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Post by playfuldeb on Tue 10 Apr 2012, 03:55

the coast of Ireland waiting for the hot air ballon.

Update, Keibs told to keep her mouth shut as too much hot air in the balloon could . . .
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Post by bamboochacha on Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:41

pop it.

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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:46

.....passes slowly overhead playing Ride of the Valkyries
very very loudly !

100 black horses stampede across.....
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Post by melbert on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:47

the Sahara Desert in search of fresh water.

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Post by Lakin460 on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:39

..a hundred white mares.

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Post by Joanna on Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:40

Village of The Damned.... a.k.a Stepford

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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 01:39

...Texas searching for a rhinestone cowboy. flower

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Post by playfuldeb on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 09:13

the annual event of dethorning roses event is planned

Fireworks factory explodes due to
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Post by Joanna on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:21

....an empty hot air balloon landing on the roof


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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:51

that's when bulls are herded along Route I64 in Texas.

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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:37

Route 66 to get some kicks.

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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:44

get some dicks. WHO SAID THAT!!!!!!

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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:04

...doggy daycare stating that he finally met a bitch he really likes.

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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:41

nose hair and now whistles when he breathes through his nose.

Casa de Clooney all a'bustle as preparations are made for the fundraiser dinner for Obama. In preparation for this event, Stacy Keibler is....
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Post by bamboochacha on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:10

put under retreat arrest in Cabo to avoid further embarrassment to clooney household as she is a Bush supporter.

Sand found in George's shorts do not match Mexican beach. Quest has begun to determine what shoreline sand flea infestation...
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Post by Lakin460 on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:39

as a postive ID would reveal where he's been filming Monuments Men.

George, always the prankster, discovered to be the one to set up Stacy's wedding photo shoot to 'stage' rumors of marriage. Next, he will make it appear that....
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Post by Joanna on Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:56

...he's about to enter an Italian Monastery for a spiritual retreat.


Milano newspaper reporter gets thrown into Lake Como
by 16 vestal virgin monks because....
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 01:24

...reporter proved that monks cannot be vestal and that they are just Hare Krishna panhandlers also wanting to date George Clooney. flower

George Clooney hires new secretary and gets caught...

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Post by melbert on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 02:33

giving her dictation.

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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 05:14

lol lol lol lol lol lol

...give his dog his first real bone. flower

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Post by Joanna on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:14

"....the flowers that bloom in May" sings Al Jolson


Prince Clooney buries his bone in.....
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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:04

an easily accessible spot in the backyard for future snacking. flower

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Post by Joanna on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:47

...being told of a Big Outdoor Party to be held in the grounds
of Casa Clooney during the growing season.

King Clooney found unconscious, lying face down in his gardener's greenhouse with Daffodils protruding from...


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Post by bamboochacha on Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:56

every nook and cranny. flower

Local garden centers are on the lookout for...
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Post by melbert on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 01:23

all the stolen nooks and crannys.

King George and Prince Einstein were sited tiptoeing through the...
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 01:44

doggy piles in their backyard enroute to the buried bone.

George Clooney will be watching the Vancouver Canucks/LA Kings game this evening. His munchies have...

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Post by Lakin460 on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 02:52

liquor and hot peppers.

In an effort to relax from the stresses of his hectic schedule, George opts for a ......
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 02:57

...Canuck jersey and decides to cheer on the real athletes of the game. flower

George Clooney caught on film himming and hawwing over which...
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Post by playfuldeb on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:01

was more important; trimming the hairs on his toes or cleaning his nooks and crannies.

Prince Einstein to make appearance in George's film . . .
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Post by Joanna on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:28

....a sequel to Lady and the Tramp called.... "A Lady, A Tramp
and Prince Einstein"

Uggie plays Tramp in new film starring Prince Einstein and....
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Post by melbert on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:18

George reprising his role in The Harvest as the Lady.

George Clooney awarded his elusive Oscar for his portrayal of the Lady, thought to be his most amazing performance since...
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Post by Joanna on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:29

The Killer Tomatoes Return.

Prince Einstein buries a gold coloured litte man amongst....
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:06

all the other little gnomes in George's secret garden.

Tiddly Wink winkets have been found...
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Post by Joanna on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:17

....all sold on Ebay for record amounts.


Ten foot high waves at Venice Beach result in....
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Post by bamboochacha on Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:37

...extras floating out to sea giving eternal peace to all.

Seconds may be replaced with...
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Post by Joanna on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 00:50

.....sexy fellas, wearing only boxing gloves and carrying
the Magic Sponge.
gotpics



Massive increase in ticket sales to women
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Post by melbert on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 01:33

Magic Sponge Arena.

Flood occurs when the Magic Sponges couldn't sop up all the...
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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 02:10

...silicone.

Pickles and ice cream...
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Post by playfuldeb on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 08:58

is new flavor of the month at Mickiie D's (McDonalds)

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Post by Joanna on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:09

...Magic Sponge Arena flooding.


Pickles and Ice Cream make so many people ill that the....
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Post by playfuldeb on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:14

hospitals need spread blankets on the front lawns

Scientists cloning Max mixed up test tubes which resulted in. .
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Post by Joanna on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:22

Very tall blonde haired piglets selling bacon sandwiches at
Raven's football games


Bacon Sandwich Makers Trade Union Members
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Post by Lakin460 on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:06

..."We are NOT Ravens Fans!"

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Post by Joanna on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:47

...building 25 very large mansions out of straw.


Fantastic Mr Fox sighted running towards....
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Post by melbert on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:01

the 25 very large mansions built out of straw exclaiming "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow them things down"!!!

Fantastic Mr Fox is sighted in New Orleans looking for Brad Pitt's...
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Post by playfuldeb on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:49

7 dwarfs, but reports that he can only find 6.


The economy feels a finacial boost as . . .
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Post by melbert on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:24

the Kardashian's no longer want to be in the limelight and donate all their money to the US Government.

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:36

although they were a day late, they are only a dollar short.

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Post by Joanna on Mon 16 Apr 2012, 00:05

....mustard seeds have been toxic forever.


Sausage sandwich makers are sued because....
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Post by Lakin460 on Mon 16 Apr 2012, 00:13

...pork is carcenogenic! D'oh!



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