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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 29 Jul 2012, 03:17

they know what to buy little bo peep for her birthday.

Little bo peep was seen peeping through the curtains of GC's bedroom window...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:49

....on Saturday evening.

Little Bo Peep was very surprised when she spotted inside King Clooney's bedroom 16....
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Post by melbert on Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:29

goats.

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Post by Joanna on Mon 30 Jul 2012, 00:39

...prove they were for film making purposes only.

King Clooney's Court Jester Hugh Grant sells story about the goats saying....
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 30 Jul 2012, 03:00

some very baaaaahhhhh baaaaaahhhhhd things.

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Post by Joanna on Fri 03 Aug 2012, 23:18

....a very loving homely reception by the delectable Renee.

King Clooney is SO delighted by the delectable Renee's acceptance of the 16 goats that he....
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 03 Aug 2012, 23:38

bought her an antique churn so she can make her own goat cheese.

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Post by Joanna on Fri 03 Aug 2012, 23:41

Casa Clooney Lake Como.

King Clooney sets new fashion alert by wearing Purple cheese cloth shorts while out
on his motorbike with....
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Post by melbert on Fri 03 Aug 2012, 23:47

the delectable Renee wearing a cheesecloth sundress.

However, with the cheesecloth shorts and sundress being so thin, King Clooney and delectable Renee are arrested for ...
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Post by Joanna on Fri 03 Aug 2012, 23:53

....causing lascivious lecherous leanings in Laglio.


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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 06:53

george clooney as she only cares about herself when the going gets tough.

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Post by Joanna on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 11:46

...Robert Downy Jr, Colin Firth and Daniel Craig called

"4 Kings R US"

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Post by melbert on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 17:56

sunglasses collections and vows to look that damn hot!!!

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Post by Cinderella on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 18:33

hires William Perry to move him!

William Perry after the stance joins George for...
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Post by melbert on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 19:11

a rousing game of touch football and moving refridgerators.

After King Clooney throws his back out playing football and moving fridges, he summons the ...
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Post by Cinderella on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 21:00

whole Cowboy's football team over for hamburgers on the Barbecue. Including the physical therapist... lol!

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Post by melbert on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 21:24

invites the Cincinnati Bengals over to kick the Cowboy's asses in football since they're all full of hamburgers!!

Since the Bengals finally won a game, King George is declared....
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Post by Joanna on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 22:19

Favourite cheerleader of the season.

Panic reigns in casa clooney
as the king loses hs pink pom poms outside the...
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Post by melbert on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 22:25

zipper of his pants


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Post by Cinderella on Sat 04 Aug 2012, 23:04

his pants since the zipper is stuck.

Nurses hover around while...
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 05 Aug 2012, 03:25

fuzzy wuzzies are shaved away, thus releasing the poms.

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Post by Joanna on Sun 05 Aug 2012, 21:24

....beautiful brown bicep.

The delectable, delicious, desirable, darling Renee nurses King Clooney and.....
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Post by melbert on Sun 05 Aug 2012, 22:07

pops her plump pout purposely to propose a proposition.

King Clooney doesn't fully understand her proposal and asks Princess Tall One...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 05 Aug 2012, 22:28

to make a cuppatea while he thinks it through.

To clear his head, King Clooney goes riding on his .....
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Post by melbert on Sun 05 Aug 2012, 22:31

magic carpet over the Lake of Como.

Due to a low flying seagull, King Clooney falls off his magic carpet right into...
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Post by janieb on Sun 05 Aug 2012, 22:39

Motorcycle with Einstein as his passenger.

While out with Einstein he runs into.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 06 Aug 2012, 01:52

a tree. Good thing too, as his dog had to lift his leg.

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Post by Joanna on Mon 06 Aug 2012, 09:50

to be a 100% success as a doggie pooper-scooper.

Crowds gather to see the broken bike and damaged tree and start chanting....
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Post by Cinderella on Mon 06 Aug 2012, 17:32

"That's not George!"... "That's not Einstein!"... "Let's get them!"

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Post by Joanna on Thu 09 Aug 2012, 12:52

and also finding King George and Prince Einstein to be safe and sound the crowds dispersed.

Insurance company for King Clooney's bike not paying out because....
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 10 Aug 2012, 01:32

recent human passenger exceeded tire weight limitation, thus compromising alignment.

Local parks and rec have ordered replacement of tree, and

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Post by Joanna on Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:44

dog poop bin.

Ice bergs spotted off the coast of Los Angeles mean.....
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Post by melbert on Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:38

it's now become that cold day in HELL!

Because of the freezing ice bergs, the beach at Malibu has...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 13 Aug 2012, 00:31

a good percentage of nipples protruding and dicks shrinking.


Sales of fur hats in LA are....
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Post by melbert on Mon 13 Aug 2012, 01:40

skyrocketing, but Elisabetta and Steve-O are leading the protest against using fur.

NEWS ALERT: Elisabetta Canalis and her husband Steve-O are arrested and are in need of bail money. Elisabetta calls her ex, George Clooney who...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 13 Aug 2012, 02:16

diverts it to the Reliable Rollicking Renee who deletes it.

King Clooney is fed up to the back teeth because....
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 13 Aug 2012, 02:23

LA house sitter forgot to turn down the air conditioner.

Old members of an all female basketball team, turned internet hackers, blame global warning on george clooney and trespass...
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Post by Joanna on Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:46

Casa Clooney LA.... but find nothing incriminating there.


Casa Clooney B/B court comes alive with creativity when....
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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 15 Aug 2012, 05:29

dribbling basketballs become the new fashion statement.

Label basketballs rubbered in the seasons hottest colours...
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Post by Joanna on Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:57

Purple and Purple.

Purple becomes new black on Friday because....
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:51

Prince's Purple Rain is cd of the season.

$2,477.95 was spent by GC stalker on...
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Post by Joanna on Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:21

840 mugs of take away iced coffees.


Heavy rain in LA results in leaks in.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 19 Aug 2012, 00:52

cop doughnut hangouts.

Current investigations written in to weekly tv crime shows are being linked to...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:24

the effects of eating cream doughnuts while jogging.


King Clooney invites Reliably Delightful Renee to stay in his Lake Como Villa because....
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:47

she needs to get over yet another heartbreak and acne breakout. flower

Captain George is devasted after learning that captains cannot perform weddings on water, nor on land for that matter. Hence, Captain George...
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Post by Joanna on Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:22

...calls on Captain Pugwash...for what purpose will never be known.

Rosy Cheeked Give Flowers Reliable Renee does not have any acne because.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 23 Aug 2012, 01:44

the rene that's out and about is an imposter.

Bumpy faced rene is on a bumpy road to...
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Post by Joanna on Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:42

...to punch bamboo in the chops.


The cat sat on the mat and....
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:07

hairballed on joanna's strewn about collection of nude rene pics.

George Clooney's boat sunk. Treasure hunters...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:31

....don Purple wet suits to dive around it.


Large sharks like Purple....so....
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