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Post by Joanna on Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:47

kiss King George's wound to make it better with her special healing powers. love1

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 01 Jul 2012, 19:46

numerous urine burn spots which lead local animal catchers straight to them.

Animal catchers mistook rene and stacey for dog and snake. Psychologists query as to they they pee'd they way they did and came to the conclusion that...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 02 Jul 2012, 11:44

they were wrong in assuming the urine spots were from humans.

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 02 Jul 2012, 19:35

they have proof it was the two stalkers that pee'd on the lawn as it is private property with security cameras.

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Post by Joanna on Mon 02 Jul 2012, 22:27

The Infamous Madame BambooSticks of Little Rock,
second cousin thrice removed of bamboochacha of
White Rock, BC, Canada affraid

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 02 Jul 2012, 22:57

office of lawyer to the royals preparing to sue in to bankcruptcy the slandering old kiss assing uglies that continue to point fingers and frame the innocent.

Dog and snake (aka you know who) are, in fact, piss tanks (lol) and have been...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 02 Jul 2012, 23:07

to Church to Confession.


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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 02 Jul 2012, 23:29

bank of england as account has been locked due to poor royal children siphoning her money in to their own bank accounts.

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Post by melbert on Tue 03 Jul 2012, 00:48

gathered together to go on tour with Cher.

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Post by bamboochacha on Tue 03 Jul 2012, 02:48

george c looney. flower

GC and MBS take the rock world by storm. Code songs anger those who they sing of, while the rest of world flocks and rocks to...


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Post by Joanna on Tue 03 Jul 2012, 11:48






GC and MBC are to be awarded a Golden Disc for their
recorded interpretation of The Beatles well known song and.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Tue 03 Jul 2012, 21:38

decide to sue the headline writer for her typo.

GC and MBS decide to take writing time off to plan their world tour. Meanwhile, on GC's little old boat,...
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Post by Joanna on Tue 03 Jul 2012, 22:01

MBS falls off into the deep cold water.

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Post by bamboochacha on Tue 03 Jul 2012, 22:23

FO Joanna!

as MBS has turned in to a topless great looking mermaid that swam in to batman's underwater hideout.

GC hasn't been seen for days as he has been busy hiding out with MBS experiencing the best sex of his entire life. MBS is also the only woman with personality that matches her sexuality - which he has never known. And humour - well she is just the funniest gal he's ever been around. Phew.


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Post by Joanna on Wed 04 Jul 2012, 01:02

Coolio Sofa bounce Coolio
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Post by Joanna on Thu 05 Jul 2012, 11:31

checks into a quiet secluded clinic to escape from
MBS and her excessive demands.

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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 05 Jul 2012, 20:24

make his relationship with MBS permanent and private.

All hands on deck as GC buys a new boat. Boat is christened...
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Post by melbert on Thu 05 Jul 2012, 20:30

Boat II.

On the first day of motoring around Lake Como, King George is dismayed that he comes upon...
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 06 Jul 2012, 01:57

a lake front resident hauling in white sand to make a private beach area.

Local gabrag quotes GC as saying "I have a new friendenemy. I want that..."
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Post by Joanna on Fri 06 Jul 2012, 10:30

white sand to bury MBS in up to her neck....
waiting for the tide to come in oopsie gotpics lol!


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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 06 Jul 2012, 20:40

where joanna is standing on a street corner and runs her over. Dead as a doornail she is. Yay.

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Post by Joanna on Fri 06 Jul 2012, 22:11

sepia 4D.

The "Ghost of Joanna" is heard clanking her chains amongst the.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 07 Jul 2012, 01:13

asylum railings. flower

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Post by Joanna on Sat 07 Jul 2012, 06:42

on shelves in many health food shops amongst the
bunny honey selections.

6 Brown Bears cause havoc in health food shops when eating toe jam instead of honey and make.....
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Post by Cinderella on Sat 07 Jul 2012, 14:12

coughing and spitting sounds while exiting the premises.

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 08 Jul 2012, 02:30

the food and drug administration saying that brown bear puke was found at an italian restaurant.

Patron charged with brown bagging at ritzy italian eatery and...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 08 Jul 2012, 13:06

....and later wins Award for best Animation Film ! Thumbs up!








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Post by melbert on Sun 08 Jul 2012, 14:33

cartooning is the way to go!!!

King Clooney nominated for his second animated film starring himself as...
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Post by LornaDoone on Sun 08 Jul 2012, 16:39

Pepe Le Pew!



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Post by Joanna on Sun 08 Jul 2012, 17:20

...Einstein was so heartbroken about his Dad not playing a black cocker spaniel in his Award winning film, that he ran
away from home.

King Clooney spends shed loads of money employing 24
private investigators to search for his beloved doggie and....
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Post by melbert on Sun 08 Jul 2012, 18:09

they ended up finding Einstein with squinty-eyed Renee.

Renee would not relinquish Einstein to King George until he promised to...
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Post by LornaDoone on Sun 08 Jul 2012, 18:24

...Let her co-star in a film better than Leathernecks!

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Post by melbert on Sun 08 Jul 2012, 18:31

demands that King George cast her in a remake of Cinderella!!!

Stacy Keibler, nominated for her starring role as Prince Charming in the remake of Cinderella starring Renee Zellweger as Cinderella, was a no show at...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 08 Jul 2012, 18:43

....comply with Einstein's deep desire for his Dad and his best
friend Renee to star in a new film....
The Adventures of a Black Cocker.

King Clooney, delighted to comply with Einstein's emotional
request, immediately commences....



oopsie ....a bit late LOL
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 01:46

recruitment of kevin spacey to play opposite rene z in action flick.

GC on lookout for musical score. Insiders say 'purple people eater' will most likely be theme song. People who's favourite colour is not purple advocate for...
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Post by LornaDoone on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 02:26

melbert wrote:demands that King George cast her in a remake of Cinderella!!!

Stacy Keibler, nominated for her starring role as Prince Charming in the remake of Cinderella starring Renee Zellweger as Cinderella, was a no show at...

...Kevin Spacy's recruitment meeting.

bamboochacha wrote:GC on lookout for musical score. Insiders say 'purple people eater' will most likely be theme song. People who's favourite colour is not purple advocate for...

(Geez gotta fix yer Headlines post too!)

Ok proceed! Brahahaha!
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 03:06

what?
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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 11:12

....new legislation making it illegal NOT to like Purple.


Purple is New Black becomes Law and everyone cheers because....
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Post by Cinderella on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 16:18

it's hot outside!

Boardwalk Walk Has People Staring:
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 19:52

under the boardwalk as migration of the rock lobster brings back seaside shot huts of b52s.

Local milkmen run short of irish cream (ha) and decide to bring in a special herd of milkers from Jersey (ha). Overnight, members of...
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Post by Cinderella on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 20:01

the local dairy corporation threaten strike!

STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! Cream of the Crop Cropped? OR...

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 20:27

...have Barnum and Bailey struck again?

Crop circles are now being re-tested for traces of amaretto and kahlua which may have affected feed source shipped...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 21:08

...from Planet Zoggie by One Black Doggie.

Einstein begs his Dad to invite the visiting Doggie from Zoggie
to the Pet Store and to buy Purple Collars for them both and....
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 09 Jul 2012, 22:17

a pink one for the cat from the Venus.

GC has placed a special order for two additional pet beds in the shapes of...
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Post by Joanna on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:04

A Winebago camper van, complete with Auto-Cleaning Dog Loos
and Purple Toilet paper.

A Pink Cat is spotted roaming around....
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Post by Cinderella on Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:58

Barnum & Baily circus while Einstein sniffed it's butt. lol!

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 11 Jul 2012, 00:40

excessive sniffing of catnip.

GC will send his dog to...
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Post by melbert on Wed 11 Jul 2012, 02:02

oh dear, I COULD go so obscenely nasty here, but I'll keep it to myself for another day...

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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:04

invite the Pink Cat in to share food.

Respectable ladies go wild with excitement over....
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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 12 Jul 2012, 00:32

the pink kitty.

Say good-bye to the blues, as pink nailpolish is...
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