worldwide, future George Clooney escorts forego implants for...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 16 2012, 12:32

Not needed IMO

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Post by Joanna on Mon Sep 17 2012, 11:26



Unusual types of insects spotted in gardens during September throughout the UK is causing amusement to.....

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Post by Joanna on Sun Sep 30 2012, 17:50

This little game is feeling neglected

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