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Post by melbert on Sat Mar 31 2012, 00:53

sorry, can't stop laughing!! I'll come back to this later... affraid

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Post by Joanna on Sat Mar 31 2012, 00:55

Sofa bounce Gotcha mel Sofa bounce

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Post by Cinderella on Sat Mar 31 2012, 12:08

Joanna wrote:.....Renee Zellweger

Phone lines to E! are clagged up while.....

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Post by Joanna on Sat Mar 31 2012, 12:15

Sky-blue-pink-with-yellow-spots skin blemishes
on men aged 50+ in the upper torso area.

Loud prolonged screams are heard coming from.....

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Post by Cinderella on Sat Mar 31 2012, 12:19

the opposing team as they lose the battle.

Next up: Fashion tip...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Mar 31 2012, 12:24

"Never let the toilet paper dangle from the pantie area,
unless it's colour coordinated"

King Clooney returns to Alaska to find a.....

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Post by Cinderella on Sat Mar 31 2012, 12:26

Moose on the loose.

Moose found in...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Mar 31 2012, 12:28

50 year old bare chested men chase them through the snow drifts.


King Clooney trips and.....

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Post by melbert on Sat Mar 31 2012, 14:35

can't get up...

A frantic call is received at 911 when a sweet, young girl comes across a 50-year-old man who...

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Post by bamboochacha on Sat Mar 31 2012, 19:54

...claims he is george clooney. flower


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Post by Joanna on Mon Apr 02 2012, 15:48

Large Sale on Canadian Dockside


A good looking 50 year old injured man seeks out......

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Post by melbert on Tue Apr 03 2012, 02:30

Nurse Ratchet to nurse him back to health

Shortages of nurse uniforms reported all over the world due to...

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue Apr 03 2012, 02:34

...women posing as Nurse Ratchet in response to King Clooney's call.

King Clooney, fully recovered from injury, goes on mystic adventure in search of....

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Post by melbert on Tue Apr 03 2012, 02:37

MELBERT!!!!!

King Clooney, Queen Melbert and Prince Einstein return from their mystic adventure to find...

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Post by Joanna on Tue Apr 03 2012, 12:51

15 Vestal Virgins plus Ms Zellweger sitting in the driveway.


Amazingly Lengthy Orgy reported in.....

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue Apr 03 2012, 13:15

driveway of King Clooney's Casa. Fifteen less virgins in the world now, but everyone happy!

King Clooney and Queen Melbert set sail for....


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Post by Joanna on Tue Apr 03 2012, 18:12

.....a 3 day visit at the home of Ms Zellweger, who will be in residence to entertain them 24/7 Sofa bounce

Prince Einstein seen on mobile phone to his friend Uggie,
believed to be saying.....

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue Apr 03 2012, 18:29

...'How do you get rid of an annoying famewhore who's always pesters you with staged photos to appear tight with the King?'

Uggy, inexperienced in dealing with famewhores, tells Prince Einstein ....

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Post by Joanna on Tue Apr 03 2012, 18:35

"Just pee & crap on the bed covers and pillows every night"


Prince Einstein jumps around with glee, because.....

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue Apr 03 2012, 19:18

That's really what he wanted Uggy to say!

King Clooney's housekeeper quits! Einstein in the doghouse. Stacy Keibler must now....

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Post by Joanna on Tue Apr 03 2012, 19:48

...buy lots of New Designer mops, brooms, buckets, bleach & dusters for to clean and scrub and polish Einstein's dog house before Uggie
comes to visit.

Price of Designer Household Cleaning Materials escalates because.....

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Post by Lakin460 on Tue Apr 03 2012, 20:21

...women everywhere ae buying up cleaning supplies to audition to be King !

Einstein in a funk due to even more exposure to the Keibs. In a desparate measure, Prince Einie......

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed Apr 04 2012, 02:00

**********Aren't headlines supposed to be real or is this just a made up thing???????????????????????????

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Post by melbert on Wed Apr 04 2012, 02:45

Are you serious Bamboochacha?

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed Apr 04 2012, 03:54

Yeah. I thought you choose a true headline, then the next person will finish it off with something stupid, and then they start again with another true news headline - blah blah blah. flower

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Post by Joanna on Wed Apr 04 2012, 12:36

No, you're wrong bamboo...it's a Game ! Laughing out loud

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Post by bamboochacha on Wed Apr 04 2012, 22:41

My intelligence kicked it up a few notches I guess. Pardon Moi. flower

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Post by Lakin460 on Wed Apr 04 2012, 22:48

Lakin460 wrote:...women everywhere ae buying up cleaning supplies to audition to be King !

Einstein in a funk due to even more exposure to the Keibs. In a desparate measure, Prince Einie......

Let me fix my typo...

...women everywhere are buying up cleaning supplies ot audtion to be King Clooney's next cleaning lady.

Einstein, desparate for he & the King to be bachelors again, decides to.....

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Post by Joanna on Wed Apr 04 2012, 22:54

Come & join the Fun Corner bamboo ??

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Post by bamboochacha on Fri Apr 06 2012, 00:37

Einstein, desparate for he & the King to be bachelors again, decides to....

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lift his leg and pisses on kiebler's...

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Post by Lakin460 on Fri Apr 06 2012, 00:40

....lingerie!

Desperate for work that will bring her fame, Stacy Keibler takes a job as a .......

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Post by bamboochacha on Fri Apr 06 2012, 05:17

...Shaft and Tunnel Manager for the WWF. flower

Night time dew not only draws up the night crawlers. George Clooney has discovered that it also...

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Post by Lakin460 on Fri Apr 06 2012, 12:26

...is good for his complexion and Einstein's coat!

In preparation for his 51st birthday, King Clooney....

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Post by Joanna on Fri Apr 06 2012, 12:34

.....Has ordered all the items mentioned in the song
"The Twelve Days of Christmas" to be delivered to Brad's house.... apparently the surprise 51st birthday party can be held there.

Loud screams in a female voice heard coming from.....

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Post by GalaxyLover on Fri Apr 06 2012, 23:24

.... Simon Cowels 5* London hotel room.

Robber's Description: Male or possibly female bank robber.........


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Post by Joanna on Sat Apr 07 2012, 12:05

....steals large amount of Jelly Babies from Pick&Mix store.


Police follow trail of Jelly Babies to local transvestite night club

and find.....




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Post by Lakin460 on Sat Apr 07 2012, 14:07

...that transvestites have a sweet tooth.

Mass shortage of Jelly Babies puts Easter on hold. Rushing to stem the growing swell of disappointed children everywhere, King Clooney....

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Post by Joanna on Sat Apr 07 2012, 18:38

....rides into town horsepoop
shouting...."The Milky Bars Are on ME"


King Clooney struck off Dentist's Top Ten Teeth Toppers Teething
list because.....

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Post by melbert on Sat Apr 07 2012, 22:22

He broke off all his veneers on the Milky Bars.

King Clooney and Prince Einstein found at the local pub drinking away their...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Apr 07 2012, 22:33


....deep anger and sorrow caused by sweet toothed transvestites stealing all of Einstein's Doggie Choccie Easter Eggs.

Phone call for help brings dear, sweet, kind, Renee to
Einstein's rescue as she.....

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Post by melbert on Sat Apr 07 2012, 22:39

and her squinty eyes track down the sweet toothed transvestites to retrieve Einstein's Eggs and get George's pants back.

King George and Prince Einstein are so relieved to get their possessions back, they make squinty-eyed Renee their personal...

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Post by Joanna on Sat Apr 07 2012, 22:48

Extra Special Sex Bomb for a Year.... blowup
and arrange to take her to Venice, Como, and Cabo.


Prince Einstein reported to be very excited because....

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Apr 08 2012, 02:50

...he has secretly hated squinty-eyed Renee since first meeting and has burried her extra special sex bomb under her own bed for the next visit of one of her married frequent visitors.
flower
EXTRA EXTRA - READ ALL ABOUT IT. Video phone sales at all time high as squinty buys a new one for each rendevous. It is reported that squinty is saving all footage for...

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Post by LornaDoone on Sun Apr 08 2012, 03:28

...her new reality show "Squinty and the Boys"

King Clooney confused because...

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Post by bamboochacha on Sun Apr 08 2012, 05:03

he is ineligible for residuals.

Late night movie station declines squinty's offer of 'video sale' as they decided content was too anal. Hence, ms. squinty decides to...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Apr 08 2012, 12:53

...sell it all on Ebay.


Prince Einstein and his good friend Uggie dig up
100 buried eggs placed around.....

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Post by melbert on Sun Apr 08 2012, 17:27

the Hollywood Hills by the girlfriends of... and gave them to King Clooney to destroy forever and ever.

One fertile egg that was dug up by Prince Einstein was found in...

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Post by Joanna on Sun Apr 08 2012, 20:09

...Rotton condition due to worms and maggots
getting there first.

Obnoxious smell spreads into.....

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Post by bamboochacha on Mon Apr 09 2012, 04:43

airconditioning unit. All freeloaders leave weekender with oozing rash.

George Clooney goes on spending spree. Purchasing gift certificates for...

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Post by Joanna on Mon Apr 09 2012, 12:56

...hot air balloon flights across the Atlantic to Cork, Ireland


Little men, dressed Top to Toe in Green, are seen running along....

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