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Post by Joanna on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09


....Flat Fish Fishers
https://www.flatsfishingflies.com/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=193&IDCategory=2

you gotta laff !


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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:27

Oh Joanna! lololol Only You could find somehting like this! lololol
Merkin makers have a broader market than I thought!


....psychics with dressed up dogs and seeking their soulmates, who they claim have a third eye, appeared out of nowhere, causing amusement and suspicion among forum posters. Suspect

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Post by Joanna on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:11

Lead a demonstration outside the West End theatre in London
because their good name is being libelled.


King Clooney, Prince Einstein, Uggie and Renee arrive in the West End, London because.....
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:23

..they support forum posters protecting their good reputations.

While in London, Clooney, Zellweger and the dogs .....
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Post by Joanna on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:20

....walk into to Buck House for doggies to meet the
Royal Corgi's again.


BREAKING NEWS
Two American tourists and two dogs are seen being taken....
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:09

...into custody by the Royal Guard because the dogs did not have valid passports.

Exclusive: George Arrested Again, This Time Its Not a Stunt! American President Takes Action and .....
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Post by Joanna on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:22

....dispatches Air Force One, carrying 12 Lady Wrestlers
and Gio to rescue him.

Air Force One gets diverted to Paris due to to fog at Heathrow airport, London, resulting in...
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:31

a private tour of the Louvre. flower

After seeing the many sculptures, George decides to chisel his own...
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Post by Joanna on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:41

...while he's incarcerated in London, waiting for the
12 Lady Wrestlers and Gio to finish their tour of Paris and
get him his freedom.

While Air Force One is parked up, it's used by the 12 Lady Wrestlers to hold a big, bold, boozy.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:54

butch forehead waxing party while watching a 'how to video' of how to train your man like a dog. flower

Ladies in good clothing decide to overthrow the 12 female wrestlers and save...
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:02

..Gio from a fate worse than death.

Twelve boozed up female wrestlers take Air Force One for a spin around the landing strip when.....
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Post by Joanna on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:06

....an engine drops off.


George Clooney is seen digging his way out of a big hole in London
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10

... dirt.

Free at last, Mr. Clooney returns to native soil, to Casa del Clooney and a big glass of......
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Post by Joanna on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:13

GREEN cleansing liquid pooping

Major panic as L A sewers are blocked with....
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Post by Lakin460 on Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:22

....Clooney's toxic dumps!

Feeling cleaner and 10 pounds lighter, Clooney is now able to.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 21 Apr 2012, 02:58

wipe his ass with pride. flower

Electrical outlets left open at Clooney's homestead have led to many...

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Post by Lakin460 on Sat 21 Apr 2012, 08:09

....shocking events!

Just Breaking! Preparations for Obama fundraiser at George Clooney's house delayed because......
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Post by Joanna on Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:21

George has contracted CRS....and flown off to Cabo


Joan Rivers takes over Obama Fundraiser, on one condition.....
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Post by Lakin460 on Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:10

..she gets to do a stand up routine while everyone is eating.

Due to food allergies, the following will not be on the Obama Fundraiser dinner......
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Post by Joanna on Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:21

Einstein and Uggie.... and their lady friends from Paris.


Joan Rivers reveals that Clooney & Heslov are writing her script in return for....
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Post by melbert on Sat 21 Apr 2012, 22:16

the phone number of her plastic surgeon to give to Renee.

Renee Zellweger seen leaving the Surgical Center looking like...
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Post by Lakin460 on Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:05

....Botox Barbie. Babies cry when they see her.

News Flash!!! Stacy Keibler Meets US Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta at Correspondents Dinner. Her First Words Are...
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Post by Joanna on Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:38

....Leon sweetie, you know melbert and lakin ?
Well they are wicked, wicked women, making inflammatory comments about by dearest, bestest, beautiful friend Renee....
and you know what ?
I'm going to tweet to My George straight away, so there !


George Clooney's friends throw his Blackberry over.....
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 00:02

Good night
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Post by melbert on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 00:05

the fence before George can receive the text from Stacy.

NEWS ALERT: Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta has appointed Stacy Keibler as the new...



good night to you too Joanna!
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 01:39

picture on the dart board. flower

Fundraiser Mayhem. Decisions, decisions - folding chairs, picnic tables, or...

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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 03:10

...blankets spread on the lawn, picnic style. A-listers and government types are shocked!



The winners of Obama, Clooney and You lottery shock the fundraising crowd when they.......



Good night, Jo! Sleep tight! (whatever the hell that means - who made up that saying? what's wrong with sleeping loose? ) Anyway, goodnight, dear.
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 03:38

donate their tickets to George Bush. flower

Obama fundraiser entertainment will include Kiebler wrestling for world peace. George Bush decides his plus one will be...
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 03:49

...Margaret Thatcher, thus elevating the prestige of the event.

Hollywood gears up for Clooney's fundraiser by......
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 04:33

chipping in to have an official sized wrestling ring erected for world peace matchup. flower

Clooney will be wearing ..., while kiebler will adorn... for the tussle of the year. Paying guests can't wait to get their monies worth.
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 04:41

....a jock strap......a jock strap.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 05:45

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha flower
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:53

Well....you DID ask Lakin lol! lol! lol!


http://blog.aurorahistoryboutique.com/the-origin-of-the-phrase-sleep-tight/


[b]The Origin of the Phrase - Sleep Tight
Posted by: Mike in Cultural History, English History, History




We have all been told to “sleep tight” at some point in our lives by a relative and we know they are telling us that they hope we get a good night’s sleep but where does that phrase come from?
As with most phrases and sayings there are a couple of different ideas on the actual origin of the phrase and the less exciting one almost always is the most accurate.

One of the most widely accepted origins is the days when a mattress was supported on the frame by a series of ropes tied across the frame similar to the hammock we are familiar with.
This rope platform would support the mattress which was usually made of straw, pine needles, or reeds and the ropes supporting the bed would loosen and sag over time and they would have to be tightened in order to provide decent sleep.

According to some, the ropes would be loosened in order to get rid of guests who had overstayed their welcome.
Beds like this did exist which is not in dispute and there are some examples on display at various museums and historical houses.

The phrase “sleep tight” referring to making sure the ropes were tight is an explanation often given by tour guides and is supposedly ‘common knowledge’ among historians.


The second explanation is that the phrase “sleep tight” is a holdover from the 18th and 19th centuries when tightly meant soundly, well, or properly according to the Oxford English Dictionary.
So according to them the saying “sleep tight” is the equivalent of saying sleep well and does not refer to a specific type of bed at all. The phrase appears in the mid-19th century at a point when the rope style beds were not as common.

This explanation is not as interesting or exciting which probably makes it correct since that is the way it seems to work with the phrases we know well but don’t really know where they came from.
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:11

Well.....thank you, Joanna! Learn something new everyday here on OH! Hopefully you slept tight that night and in night's to come.
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:06

Yes thanks, and you too flower.


Now where were we ? Ah yes...

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Post by melbert on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:31

thong panties.

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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:01

...long johns.

Fundraiser attendees get crankly breaking sweats in their long johns. Guest try cooling off by.....
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:16

Spraying each others crotches with Evian water after training sessions given by their host.

Einstein banished after sniffing too many.....
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Post by melbert on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:19

thongs and jock straps.

The President can't leave the Fund Raiser due to...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:29

...damp crotch patches.

King Clooney is ashamed because....
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38

...everyone at his dinner party looks like they peed their pants.

Stacy, her crotch damp from the beginning, runs around gleefully continuing to ......
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:50

spray Evian water.


While doing that, Stacy multitasked and astounded everyone
with her.....
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Post by melbert on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:40

cheerleading abilities.

George, The President and First Lady ditched the cheerleader and headed for...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:43

the beach for midnight skinny dipping.


100 paps drive at 100mph through LA as.....
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Post by playfuldeb on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 03:08

thongs and panties are blown past their vehicles by the Santa Ana winds

Upon arriving at the beach the paps notice . . .

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 04:33

the b52's singing rock lobster. flower

Someone called kiebler, and as she throws herself in to the ropes, she throws on her beehive and...

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Post by melbert on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:58

is stung by a million wasps.

At the beach, George, The President and Mrs. Obama are enjoying...
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Post by Joanna on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:06

.....peeing in the sea singing "Every Little Helps"

Many nekkid paps join them because....
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Post by bamboochacha on Tue 24 Apr 2012, 05:13

they want to tan naturally. flower

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Post by Joanna on Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:25

an ideal engagement gift for his buddy.

LA paps look stupid trying to get a tan at midnight so they....
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