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Post by Lakin460 on Sat 19 May 2012, 22:03

...we like her as an actress and friend of George.

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Post by melbert on Sat 19 May 2012, 23:33

star in the next Borat movie with Sasha Baron Cohen.

When Stacy appears on the Red Carpet, this time as a nominee for Best Actor from her starring role in the SBC movie, all eyes are on...
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 20 May 2012, 00:11

..her in disbelief!!!!

George teams with Sasha Baron Cohen on next movie entitled, "......"
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Post by melbert on Sun 20 May 2012, 01:25

"The Dictator Goes Up In the Air with Borat and The Men Who Stare at Goats"

Also starring in TDGUITAWBATMWSAG are...
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 20 May 2012, 03:20

...Uggie the Dog as Clooney's sidekick and Tilda Swinton as goat #1."

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Post by Joanna on Sun 20 May 2012, 13:15

"Goat 1" making sexual advances to Uggie.

Uggie awarded six figure damages for sexual harassment causes....
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Post by melbert on Sun 20 May 2012, 15:44

Uggie to join forces with Einstein to open a home for all dogs (and those cats and goats too) who have been subjected to sexual advances by perverts.

The Uggie-Einstein Home for Wayward Dogs (and cats and goats) has opened its doors! At the Red Carpet event, many A-Listers attended, including...
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 20 May 2012, 17:25

...Lassie's great great grandpuppies, Rin Tin Tin's great great grandpuppies, Marmaduke and Garfield! Dog chow hors d'oeuvres and water from a toilet was served.

Lagliwomen o gearing up for George's return causes....
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Post by melbert on Sun 20 May 2012, 22:05

a major run on wine and bread and flowers to bring to the Villa of Clooney.

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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 20 May 2012, 23:23

...Italians on the verge of adult onset diabetes!!!

Since the Italian population is forced to maintain a strictly healthy diet of protein and vegetables, Italy's main exports shift from fine wine and crusty loaves to......
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 21 May 2012, 00:32

mortadella and cotto ham. flower

Delicatessens...
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Post by melbert on Mon 21 May 2012, 00:41

will all throw away their bagals, cream cheese and lox to comply with Italy's menu.

All the spaghetti farmers in Italy are up in arms about the lack of...
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 21 May 2012, 02:23

...semolina. (Spaghettie farmers???? really mel????)

A healthier Italy prevails at the 2012 Olympics, with track and field entries setting records in.......
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 21 May 2012, 03:38

grape stomping. flower

Pedicureists are being brought in by the Italian Olympic Committee to ensure...
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 21 May 2012, 14:40

...no athlete has corns, callouses or ingrown toenails.

Italy brings home the gold and the......
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Post by melbert on Mon 21 May 2012, 15:07

best wine of the century!!!!!

The Americans lose out in the race for the most gold medals due to...
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 21 May 2012, 17:47

....poor performance because of a sweeping outbreak of diarrhea in Olympic Village.

Britain in state of emergency due to toilet paper shortages. Citizens told to use.............
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 21 May 2012, 19:57

natural resources to clean their bottoms (ie. leaves, handfuls of grass cuttings, etc.).

Local landscaping companies, and Royal gardeners are stockpiling compost materials to distribute...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 21 May 2012, 20:50

Lakin460 wrote:...semolina. (Spaghettie farmers???? really mel????)

A healthier Italy prevails at the 2012 Olympics, with track and field entries setting records in.......


But Lakin....our mel is totally correct ! Coolio

Have a look at my recent youtube post on Jokes thread.
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 21 May 2012, 21:12

Joanna wrote:
Lakin460 wrote:...semolina. (Spaghettie farmers???? really mel????)

A healthier Italy prevails at the 2012 Olympics, with track and field entries setting records in.......


But Lakin....our mel is totally correct ! Coolio

Have a look at my recent youtube post on Jokes thread.

Okay, but it'll have to wait til I get home later tonight. Can't access youtube from work.
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Post by Joanna on Tue 22 May 2012, 19:35

all over the protesters at the British Royal family's Diamond Jubilee celebrations.

Lady Merlin is special guest in London for....
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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 24 May 2012, 19:53

a royal magic show.

White rabbits, a crystal ball, and a dark blue pointed hat covered with glittery stars have been found hidden...
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Post by Lakin460 on Sat 26 May 2012, 22:53

..in the Queen's boudoir! She doesn't call Phillip the Magic Man for nothing!

Things heating up at Queen's Jubilee Celebration as.....
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Post by Joanna on Sat 26 May 2012, 23:47

All the Corgis rehearse their special agility routine involving their friends Einstein and Uggie from across the pond.


Doggie visitors to Queen's residence are astounded by.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 27 May 2012, 01:36

the fact that the Royal Barge has canine life jackets ready to go. flower

Gloriana is ready to set sail. Flea collars, squeeky toys, and puppy pads are nowhere to be found. ...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 27 May 2012, 19:07

....as The Terrible Two have taken them all to float
in their doggie baths back at the ranch.

Royal Dog Keeper writes to King Clooney complaining....
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Post by melbert on Sun 27 May 2012, 20:11

that Prince Einstein is a bad influence on all the British pups!!

King Clooney and Prince Einstein have been banned from attending...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 27 May 2012, 21:07

....all PTA, WI, AA and Prayer meetings for one week.
After such time they will be welcomed back with open arms and ***s.


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Post by melbert on Sun 27 May 2012, 21:26

with George's right hand being out of commission, when he uses his left hand, they are hit in the back of the head.

King Clooney is now banned from all limo services until he can...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 27 May 2012, 21:38

sing Grand Opera in Russian & Bulgarian under water.

LA female limo drivers rejoice and celebrate by.....
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 28 May 2012, 00:10

...giving free rides to nonmasturbating male celebrities.

After weeks of hiding, King Clooney finally makes first public appearance at.......
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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 28 May 2012, 01:48

boating school. flower

Frustration on the lake of como have locals pointing fingers and...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 28 May 2012, 02:24

scratching their bums and balls.


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Post by Lakin460 on Tue 29 May 2012, 20:18

...gusto as gelato sales are UP this summer!

Armani couture houses are up in arms because......
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Post by Joanna on Tue 29 May 2012, 20:58

...none of the sleeve patterns fit the suits for next season

(up in arms....gettit gettit ) Thumbs up!


Out of work comedienne jumps in Lake Como because....
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Post by bamboochacha on Wed 30 May 2012, 02:33

it's there. flower

An unmanned maritimo sport cabriolet C60 was spotted floating in the early morning mist of lake como. George, the boater, put on his captain's cap and decided to...
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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 30 May 2012, 02:38

...board the vessel and claim it as his own!

George sails away on stolen vessel as......
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Post by Joanna on Wed 30 May 2012, 18:38

....his own boat blows up due to sabotage

Boat fire burns on Lake Como for over....
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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 30 May 2012, 19:28

....10 minutes (it was a small boat). Titanic

King Clooney sails the seven seas seeking high adventure and......
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Post by Joanna on Wed 30 May 2012, 19:51

....a Pot Noodle in every Port.

Sales of small dinghies rocket as the interweb tracks....
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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 31 May 2012, 04:57

all other idiots buying rubber blow-up boats. flower

While speed boating on sea #1, Captain George decides to drop anchor and set up shop selling tire repair kits to all idiots with rubber boats. Next morn, Captain George heads to sea#2...
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Post by Joanna on Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13

....to go skinny dippy away from the crowds.

Sharks are sighted in sea 2 and.....
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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52

...our brave Captain George scoops up the young hottie he was skinny dipping with and they wade out of sea #2 competely nekkid!

Paps hiding in the pampas grass ......
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 01 Jun 2012, 00:03

(A widespread urban myth is that pampas grass is used by swingers to advertise their presence to other swingers in the area. The most commonly repeated version states that in the UK and Ireland a patch of pampas grass is planted somewhere in the front garden to act as a signal to passersby that swingers live in the home.)

...are approached by (gross) senior swingers also now on shore at sea #2.

Luckily, swingers did not see Captain George and young hottie hightail it back to speed boat. Choopy waters enroute to sea #3 force Captain George to...
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 01 Jun 2012, 02:37

.....abandon his high seas adventures and return home to Cali.

King Clooney announces departure from the movie industry to blaze a new career path in........
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Post by Joanna on Fri 01 Jun 2012, 20:50

carpet weaving, using 10 different colours.

Casa Clooney has carpets flowing out of every window and door because....
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 01 Jun 2012, 22:31

the witch he is dating is drunk again and wants to see if the carpets will fly. flower

Witch was found laying face down on driveway. Broom brush has been de-strawed and stick was found stuck...
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Post by Joanna on Tue 05 Jun 2012, 20:54

In the ground burning like a beacon.

Mexican holiday homes are besieged by large ants because....
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Post by bamboochacha on Tue 05 Jun 2012, 21:14

they see a huge crevice with sagging inner checks that they want to call home. LOL. flower

Celebrities holidaying in mexico terrified of potential ants in the pants. SK decides to...

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Post by Joanna on Tue 05 Jun 2012, 21:16

.....encourage her man to go commando.


Prince Einstein finds a lovely lady friend amongst.....

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